surprisingly adequate

☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ but if not tomorrow... perhaps the day after

[thepoisonroom]

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[snulbug2]

[afieldinengland]

anyone with a brain cell: hey maybe it’s a bad thing to write gross fanfiction about real life people where you hypersexualise them and force them into relationships with their friends, especially with racist or homophobic settings and subtexts

30 year olds with hamilton icons who draw characters from literal kids’ shows in sexual situations: you are exactly like the police at stonewall

[latex-salesman]

[literalforklift]

🎉🎉 HAPPY 1985 EVERYBODY!! 🎉🎉

[wrenrouge]

[court0fbooks]

West Wing + Text Posts (6/?)

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the claire witch project

[flirting-with-psychology]

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

[mkaiser323]

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

[extremely-gay-ghosts]

[starshipheartofg-erti]

Slainte Motherfuckers

Reblog if you agree

[glumshoe]

Cute pet names to call your significant other:

-Incandescent One

-Golden and Shimmering One

-Master of the Crabs

-Seething Nuclear Chaos

-Lobster of the Deep

-Leech of the Aeons

-Ultimate Abomination

-Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young

[theforgottenkey]

somehow I don’t think “master of the crabs” is a good nickname for a SO….

[chillinintheheat]

someone’s clearly not from Maryland

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

If I had to see this with my own two eyeballs y'all gon see it too

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

love seein pictures taken below cats loafing on glass surfaces so u can see whats goin on underneath, but it is a sin. thats private, we humans were not meant to see this

[splickedylit]

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

[antique-scarecrow]

#i waNT TO BE AN ELDRITCH BEING WHOSE ONLY GENDER IS “ATTRACTIVELY DISTURBING”#IS THAT SO HARD GOD?!?!?!?!?!

[winterswake]

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

[slavery]

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS