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My Tumblr Crushes:
twicebittxn-archive
aspiderguy
devilsaudacity
arrowsandradiation
thescarredagent
banhammered
tech013
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arachnidprodigy-deactivated2015
My Tumblr Crushes:
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aspiderguy
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slurred words
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
Let me tell you about Peter fucking Parker! That - that dumbass kid - if he doesn’t die doing the stupid shit he does, I’m gonna do it! I will!
Or he’s gonna give me a heart attack, ‘r something. Goddamn piece of shit kid. I think we’re dating... Kinda...? Fuck it, whatever, kid should be wasting his time chasing after kids his own age, an’ instead I’m over here fucking him stupid in alleyways sometimes. What is even my life?
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SEND ME A ★ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER
Jesus christ, Parker - don’t throw your back out doing this.
Peter apparently has a point to prove. Sarkis is pretty sure tossing him over his skinny little shoulder like he’s a sack of potatoes is more likely to hurt him than prove his point. But he’ll let the kid do whatever - and then laugh when it backfires. It’s not like he didn’t warn the guy.
Peter being the big spoon and wrapping himself around Sarkis when they go to bed and not letting him out of bed until Pete is good and ready ^-^
BUT THIS IS SUPER CUTE BECAUSE LIKESARKIS STARTING TO GET OUT OF BED AND PETER JUST LIES MORE ON HIM AND TIGHTENS HIS HOLD AND SARKIS JUST GIVES INCAN’T FIGHT THE NOT-SO-FAKE BOYFRIENDaHHHHH no my children oh no
What drew me to your oc was your fabulous mum, amazing writing and dAMNED FAKE BOYFRIENDS SARKIS IS PERFECT OK.
I MEANT TO REPLY TO THIS LIKE A WEEK AGO BUT I FORGOT AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK U AND FUCK YOU FOR GIVING ME THESE FAKE BUT NOT FAKE BOYFRIENDSHOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPENIT WAS ONLY A KISSIT WAS ONLY A KISS
aspiderguy replied to your post:My mood is shit so I’m going to be resizing gifs...
((I’d love to plot with you tomorrow if you don’t mind! I really love your Bruce and your blog uwu I hope you feel better, dear! *sends Pete in with cookies*))
You are more than welcome to plot with me! Thank you so much omg I needed this tonight you literal angel.
aspiderguy
Peter, you moron.
There’s a little fondness in there somewhere. Mostly he’s fed up with Peter looking like a banged up puppy. He presses a bag of ice gently to one of the worst bumps on the poor kid’s head, tsking softly again.
One day you’re gonna get permanent brain damage, stupid. Do you even try to not land on your skull?