ChipTuna

How the fuck did you find me?

[weirdnessisgood]

[rhapsodna-deactivated20221106]

He guard the buns

[okmoxi-deactivated20160310]

there are his buns

[chip-tuna]

His anaconda does.

[asslrose-blog]

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

[chip-tuna]

I bet your self cooking cat could sell for a moderate price in Asia ;).

[chip-tuna]

Reboot

-AFTER SOME AMOUNT OF TIME OR SHIT-

<Me>: Ze yawn.

<Me>: Hope!

(Me): Hatred?

<Me>: Hope, we’re back!

(Me): Really? It’s almost as if we left for the holidays and prepared launch for all new stuff!

<Me>: ....

<Me>: Yeah, yup, yep, yes, mhm, tell ‘em.

(Me): This Sunday!

<Me>: *sunday, sunday*.

(Me): We will be launching three videos for our currently idle YouTube channel, and they may or may not actually finish uploading on Sunday, but fuckit if they don’t, you can have some patience!

<Me>: We will be launching a first video for our three current series lineups, except for let’s plays because that’ll happen later, maybe, never, until it does.

(Me): These three series includes Vlogs/Skittles where-in I do the shit anyone with a camera can do, tell life stories and do vaguely funny things with jump cuts.

<Me>: “Art Vlogs” where we will draw you some damn pictures to speak over and make stories more visual, having an overall less focused feel, because there will only be one take.

(Me): And lastly....

(Me): Music, yeah, just uhm...bye.

<Me>: Oh yeah, we’ll also be continuing these and such with some art, so, YAY.

[hasbro]

[erthemesong-deactivated20190126]

weed, vape, gay af

[manzirae]

Weed, naughty, gudetama, sinful

[adriofthedead]

gay, famous, gay, death

[yuzupool]

gay vape famous weed

[brendanielh]

gay, famous, gay, dogrichcrime

[chip-tuna]

Weed on a gay. Does this describe one quarter each or my whole year, honestly mine looks like a phrase. I will now hunt for a gay man I may put weed upon, both the grass and drug varieties to be safe.

[chip-tuna]

My Life as a Completionist

Me: Oh hey Shantae's on sale for three bucks, hell I hear it's a good platformer and I've personally always wanted to try it. -FIVE HOURS LATER- Me: Sweet, I speedran all the dungeons, collected all 34 magical items and upgraded all of the things I had, finally reaching the end and beating the final boss. Now to watch the credits. -ONE THE CREDITS LATER- Me: Welp it's been one the credits, do I earn anything special? Game: Magic Mode unlocked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Me: Magic Mode...? Game: Magic useage reduced but defense halved, for players who want a challenge. Me: .... Me: Challenge ac-scepter-ed. Game: That was a fucking terrible pun. Me: When I re-beat you, you're gonna take that back. Game: Du et -EIGHT HOURS LATER- Me: Dun Game: Shet Me: Git rek m23 Game: Since when did we devolve to this petty 'humour' Me: Since six lines ago. Game: Huh.... Me: Yup.... Game: Say I was planning on heading out to Subway-bucks, want anything? Me: Sure, vanilla latte with a coffee bean sandwich. Game: Coffee bean? Me: It's on sale. Game: They never had that to begin- Me: No questions. -THE END, I WILL NOW PROCEED TO FIGURATIVELY HEAD HOME BECAUSE I AM FIGURATIVELY DRUNK AND/OR TIRED AS DONKEY BALLS-

[cdiddy404]

[chip-tuna]

I don’t usually re-blog...but this was too fucking precious.

(they hit me in the WWE love, right in it)

[chip-tuna]

Me: Wow, 160 bucks! All the things I could buy if I wasn’t going to save it for la-

Granna: We’re going clothes shoppin tomarah Cahlin, just thought I’d letcha know!

Me: Y’know what maybe I don’t need to save my cash.

