Hello. You can call me Max. I am merely here to sate my curiosity. Stay out of my way, and in turn I will stay out of yours. Thank you.
[Edit]
I have been made aware that it is customary to introduce one's Pokémon as well, so I have compiled them into a handy list.
Tantan, a Spinda. Tantan has been my dearest companion since I was very young.
A Chingling. I do not want him... I do not very much like Psychic type Pokémon.
A Fennekin. She was given to me by my employer to aid in my work as my own Pokémon are ill-suited to battle.
Fee, a Furfrou. He is my... colleague, of sorts.
Rosalind, a strange Ditto.
[Edit]
Please stop pestering me about the Chingling. He will not be adopted into your irresponsible hands. You must believe me, he has the potential for great harm and is better off in my care.
//here we go again... some more time bullshit from @dogpkmnnerd
//ooc notes
-Pelipper/Musharna mail/malice is open.
-Magic anon is on.
-In-character hate, ignoring of boundaries, & arguing is welcome. Seriously. Feel free to be as mean as possible to him. I think it's funny.
-Currently, Max lives and works in Kalos. He is a research assistant for Professor Sycamore, but he has his own goals.
-Max has some innate psychic abilities. They're not very useful in day-to-day life, and in some cases are more of a hindrance than a cool superpower. They developed in his childhood and started causing problems. Out of options, he was sent to a "training facility" in Kalos that turned out to be a front for one of Team Flare's weird energy schemes and he got experimented on a bunch. When Team Flare fell apart he escaped with Rosalind the "Ditto".
-Rosalind is not entirely a Ditto. Rosalind does not legally exist. No one knows that Max has her, and he is careful not to let her out of her Poké Ball where other people might see.
-He hates and fears Psychic type Pokémon due to his experiences but doesn't act cruelly towards them. He also refuses to acknowledge his own psychic abilities.
-Fee the Furfrou is a service Pokémon trained to help mitigate some of the more negative effects of Max's psychic bullshit. He will not admit this out loud.
Well then answer this. Did you DO what you were meant to do or did you get annoyed and the disagreement between the two of you got everyones attention?
Fee is a very calm dog, I’m having trouble envisioning him as being disruptive… Max, tell me something. If he doesn’t help the way you need, why did you have him?
Max you blew your house up and harass people *often* when they say things that sound familiar to you in the slightest. I can see where concern would come from.
How often would you say his alerts were accurate vs. not? Was that job particularly stressful?
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't matter. But it's clear at this point that you wouldn't listen to a service pokemon regardless so there is no point in you having one. You're actively sabotaging yourself, Max.
He thinks that everything is an emergency. Being... momentarily distracted is not an emergency. When he... reacts, people notice. When people notice too often, they begin to think that I cannot do my job.
Well then answer this. Did you DO what you were meant to do or did you get annoyed and the disagreement between the two of you got everyones attention?
Fee is a very calm dog, I’m having trouble envisioning him as being disruptive… Max, tell me something. If he doesn’t help the way you need, why did you have him?
Max you blew your house up and harass people *often* when they say things that sound familiar to you in the slightest. I can see where concern would come from.
How often would you say his alerts were accurate vs. not? Was that job particularly stressful?
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't matter. But it's clear at this point that you wouldn't listen to a service pokemon regardless so there is no point in you having one. You're actively sabotaging yourself, Max.
Well then answer this. Did you DO what you were meant to do or did you get annoyed and the disagreement between the two of you got everyones attention?
Fee is a very calm dog, I’m having trouble envisioning him as being disruptive… Max, tell me something. If he doesn’t help the way you need, why did you have him?
Max you blew your house up and harass people *often* when they say things that sound familiar to you in the slightest. I can see where concern would come from.
How often would you say his alerts were accurate vs. not? Was that job particularly stressful?
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't matter. But it's clear at this point that you wouldn't listen to a service pokemon regardless so there is no point in you having one. You're actively sabotaging yourself, Max.
Well then answer this. Did you DO what you were meant to do or did you get annoyed and the disagreement between the two of you got everyones attention?
Fee is a very calm dog, I’m having trouble envisioning him as being disruptive… Max, tell me something. If he doesn’t help the way you need, why did you have him?
