* You Got Some Splainin' To Do! *

* my very own grumblr blog!!!! * OOC located here!

[chimericaldomicile]

* hi! *

* things to know about me! *

* call me carrie! :D *

* she/her *

* beforan *

* burgundy blood *

* 11 sweeps *

* culled *

((Heyo! Mun's name is Lyric, she/her pronouns. I'm not affiliated with anyone--I saw the grumblr stuff and wanted to give it a whirl.)

[chimericaldomicile]

* i've been listening to a troll batman podcast lately, have any of you guys heard it? *

[chimericaldomicile]

* i want to sleep forever. *

[chimericaldomicile]

+D0es y0ur cu11er 1ike grub106f? Th6t's s0mething y0u m6ke 6nd then put in the 0ven f0r 6whi1e.+

* he likes human food. which makes this so much harder for me, honestly. *

[aspersionarchivist]

0H 1 KN02W 4 HUMAN @grumblr-ihardlyknowher

[grumblr-ihardlyknowher]

oh uh. hello! i dont think weve talked before

human food... hm. id need more context?

[chimericaldomicile]

* wait wait wait. *

* ARE YOU A HUMAN? A REAL HUMAN??? *

* oh my gosh! my dad would lose his mind if he knew!! *

* uh, um. dinner! do you guys have dinner food? that's a human thing, right?? *

[grumblr-ihardlyknowher]

yes, we have dinner food! like steak, porkchops, spaghetti, and a lot of other things! i have no idea what type of food is on alternia/beforus, so i dont know what you could make thatd be like... an equivalent.

[chimericaldomicile]

* spaghetti! i know that one! i can probably swing that one.... *

* sorry, i'm just so so excited. a real life human!! my dad's friend says you're all extinct, it's one of the things he and my dad fight the most about. but here you are!! *

[grumblr-ihardlyknowher]

extinct? last i checked, there were 8 billion of us.

but, spaghetti! spaghetti is pretty easy, its like one of the beginner dinners. its also filling, and my favorite dish, so... :)

[chimericaldomicile]

* 8 BILLION????!? *

* holy smokes...i definitely have to talk to my dad. i'll tell him while i make spaghetti. *

* i saw on your blog your name is....wren? thank you wren!! *

[chimericaldomicile]

+D0es y0ur cu11er 1ike grub106f? Th6t's s0mething y0u m6ke 6nd then put in the 0ven f0r 6whi1e.+

* he likes human food. which makes this so much harder for me, honestly. *

[aspersionarchivist]

0H 1 KN02W 4 HUMAN @grumblr-ihardlyknowher

[grumblr-ihardlyknowher]

oh uh. hello! i dont think weve talked before

human food... hm. id need more context?

[chimericaldomicile]

* wait wait wait. *

* ARE YOU A HUMAN? A REAL HUMAN??? *

* oh my gosh! my dad would lose his mind if he knew!! *

* uh, um. dinner! do you guys have dinner food? that's a human thing, right?? *

[grumblr-ihardlyknowher]

yes, we have dinner food! like steak, porkchops, spaghetti, and a lot of other things! i have no idea what type of food is on alternia/beforus, so i dont know what you could make thatd be like... an equivalent.

[chimericaldomicile]

* spaghetti! i know that one! i can probably swing that one.... *

* sorry, i'm just so so excited. a real life human!! my dad's friend says you're all extinct, it's one of the things he and my dad fight the most about. but here you are!! *

[chimericaldomicile]

+D0es y0ur cu11er 1ike grub106f? Th6t's s0mething y0u m6ke 6nd then put in the 0ven f0r 6whi1e.+

* he likes human food. which makes this so much harder for me, honestly. *

[aspersionarchivist]

0H 1 KN02W 4 HUMAN @grumblr-ihardlyknowher

[grumblr-ihardlyknowher]

oh uh. hello! i dont think weve talked before

human food... hm. id need more context?

[chimericaldomicile]

* wait wait wait. *

* ARE YOU A HUMAN? A REAL HUMAN??? *

* oh my gosh! my dad would lose his mind if he knew!! *

* uh, um. dinner! do you guys have dinner food? that's a human thing, right?? *

[chimericaldomicile]

* i'm not gonna lie. seeing so many alternians speaking over us is pretty disheartening. *

[beforus-against-real-justice]

ugh!!! yeah!!! iiit happens so often!!! iiit doesn't help to have more trolls who try to tell us what iiis best for us!!!

[chimericaldomicile]

* i think they're just mad they live in alternia. i'd be mad if i lived in alternia. it sounds like an awful place. *

[beforus-against-real-justice]

that makes sense!!! they need so much terrorpy!!!

[chimericaldomicile]

* i'm not gonna lie. seeing so many alternians speaking over us is pretty disheartening. *

[beforus-against-real-justice]

ugh!!! yeah!!! iiit happens so often!!! iiit doesn't help to have more trolls who try to tell us what iiis best for us!!!

