[exporting]

[turndecassette-deactivated20171]

[anxietyproblem]

[nonalimmen]

“she loves the moonlight and rainstorms and so many other things that have soul.”

— JmStorm (via asking-jude)

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

[salmon404]

Savor the day dream

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I didn’t know there was a Bernie vs Biden debate last night until my aunt told me, anyone watch it? What cringe went down?

[eightfourone]

bernie has powers

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[eightfourone]

look at this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Wow and I thought my editing skills were good asfgjfjsjd

[bunniope]

this isnt edited

[prettygemini]

when Florence Welch said “You don’t have to be a ghost here amongst the living. You are flesh and blood! You deserve to be loved and you deserve what you are given”

[foreverfleurs]

[insomniac-arrest]

I never realized how globally iconic the american road trip was until I lived abroad and people asked me about it

like I remember saying once ‘I’ll miss the ocean here :(’ (I live in the middle of the US) and my South African friend was like “??? won’t you just road trip to go see it? Don’t you road trip everywhere?’ and I was like, ‘I mean, yes, yeh. I can’t deny that.’ and they’d nod their head like ‘that’s exactly as it should be you funky little american, that’s how it is’

like, it never occurred to me other people didn’t frequently jump in their car and traverse the great straight and endless roads of your huge-ass corn-and-cow country for hours on end for fun

much less people around the world were like strongly associating us with it, like ‘americans and their cars and their hijinks and their coming-of-age driving tales, yes’

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[katesattic]

This is oddly unsettling.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the earth's crispy crust allows we humans to trot our tender little hooves all over it without being scorched by magma

[bluemandibles]

Thank

[whitepeopletwitter]

[matchgirl42]

What made me just outright giggle at the absurdity of it all is reading about these bunkers in particular: https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-survival-condo-project-luxury-doomsday-shelter-2017-4 and seeing that their plan to keep the Unwashed Masses from intruding on them during the apocalypse is armed guards up on the ground patrolling the perimeter, which just illustrates the mindset of these people, they think they can buy anything, including the idea that people will voluntarily stick around and defend them once society collapses.

[systlin]

Okay

I went to that link and looked at the pictures and like….they don’t post the location of that bunker but.

I think I know where it is.

I’ve been north of Witchita Kansas, which is where they say it is, and I Recognize That Landscape, y’all.

Also, the Mr. Is a professional welder.

So like. Uh. Well.

[teaboot]

Sure would be terrible if someone saw this and felt motivated to break a law or two

[wingchair]

So um the article deadass says it was an old missile silo and like there were nike missile bases all over… I looked up the Wikipedia article for the bases in the us and scrolled to Kansas to find this map which confirms it’s base SC-50-C. 

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Broke: Eat the rich.

Woke: Burry the rich alive, by welding their bunkers shut.

[scope-dogg]

The Joe Biden strategy

[michellepsychologist]

Please, keep looking

Not for a person, but for your passion, your love, your courage, your goals, your dreams, your happiness, yourself. Keep looking. Explore yourself before you explore another. Know your worth, know yourself. Only then will you know what you need over what you want. You need yourself to become your own.

By: Mindset of Greatness

[michellepsychologist]

🔈 Instagram 🔊

[michellepsychologist]

🍁 Instagram 🍁

[michellepsychologist]

I love these 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

[suspend]

“If you’re reading this… Congratulations, you’re alive. If that’s not something to smile about, then I don’t know what is.”

— Chad Sugg, Monsters Under Your Head (via suspend)