Max you blew your house up and harass people *often* when they say things that sound familiar to you in the slightest. I can see where concern would come from.
How often would you say his alerts were accurate vs. not? Was that job particularly stressful?
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't matter. But it's clear at this point that you wouldn't listen to a service pokemon regardless so there is no point in you having one. You're actively sabotaging yourself, Max.
Well then answer this. Did you DO what you were meant to do or did you get annoyed and the disagreement between the two of you got everyones attention?
Fee is a very calm dog, I’m having trouble envisioning him as being disruptive… Max, tell me something. If he doesn’t help the way you need, why did you have him?
Max you blew your house up and harass people *often* when they say things that sound familiar to you in the slightest. I can see where concern would come from.
How often would you say his alerts were accurate vs. not? Was that job particularly stressful?
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't matter. But it's clear at this point that you wouldn't listen to a service pokemon regardless so there is no point in you having one. You're actively sabotaging yourself, Max.
Well then answer this. Did you DO what you were meant to do or did you get annoyed and the disagreement between the two of you got everyones attention?
Fee is a very calm dog, I’m having trouble envisioning him as being disruptive… Max, tell me something. If he doesn’t help the way you need, why did you have him?
Max you blew your house up and harass people *often* when they say things that sound familiar to you in the slightest. I can see where concern would come from.
How often would you say his alerts were accurate vs. not? Was that job particularly stressful?
Well then answer this. Did you DO what you were meant to do or did you get annoyed and the disagreement between the two of you got everyones attention?
Fee is a very calm dog, I’m having trouble envisioning him as being disruptive… Max, tell me something. If he doesn’t help the way you need, why did you have him?
Well then answer this. Did you DO what you were meant to do or did you get annoyed and the disagreement between the two of you got everyones attention?
Well can you drop the nothing in the girls' case? Not everyone is comfortable with their mental differences being compared to others, and you would have to be psychic to know how her mind worked so why are you talking like you know how she thinks?
I came to a different region to help your family two times at the drop of a hat because Siliva was in trouble, and I invaded an evil base to retrieve your ass with your brother too. I would never shit on someones diagnosis nor assume I even knew what it was. I would never pass up meeting a pokemon. You're like me? Prove it. Come here and pet my goddamn dogs.
*Picture: Maya's actual medical paperwork showing her diagnosis sitting on a table, her finger helpfully pointing to the right lines. Her medicine bottle are clearly visible at the top of the picture. A pen is pointing to a doctors name and phone number at the top.*
Here you go, legal medical proof of me. The phone number at the top is my psychiatrist, feel free to call them and confirm I am in fact his patient. I have messaged him informing him that he is welcome to tell you that much. Go ahead; I'll wait.
I wouldn't allow harm to come to them, you know how protective I am. I have levelled buildings; I am stronger than you, I could stop you. Your other option is to come have lunch or dinner with me somewhere in the city, you can choose where. If you're still in Sinnoh I can meet you, I need a vacation anyway. I had to skip my Hoenn trip earlier this year I'm not skipping Sinnoh too.
Multiple reasons. Because I wanna make sure you survive. I spent a lot of effort making sure you get out of things okay. I remember Raoul saying 'we can't do this again' when he talked about getting you back. I'd like your parents and Silvia not to lose their son and brother from something preventable. I wanna smack you. Spite. Because it's just kinda how I am, I don't like letting people hurt themselves. I'll be more at ease personally if I at least try.
No, you aren’t. But I’m telling you, as someone that is suicidally depressed herself, that when you think someone might not live long past some concerning messages? You don’t let them stop or be alone.
No. I am not your child. I am not your pet. I am not some thing for you to pick up and move around as you please. Why is that so difficult for you to understand?
I don't care where you live as long as you do. I don't intend to stop making sure you're not stuck in harms way and if I have to be forceful about it sometimes I will. Be mad, I'll take it as the toll I pay for it. All I intend to get out of it is that you live.
Then I or your family come get you and get you home so you can figure out how to want to again somewhere stable and you can concentrate on it. Or something.
i’ll be straight with you. Usually my so-called kidnapping is getting people out of bad situations in a legal sense. It would be considered kidnapping. In a real sense? It’s things like getting kids away from abusive parents, or friends out of where where they been kidnapped and forced to do their bidding or trapped in a lab and experimented on. I don’t have the slightest problem with risking a kidnapping or breaking and entering charge if it means someone is safe at the end of the day.
Among them are several kids that were experimented on in labs and altered, one where they declawed their kid- who they kidnapped and brainwashed into thinking he was their actual child- like a cat and is now in constant pain, and one nine year old who grew up in a cult and got her eyes gouged out. And that's just the kids. So go ahead, tell me I shouldn't have helped them.
The others in the base we found you in were some form of brainwashed and the security system tried to kill us and DID kill several of their own people. I’m not sorry.
No. It is because of him. You see him and think that I am weak. That I am stupid. That I cannot... should not be allowed to decide what to do, where to go, who to work for... It is not fair. I know that my head is... wrong, but it is not fair. I am a man, Maya. I should be allowed to make my own decisions without my family kidnapping me and sneaking medicines into my food like I am some kind of dog.
No. You are neither stupid nor weak. You ARE, however, stubborn, ableist, and willfully ignorant. Fee is a sign of you being willing to help yourself. I have a service pokemon too, if you remember Sylvester. In addition to being well-trained, Shuppet also has a neat feature; they consume big emotions. It's very helpful for me when I am spiralling. A few of my family and friends have borrowed them for this reason too actually.
No your family should not be sneaking meds into your food but you do need to consider taking something to boost yourself. If your body does not make the required things then storebought is fine. You saw my meds, I do this. The tea I drink so often is Gogoat Leaf which has calming properties. I know I need help and actively seek it. Your determination to plow through everything on your own is why people step in to prevent you from self destructing.
You want to be independant, I know you do. I want it for myself also. You need to make it possible in order for it to happen.
Everyone needs stuff. We are not exempt. The stuff we in particular need is very common and readily available. Like Fee and Sylvester. Like anti-depressants. Like Tea. It's right there, just use it.
None off it is freely given so it's not help or charity. You are paying for goods and services. My therapist is paid to talk to me, the tea costs money, the meds used to cost money but they don't here which is a very nice change frankly.
Is the he you're talking about Fee or someone else? If it's Fee and he isn't being helpful, then get him retrained or get a differently trained service pokemon altogether. If it's someone else please clarify.
I'm not gonna ask what he was alerting to specifically, but I am gonna ask three things. Were the alerts accurate? Was your response to the alerts the distraction or the alert itself? Would what he was alerting to have been a distraction whether or not he had warned about them?
Well can you drop the nothing in the girls' case? Not everyone is comfortable with their mental differences being compared to others, and you would have to be psychic to know how her mind worked so why are you talking like you know how she thinks?
I came to a different region to help your family two times at the drop of a hat because Siliva was in trouble, and I invaded an evil base to retrieve your ass with your brother too. I would never shit on someones diagnosis nor assume I even knew what it was. I would never pass up meeting a pokemon. You're like me? Prove it. Come here and pet my goddamn dogs.
*Picture: Maya's actual medical paperwork showing her diagnosis sitting on a table, her finger helpfully pointing to the right lines. Her medicine bottle are clearly visible at the top of the picture. A pen is pointing to a doctors name and phone number at the top.*
Here you go, legal medical proof of me. The phone number at the top is my psychiatrist, feel free to call them and confirm I am in fact his patient. I have messaged him informing him that he is welcome to tell you that much. Go ahead; I'll wait.
I wouldn't allow harm to come to them, you know how protective I am. I have levelled buildings; I am stronger than you, I could stop you. Your other option is to come have lunch or dinner with me somewhere in the city, you can choose where. If you're still in Sinnoh I can meet you, I need a vacation anyway. I had to skip my Hoenn trip earlier this year I'm not skipping Sinnoh too.
Multiple reasons. Because I wanna make sure you survive. I spent a lot of effort making sure you get out of things okay. I remember Raoul saying 'we can't do this again' when he talked about getting you back. I'd like your parents and Silvia not to lose their son and brother from something preventable. I wanna smack you. Spite. Because it's just kinda how I am, I don't like letting people hurt themselves. I'll be more at ease personally if I at least try.
