im griffin mcelroy, emperor of piss

i know i spelt chiladelphia wrong i’m gay leave me alone

[samlickereightyone]

save me final pam

[samlickereightyone]

pam. pamela finale. save me

[itsa-me-juni]

i would describe my gender as "part girl part car girl car the protector and king of chilladelphia"

[chilidelphia]

mary did

[modistress]

[moschicane]

[horse-museum]

why is lucas so obsessed with bears. bugbears, water bears, magnus,

[moschicane]

with the voidfishinator, i can erase the memories of everyone in the tri-state area!

[blueoceanarts]

Thank u op for the galaxy-brain association

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Surely Pliny the Elder had something to say about vibes

[ladyfl4me]

[kermitheefrog]

monster factory men:

monster factory women:

[ladybugboots-moved]

original

[twynksdisease]

Bear in mind.....

[azures-art-deactivated20220425]

Au where Indrid Cold is moth sized as Mothman and follows Duck like Navi from Ocarina of Time to warn him of danger

[hazelbeewitched]

i cant decide what's funnier, finding out in your 30s that your brothers tricked you into thinking people eat raw pasta as an appetizer, or finding out in your 30s that your little brother still believes people eat raw pasta as an appetizer

[handsmotif]

oh no I am feeling sad! *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mc

[moschicane]

i think carey pietsch really understands the female gaze

[moschicane]

and the female gays

[ryanphantom]

griffin, after his brothers & dad spend 5 minutes talking about dicks or something:

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

so twitter absolutely scalped me today

[sinatrasmafiaconnections]