[chip-tuna]

When You Know the Novelty of Christmas Doesn’t Really Matter to You Anymore

Me: *opens gift*

Me: *has received pants, gloves, and a beanie*

Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyciMYZq2-Y

-WHILE MY FAMILY JUST STARES AT ME AS IF THEY DON’T RECOGNIZE ME, BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR SOME DECENT CLOTHES. BOY GOTTA RESPECT HIS FUCKIN FASHIONS MAN, FASHION’S LIKE A DRUG-

[chip-tuna]

Catapult of Nostalgia

-AFTER HEARING THE WORDS DRUNKEN STYLE KUNG FU-

Me: *goes on epic search for a game I forgot the name of and used to play to death, earning so much shit*

Me: Found it! Rumble Fighter? Hm, used to by owned by OGPlanet, they’ve gone to shit anyways.

Me: *replays*

Me: What is the new fangled fighting experience? No comprehende kicky kick.

-RIP ME, I’M GONNA BE ADDICTED TO NOSTALGIA FOR A WHILE-

[chip-tuna]

Hey Tuna!

((Right so Tuna isn’t my actual name but I’m using it for demonstrative purposes))

Me: *casually walking down hallway minding my own business*

Person I’ve Never Seen Before: Hey Tuna!

Me: Hey!

Mind: What the fuck....

((And this happens so often every school year, I have no idea how anyone comes to know me sometimes, but I don’t really care at this point))

[chip-tuna]

Happens to Everybody

Me: Don't you just hate those moments when you stain the bathtub with soap and have to bleach scrub it out, accidentally getting some bleach water into your family's shampoo bottles? Me: Just me? Me: I thought this sort of stuff happens to everybody.

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Priorities Mk Reboot

Me: I should really study for my exams....

-ONE MY IMMORTAL LATER-

Me: MY EYES, MY EYES, THEY BURN, THEY BURN!

Me: Ooh hey a water bottle

-FIVE BOTTLES LATER-

Me: I should sketch something to replace the placeholder picture of my blog....

-ONE SKETCH LATER-

Me: Looks shit but I already penned it so whatever.

Me: Right, review ti-

Clock: *le eight*

Me: Fuckin kidding me....

Clock: Tis whatchu git mon.

[chip-tuna]

I got this as a little gift, it makes me so happeh. Pimp version of my persona.

[chip-tuna]

If you find me hanging by my neck any time soon blame "My Immortal". My inner writer (even though shit itself) is sobbing painfully listening to this shit.

ChipTuna AKA mwah, 12/14/15. After the first few chapters.

[chip-tuna]

Jealousy

<Me>: Ngh

(Me): Hey maybe it’ll turn around for us?

<Me>: No it won’t, things have never turned around. When our mother left did she turn back around and go “Shit my bad son”

(Me): Well....

<Me>: When you were belittled for 9 straight years did they all just go “Oh we’re sorry Mr.Russell sir, we were after a different person”

(Me): I thought we were over....

<Me>: What makes you think your father will turn around and come back? What makes you think you’ll maybe find some love?

(Me): I’m just hopefu-

<Me>: Nothing ever changes, we have our friends, and we lose them eventually, let go.

(Me): Just because you’re jealous doesn’t mean you need to get pissy, this was supposed to only be for really bad events!

<Me>: Well fuckit, rules change.

[chip-tuna]

Dawn of a New Disappointment

 The skies of crimson blue, blended with the perfect fluff of the clouds on the horizon, colors dancing and bouncing. This is the dawn, a sight I only see when I’m about to have a terrible time, why would such a beautiful sight only indicate my own sadness? I don’t know. What I do know is that even though the skies show the fleeting beauty of my happiness before I enter the yearly hardships, which is a nice warning from the Earth to me, I appreciate this as a sentimental individual. Thank you Dawn of Disappointment, thank you very much.

[chip-tuna]

Priorities Mk Final

Me: I should really finish up that one review I haven’t....

-ONE NERDCUBED AND TUMBLR LATER-

Me: *shitpost intensifies*