No, you aren’t. But I’m telling you, as someone that is suicidally depressed herself, that when you think someone might not live long past some concerning messages? You don’t let them stop or be alone.
No. I am not your child. I am not your pet. I am not some thing for you to pick up and move around as you please. Why is that so difficult for you to understand?
I don't care where you live as long as you do. I don't intend to stop making sure you're not stuck in harms way and if I have to be forceful about it sometimes I will. Be mad, I'll take it as the toll I pay for it. All I intend to get out of it is that you live.
Then I or your family come get you and get you home so you can figure out how to want to again somewhere stable and you can concentrate on it. Or something.
i’ll be straight with you. Usually my so-called kidnapping is getting people out of bad situations in a legal sense. It would be considered kidnapping. In a real sense? It’s things like getting kids away from abusive parents, or friends out of where where they been kidnapped and forced to do their bidding or trapped in a lab and experimented on. I don’t have the slightest problem with risking a kidnapping or breaking and entering charge if it means someone is safe at the end of the day.
Among them are several kids that were experimented on in labs and altered, one where they declawed their kid- who they kidnapped and brainwashed into thinking he was their actual child- like a cat and is now in constant pain, and one nine year old who grew up in a cult and got her eyes gouged out. And that's just the kids. So go ahead, tell me I shouldn't have helped them.
The others in the base we found you in were some form of brainwashed and the security system tried to kill us and DID kill several of their own people. I’m not sorry.
No. It is because of him. You see him and think that I am weak. That I am stupid. That I cannot... should not be allowed to decide what to do, where to go, who to work for... It is not fair. I know that my head is... wrong, but it is not fair. I am a man, Maya. I should be allowed to make my own decisions without my family kidnapping me and sneaking medicines into my food like I am some kind of dog.
No. You are neither stupid nor weak. You ARE, however, stubborn, ableist, and willfully ignorant. Fee is a sign of you being willing to help yourself. I have a service pokemon too, if you remember Sylvester. In addition to being well-trained, Shuppet also has a neat feature; they consume big emotions. It's very helpful for me when I am spiralling. A few of my family and friends have borrowed them for this reason too actually.
No your family should not be sneaking meds into your food but you do need to consider taking something to boost yourself. If your body does not make the required things then storebought is fine. You saw my meds, I do this. The tea I drink so often is Gogoat Leaf which has calming properties. I know I need help and actively seek it. Your determination to plow through everything on your own is why people step in to prevent you from self destructing.
You want to be independant, I know you do. I want it for myself also. You need to make it possible in order for it to happen.
Everyone needs stuff. We are not exempt. The stuff we in particular need is very common and readily available. Like Fee and Sylvester. Like anti-depressants. Like Tea. It's right there, just use it.
None off it is freely given so it's not help or charity. You are paying for goods and services. My therapist is paid to talk to me, the tea costs money, the meds used to cost money but they don't here which is a very nice change frankly.
Is the he you're talking about Fee or someone else? If it's Fee and he isn't being helpful, then get him retrained or get a differently trained service pokemon altogether. If it's someone else please clarify.
Well can you drop the nothing in the girls' case? Not everyone is comfortable with their mental differences being compared to others, and you would have to be psychic to know how her mind worked so why are you talking like you know how she thinks?
I came to a different region to help your family two times at the drop of a hat because Siliva was in trouble, and I invaded an evil base to retrieve your ass with your brother too. I would never shit on someones diagnosis nor assume I even knew what it was. I would never pass up meeting a pokemon. You're like me? Prove it. Come here and pet my goddamn dogs.
*Picture: Maya's actual medical paperwork showing her diagnosis sitting on a table, her finger helpfully pointing to the right lines. Her medicine bottle are clearly visible at the top of the picture. A pen is pointing to a doctors name and phone number at the top.*
Here you go, legal medical proof of me. The phone number at the top is my psychiatrist, feel free to call them and confirm I am in fact his patient. I have messaged him informing him that he is welcome to tell you that much. Go ahead; I'll wait.
