all hail

tom pestock aka baron corbin. wwe's resident lone wolf, dad, oddities collector, loudmouthed dumpster fire, apparently. hangouts: douchebagemoji (fake as fuck)

[slormp]

[asapneedy]

I’ve been in LA for less than 24 hours and I already miss my cats

[stayfrostyordont]

anyway bi people are all wonderful and I hope y’all have a great day

[chipdipstan]

my mom has called me four times in the past two days for the sole purpose of roasting me and I feel attacked

[snorlaxatives]

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

[chipdipstan]

the mattress firm conspiracy has me fucked up

[chipdipstan]

if you want pictures of my dog sleeping like a human or something on gh like this I guess

[issagoatvibe-blog]

normani here, resident twerk queen, and ¼ of fifth harmony. i love beyonce with my entire heart, bbq is my favorite thing on the planet (besides animal memes), and these things sound too much like tinder profiles so catch me @ br.ghtervibes.

[hcppydcys]

hey pals my name is taehyung but you can call me tae, v, or anything else that your heart desires (as long as it’s nice, i’m sensitive) ! I’m a member of that band you probably heard about during the AMAs called BTS but my greatest accomplishment (so far) is dressing up in a chicken onesie on stage and posing inside of various snapchat filters during a concert (we obviously take ourselves very seriously). but whenever I’m not working on music, I’m probably dressing my dog up in cute outfits, finding more puns to torture my band mates with, or playing video games (I’m looking @ you overwatch). 

anyway! if you want a cute pic of my dog, want to talk about the potential jonas brothers reunion, or just want to say hello, then hmu on gh!

gh: sensitivedaisy

[chipdipstan]

can’t believe the entire superbowl is cancelled this year

[cferragni-blog]

i love you @saddyshere you beautiful lil bean you

[chipdipstan]

someone just reminded of forever and always by parachute and i didn’t need this thanks

[chipdipstan]

tom pestock, also known as baron corbin. good at eating donuts and pretending to hit my coworkers in the family jewels on live television, not so good at taking selfies. gh is douchebagemoji if you want to talk about my birds.

kansas city should have made the playoffs.

[silkear3d]

got a fat knot from that rap profit 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[literalonion-deactivated2018081]

hey i’m jasmine and i never finish anyth- • kcrmachameleons