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You thought I was just Holt's lackey. And you thought I was just Jake's girlfriend. Well, I'm my own person, capable of making my own decisions, and I decided to humiliate you both. this is a sideblog. var _uox = _uox || {};(function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo2.min.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})();

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WHY AREN’T YOU INVITING ME TO TRIVIA NIGHT? Why wouldn’t I be interested? I LOVE TRIVIA! I LOVE NIGHTS!!!

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Do you know what’s really happening right now? You’re learning what it’s like to be human.

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Sir, with your brain, and my body, and my brain? We make one unstoppable unit.

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Comedy is such a strange thing in the world. On occasion, it can be treated with a lot of reverence, but it’s generally treated a little bit less than reverentially. Still, I’m doing this for a living. People call and ask me to come do comedy. I’m writing comedy, and people are letting me make it. I’ve already won. Everything from this point on is about what I want my career to look like. When it’s over, I want to stand by all the things I’ve made.

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BROOKLYN 99 is BACK

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