I wouldn't allow harm to come to them, you know how protective I am. I have levelled buildings; I am stronger than you, I could stop you. Your other option is to come have lunch or dinner with me somewhere in the city, you can choose where. If you're still in Sinnoh I can meet you, I need a vacation anyway. I had to skip my Hoenn trip earlier this year I'm not skipping Sinnoh too.
Multiple reasons. Because I wanna make sure you survive. I spent a lot of effort making sure you get out of things okay. I remember Raoul saying 'we can't do this again' when he talked about getting you back. I'd like your parents and Silvia not to lose their son and brother from something preventable. I wanna smack you. Spite. Because it's just kinda how I am, I don't like letting people hurt themselves. I'll be more at ease personally if I at least try.
No, you aren’t. But I’m telling you, as someone that is suicidally depressed herself, that when you think someone might not live long past some concerning messages? You don’t let them stop or be alone.
No. I am not your child. I am not your pet. I am not some thing for you to pick up and move around as you please. Why is that so difficult for you to understand?
I don't care where you live as long as you do. I don't intend to stop making sure you're not stuck in harms way and if I have to be forceful about it sometimes I will. Be mad, I'll take it as the toll I pay for it. All I intend to get out of it is that you live.
Then I or your family come get you and get you home so you can figure out how to want to again somewhere stable and you can concentrate on it. Or something.
i’ll be straight with you. Usually my so-called kidnapping is getting people out of bad situations in a legal sense. It would be considered kidnapping. In a real sense? It’s things like getting kids away from abusive parents, or friends out of where where they been kidnapped and forced to do their bidding or trapped in a lab and experimented on. I don’t have the slightest problem with risking a kidnapping or breaking and entering charge if it means someone is safe at the end of the day.
Among them are several kids that were experimented on in labs and altered, one where they declawed their kid- who they kidnapped and brainwashed into thinking he was their actual child- like a cat and is now in constant pain, and one nine year old who grew up in a cult and got her eyes gouged out. And that's just the kids. So go ahead, tell me I shouldn't have helped them.
The others in the base we found you in were some form of brainwashed and the security system tried to kill us and DID kill several of their own people. I’m not sorry.
No. It is because of him. You see him and think that I am weak. That I am stupid. That I cannot... should not be allowed to decide what to do, where to go, who to work for... It is not fair. I know that my head is... wrong, but it is not fair. I am a man, Maya. I should be allowed to make my own decisions without my family kidnapping me and sneaking medicines into my food like I am some kind of dog.
No. You are neither stupid nor weak. You ARE, however, stubborn, ableist, and willfully ignorant. Fee is a sign of you being willing to help yourself. I have a service pokemon too, if you remember Sylvester. In addition to being well-trained, Shuppet also has a neat feature; they consume big emotions. It's very helpful for me when I am spiralling. A few of my family and friends have borrowed them for this reason too actually.
No your family should not be sneaking meds into your food but you do need to consider taking something to boost yourself. If your body does not make the required things then storebought is fine. You saw my meds, I do this. The tea I drink so often is Gogoat Leaf which has calming properties. I know I need help and actively seek it. Your determination to plow through everything on your own is why people step in to prevent you from self destructing.
You want to be independant, I know you do. I want it for myself also. You need to make it possible in order for it to happen.
Everyone needs stuff. We are not exempt. The stuff we in particular need is very common and readily available. Like Fee and Sylvester. Like anti-depressants. Like Tea. It's right there, just use it.
None off it is freely given so it's not help or charity. You are paying for goods and services. My therapist is paid to talk to me, the tea costs money, the meds used to cost money but they don't here which is a very nice change frankly.
Is the he you're talking about Fee or someone else? If it's Fee and he isn't being helpful, then get him retrained or get a differently trained service pokemon altogether. If it's someone else please clarify.
Well can you drop the nothing in the girls' case? Not everyone is comfortable with their mental differences being compared to others, and you would have to be psychic to know how her mind worked so why are you talking like you know how she thinks?
I came to a different region to help your family two times at the drop of a hat because Siliva was in trouble, and I invaded an evil base to retrieve your ass with your brother too. I would never shit on someones diagnosis nor assume I even knew what it was. I would never pass up meeting a pokemon. You're like me? Prove it. Come here and pet my goddamn dogs.
