"gator lies"

i show up every so often to be a pain in the ass

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

if the kraken and sharks get good at the same time we will have a beautiful toxic rivalry <3

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

current events at the bottom of the pacific

[squeakitties]

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

[ichorandpride]

#they really said “you can’t use wiki as an academic source-use our garbage AI that’s even less reliable”#and you can’t even opt out of it

no but you can FORCE it away. use ublock origin and copy paste the blacklist i made into the filters to be able to remove the bullshit AI overview that google forces. it also removes youtube's forced ads (at least until they fix it)

you can also use the ublacklist extension and use this blacklist of AI image generation websites to curate your google image results

there are ALWAYS ways around stuff. it's just a matter of looking into it and asking around

[miskiart]

DO THIS IT IS SO EASY TO DO JUST DO IT

[transmutationisms]

i need people to understand that making a blanket statement about what corsets were or what purpose they served is like if you made a blanket statement about panties and why people wear them and you didn't specify whether you meant g string thongs or boxer briefs or a jockstrap or cotton bikinis or

[transmutationisms]

like imagine if 150 years from now some people were like "panties were uncomfortable constrictive aesthetic garments women were forced to wear" with a pic of an overpriced katherine hamilton set and then some other people were like "actually they were completely benign and functional" with a picture of beige high waisted granny panties sold in a 6 pack and then some other people were like "they could literally give you diseases" with a picture of a crotchless candy thong from spencers and then someone else was like "no they were necessary protective devices for physical activity" with a picture of an athletic cup. that's every argument about corsetry and some of you are not even using real sources

[theglasscat]

And Hollywood period films have scenes where the actresses puts both legs into one leg hole and constantly fall down and occassionally break a bone and then tell the press how committed they are to the role despite their understanding of the danger of wearing panties and anyone who knows how to wear panties goes "but you don't need to put both legs in one leg hole, that's why there's two leg holes" and people who don't know nod at the costume department and film maker's choices and go off feeling glad that they wear different undergarments.

[its-arson-time]

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

[depsidase]

[never-obsolete]

Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

[foone]

Why do the computer and printer have a complicated relationship

[andthosearesmalleragents]

have you met a printer

[theinturnetexplorer]

Field Work Fails

[asteroidtroglodyte]

This sparks joy

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

[strelka]

can you guys stop making posts that i materially agree with but that are worded in ways i find too disagreeable to be reblogged. it rankles

[beemovieerotica]

english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

[beemovieerotica]

more notes: batshit means CRAAAZY. but rat shit is poop. if something is shit, it's bad, but if it's THE shit, it's good. eating shit is ew. but if someone just ate shit, they fell on the ground. no shit? = for real? yeah no shit = duh!!!

[summerofspock]

[fremulon]

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

[digitaldiscipline]

When you think charisma is your dump stat, but it isn't.

[headspace-hotel]

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

[e-102]

[unreformedcarrots]

[one-shitpost-a-day]

[angrybell]

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

[gunsandfireandshit]

For the uninitiated:

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

My preferred version:

[anonymus-maximus-er]

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[wizardlybones]

“It’s not that deep!” Yes! It is!

[brain-rot-central]

[robertreich]

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

[theunicorncomic-blog]

[beaft]

singing house of the rising sun at the pub last night and when the song ended the musicians just kept playing while people ad-libbed more verses about various pubs they knew

[beaft]

(with ominous hurdy-gurdy accompaniment): "there is a pub in walthamstow, it's called the fox and mole, but we don't go there (long pause) any more. Because the manager is an arsehole."

[semperintrepida]

This is the worst timeline. (x)

[pftones3482]

If you do this with my fics, or anyone's fics, please know I HATE you. I hate you more than every troll comment, every "your writing sucks kys" comment, every "update soon" comment. I hate you. Other authors hate you. If you want my fic, you either WAIT for it or you pay me for it. And if you won't do one of those things, you don't deserve my fic or anyone else's.

[shadowmaat]

All this does is tell me that you don't see me as a person. All I am is a content machine, and if I'm not working fast enough, you'll feed my writing into a different machine and gobble down whatever it shits out for you.

TBF this problem has been growing for a while. The rise of Generative Artificial Garbage simply makes it really, really stark.