Chimichangas!

 All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.   

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Why is a porn blog following me

Ancient tumblr user proverb  (via mercurieux)

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{Currently in the process of updating my rules as they’re 3 years old, ooops

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My Tumblr Crushes:

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aspiderguy

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thescarredagent

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tech013

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The first thing Wade becomes aware of after coming round, is the fact that someone is trying to take his mask off. Oh hell no! A guy gets into one little collision with a grenade and someone tries to reveal his wrinkly avocado face? That shit will not fly.

Eyes snapping open, he viciously bites at their fingers, “No touchy!”

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“I don’t feel wellllllllllll.” We’re poorly Poorly sick Wade flops onto the couch, pouting from behind his mask, despite feeling fine.  “I think I’m getting sick.” The boxes fake cough, the antihero waves them away lazily, before doing it himself. They could be helpful sometimes. “I’m allergic to cleaning, don’t make me do it.” 

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“I think you owe somebody an apology.” Wade said in a sing song voice holding out one of his katanas

“Wade, I am not apologizingto your katana.”

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Peter rolled his eyes behind the mask. “Of course I wanted you to go unarmed. We were supposed to see a movie.” The man grumbled, crossing his arms, and looking around at the mess of a street. “So much for date night.”

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“You can’t blame me for this one.” Wade glances round, finally spotting his other sword and walking over to retrieve it, “You’re the one whose spidey senses went haywire.” Speaking of movies We actually have our own You should go see it

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If we RP a romantic relationship:

[halren]

saviorofexistence:

I want them to argue. I want them to be sad. I want them to worry. I want there to be tension. Because that’s what a relationship is. They can love each other, but that doesn’t mean they get along or are happy all the time. It’s perfectly normal for people to be sad and worried or fight. Them being happy and loving all the time just doesn’t feel right to me.

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The first thing Wade becomes aware of after coming round, is the fact that someone is trying to take his mask off. Oh hell no! A guy gets into one little collision with a grenade and someone tries to reveal his wrinkly avocado face? That shit will not fly.

Eyes snapping open, he viciously bites at their fingers, “No touchy!”

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“Wade, would you stop.” Peter gave a huff, snapping his fingers back out of biting reach. “It’s just me. Your mask is filthy and I’m doing laundry. I thought I’d wash it.” The man shook his head and stood up from the bed, picking up the laundry basket. “Wear your gross outfit around, I don’t care.”

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“Peter?” The Merc sits up staring after the other man as he starts to walk away. “How did I get here? I...” 

A wave of fear washes over him. The last thing he remembered was being in the city, one of goblins grenades had.... Wade shakes his head not wanting to remember that. “I don't remember getting home. I die a lot but I always remember everything after I heal. Shit, what if the goblin knows where we live?” He reaches for a gun, “looks like someone is gonna have a bad time.”

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“I think you owe somebody an apology.” Wade said in a sing song voice holding out one of his katanas

“Wade, I am not apologizingto your katana.”

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“"It's okay girl, I appreciate you, even if big spidermeaniepants doesn't.”

Wade puts the blade back before skipping over to his boyfriend.

“"And to think, you wanted me to be unarmed!”

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Literally the Internet

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The first thing Wade becomes aware of after coming round, is the fact that someone is trying to take his mask off. Oh hell no! A guy gets into one little collision with a grenade and someone tries to reveal his wrinkly avocado face? That shit will not fly.

Eyes snapping open, he viciously bites at their fingers, “No touchy!”

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“I don’t feel wellllllllllll.” We’re poorly Poorly sick Wade flops onto the couch, pouting from behind his mask, despite feeling fine.  “I think I’m getting sick.” The boxes fake cough, the antihero waves them away lazily, before doing it himself. They could be helpful sometimes. “I’m allergic to cleaning, don’t make me do it.” 

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reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

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this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

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BROTP Starters:

“YO DIPSHIT GET OVER HERE!”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to knock? Get in here loser.”

“No it’s not okay! I will beat their asses for hurting you!”

“What do you mean no more checkers?”

“Oh just make yourself at home why don’t ya!”

“Do you need a hug?”

“Can we just stay home and watch sad movies and eat ice cream?”

“You are the biggest loser I know and that’s why we’re friends.”

“Is that my sweater that’s been missing for a month?!”

“Are you crazier then usual or is it just me?”

“Get back here and love me!”

“I’m not okay…I just…want a hug right now.”

“Can you not?!?”

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Make me choose between:

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_________ or _________

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