*Picture: Maya's actual medical paperwork showing her diagnosis sitting on a table, her finger helpfully pointing to the right lines. Her medicine bottle are clearly visible at the top of the picture. A pen is pointing to a doctors name and phone number at the top.*
Here you go, legal medical proof of me. The phone number at the top is my psychiatrist, feel free to call them and confirm I am in fact his patient. I have messaged him informing him that he is welcome to tell you that much. Go ahead; I'll wait.
I wouldn't allow harm to come to them, you know how protective I am. I have levelled buildings; I am stronger than you, I could stop you. Your other option is to come have lunch or dinner with me somewhere in the city, you can choose where. If you're still in Sinnoh I can meet you, I need a vacation anyway. I had to skip my Hoenn trip earlier this year I'm not skipping Sinnoh too.
Multiple reasons. Because I wanna make sure you survive. I spent a lot of effort making sure you get out of things okay. I remember Raoul saying 'we can't do this again' when he talked about getting you back. I'd like your parents and Silvia not to lose their son and brother from something preventable. I wanna smack you. Spite. Because it's just kinda how I am, I don't like letting people hurt themselves. I'll be more at ease personally if I at least try.
No, you aren’t. But I’m telling you, as someone that is suicidally depressed herself, that when you think someone might not live long past some concerning messages? You don’t let them stop or be alone.
No. I am not your child. I am not your pet. I am not some thing for you to pick up and move around as you please. Why is that so difficult for you to understand?
I don't care where you live as long as you do. I don't intend to stop making sure you're not stuck in harms way and if I have to be forceful about it sometimes I will. Be mad, I'll take it as the toll I pay for it. All I intend to get out of it is that you live.
Then I or your family come get you and get you home so you can figure out how to want to again somewhere stable and you can concentrate on it. Or something.
i’ll be straight with you. Usually my so-called kidnapping is getting people out of bad situations in a legal sense. It would be considered kidnapping. In a real sense? It’s things like getting kids away from abusive parents, or friends out of where where they been kidnapped and forced to do their bidding or trapped in a lab and experimented on. I don’t have the slightest problem with risking a kidnapping or breaking and entering charge if it means someone is safe at the end of the day.
Among them are several kids that were experimented on in labs and altered, one where they declawed their kid- who they kidnapped and brainwashed into thinking he was their actual child- like a cat and is now in constant pain, and one nine year old who grew up in a cult and got her eyes gouged out. And that's just the kids. So go ahead, tell me I shouldn't have helped them.
The others in the base we found you in were some form of brainwashed and the security system tried to kill us and DID kill several of their own people. I’m not sorry.
No. It is because of him. You see him and think that I am weak. That I am stupid. That I cannot... should not be allowed to decide what to do, where to go, who to work for... It is not fair. I know that my head is... wrong, but it is not fair. I am a man, Maya. I should be allowed to make my own decisions without my family kidnapping me and sneaking medicines into my food like I am some kind of dog.
No. You are neither stupid nor weak. You ARE, however, stubborn, ableist, and willfully ignorant. Fee is a sign of you being willing to help yourself. I have a service pokemon too, if you remember Sylvester. In addition to being well-trained, Shuppet also has a neat feature; they consume big emotions. It's very helpful for me when I am spiralling. A few of my family and friends have borrowed them for this reason too actually.
No your family should not be sneaking meds into your food but you do need to consider taking something to boost yourself. If your body does not make the required things then storebought is fine. You saw my meds, I do this. The tea I drink so often is Gogoat Leaf which has calming properties. I know I need help and actively seek it. Your determination to plow through everything on your own is why people step in to prevent you from self destructing.
You want to be independant, I know you do. I want it for myself also. You need to make it possible in order for it to happen.
Everyone needs stuff. We are not exempt. The stuff we in particular need is very common and readily available. Like Fee and Sylvester. Like anti-depressants. Like Tea. It's right there, just use it.
None off it is freely given so it's not help or charity. You are paying for goods and services. My therapist is paid to talk to me, the tea costs money, the meds used to cost money but they don't here which is a very nice change frankly.
Is the he you're talking about Fee or someone else? If it's Fee and he isn't being helpful, then get him retrained or get a differently trained service pokemon altogether. If it's someone else please clarify.
