One time, when I was living in Georgia, I was spending the night one of my friends house during the middle of this massive storm. Which might sound weird but it wasnât too big a deal considering we lived right next to each other. Now this was like, a really bad storm. Iâve lived through both blizzards in New England and now the insane weather system that is the Chicago Suburbs, and I still consider this probably the worst storm Iâve been through. Countless peopleâs houses were destroyed by trees, youâd literally risk being blown away if you stepped outside, there was a lightning strike ranging from one every few minutes, to every few seconds. Now my friendâs parents were divorced, and my friend lived with his dad. His dad wasnât the best of cooks, and we wanted food so my friend suggested âLetâs order pizza!â And we just stared at him like, are you insane? Who the hell would come in this kind of weather??
So eventually weâre like itâs worth a shot, so like 20 minutes later we see a car driving up, and this pizza guy stepping out being blasted by the onslaught of torrential rain, and we just feel so awful like how could we do this, and while heâs coming up the steps, the TORNADO SIREN STARTS. And then the guy comes up and weâre like âOH MY GOD WEâRE SO SORRY WE DIDNâT THINK YOUâD ACTUALLY COME.â And he was just like âEh, there was no traffic so this was actually one of my easiest deliveriesâ
And we were just
Pizza delivery guy what shit have you witnessed.
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