[chimericaldomicile]

* i think they're just mad they live in alternia. i'd be mad if i lived in alternia. it sounds like an awful place. *

[chimericaldomicile]

+D0es y0ur cu11er 1ike grub106f? Th6t's s0mething y0u m6ke 6nd then put in the 0ven f0r 6whi1e.+

* he likes human food. which makes this so much harder for me, honestly. *

[chimericaldomicile]

* i'm gonna try to make dinner today for my culler and me. you guys have any suggestions for low-effort recipes? *

[chimericaldomicile]

* i'm not gonna lie. seeing so many alternians speaking over us is pretty disheartening. *

[invertedromance2]

need all beforu2 culler2 dead NOW

[beforus-for-real-justice]

//Here we see the rare "Alternicus Moronicus" in his natural habitat_

[invertedromance2]

2hut the fuck up 2hut the fuck up you actual piece of garbage there2 an influx of beforan2 and literally all of them are getting abu2ed in way2 no one 2hould ever 2urvive going through and one of them might be fucking me

[beforus-for-real-justice]

//If he's you then how are you you_

[invertedromance2]

OH DO I?? DO I WANT ALL MUTANT2 TO DIE NOW?? PLEA2E,, ENLIGHTEN ME A2 TO WHERE THE FUCK I 2AID THAT,, 2INCE YOU CLEARLY KNOW EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME AND ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW

[beforus-for-real-justice]

//Oh, did I perhaps misread the situation somewhat, I thought this was "make sweeping generalisations about eachother's culture while having no experience living within it" hour_

[invertedromance2]

oh ye2,, well have you thought maybe that theyre generalization2 cuz theyre true?? bceau2e they certainly fucking look like it to me

4 people.. four real fucking people i can name off the top of my pan that joined YE2TERDAY all 2uffering under the culling 2y2tem

plea2e,, tell me, i2 thi2 a fucking joke to you?? to know theyre 2uffering ??becau2e it i2nt to me

im going to go fucking in2ane

either im cur2ed or everyone el2e on here i2 braindead and for everyone2 2ake2 i hope it2 the former

im like fucking hrairoo foretelling the de2truction of the warren,, no matter how many time2 i 2ay the truth or am right no one ever fucking li2ten2 to me or what i have to 2ay

[beforus-for-real-justice]

//Have you tried contacting CPS? Maybe putting these cullees into contact with the Beforan friends you don't have? Or are you just content to milk their suffering for fake internet points because "oh dear goodness, somebody (not me) please help the cullees!"_

//You don't care about cullee rights and you DEFINITELY don't care about cullee opinions (newsflash, asshole, you're talking to one!)_

//Yes the system is flaws, yes many people suffer, but the fact that your immediate and only solution is an indiscriminant genocide of people you deem to be below you betrays a deep-seated darkness within your heart_

//And guess what, killcrazy? I actually TALK to Alternians, so I know this is strictly your fucking problem, rather than your planet_

//Such a rough planet to live on though_

//Won't somebody please help the Alternians!_

[bugnapped-vagabond]

WHA7 IN GOG'S NAME GOES ON IN 7HE 8EFORUS/AL7ERNIA DISCOURSE CIRCLES!?

[beforus-for-real-justice]

[chimericaldomicile]

* my culler put on petticoat junction and now he's mad at me because i wouldn't stop screaming SKILL ISSUE every time one of the humans did something stupid. *

[chimericaldomicile]

* i've been having a real bad fatigue spell lately so i'm rewatching troll beverly hillbillies until it stops. *

[oozingantfarm]

II'm not.

[cannibalisticacrobat]

o<[] for real. :o)

[uncagedcitreum]

i am

! also not

watching that

right now

[cannibalisticacrobat]

o<[] im watching Bojack hoofbeastman. :o)

[chimericaldomicile]

* i've heard of that! i saw a little bit of it, but it made me sad, so i stopped. i know it's supposed to be really good, though. *

[chimericaldomicile]

* i've been having a real bad fatigue spell lately so i'm rewatching troll beverly hillbillies until it stops. *

[oozingantfarm]

II'm not.

[cannibalisticacrobat]

o<[] for real. :o)

[uncagedcitreum]

i am

! also not

watching that

right now

[chimericaldomicile]

* wow...it's always nice to stay connected on grumblr with what trolls are and aren't doing... *

[chimericaldomicile]

* i've been having a real bad fatigue spell lately so i'm rewatching troll beverly hillbillies until it stops. *

[chimericaldomicile]

* have you guys ever seen a human movie before? *

* my dad and his friends have a huuuuuuge collection of human media. there's one movie that always stuck with me--idk if you guys would've heard of it though, i'm not sure we have a troll equivalent. *

* it was called repo! the genetic opera, and the main characters were a human girl who was really sick and her doctor dad who was secretly poisoning her the whole time to keep her close. *

* i uh. i kept my distance from my culler for awhile after seeing that, haha. *

[uncagedcitreum]

um

human ?

movie ? opera ?

m i know what

genetic means

m doctor ?

[chimericaldomicile]

* oh! sorry, doctor is the human word for mediculler. opera is a story told through all singing, and a movie is...uh... *

* you know how when you hear a story you imagine what's happening in your mind? a movie is like if you took what someone is thinking of and put it on a screen to watch instead of listen to. *

* i'm looking around to see if there's a troll variant of repo... *