Chipmunks on 16-Speed

We're the filthiest chipmunks alive! (The content of this blog is not suitable for... basically anyone.)

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here have my designs of the grown-up Chipmunks and Chipettes.

The Chipmunks went all in on Sludge, changing their band name to Chipmunks on 16-Speed to differentiate their new darker material from their old kid friendly stuff. Alvin is now Alice after transitioning from male to female and is also a user of weed, shrooms, LSD, and allegedly has done literally all the drugs, Theodore is a non-binary pothead, and Simon is seemingly straightedge and well-adjusted, but he's super chipcestuous for Alice and is still her self-appointed wrangler who simply makes sure she does Alice things safely. Alice's outrageous antics on stage and in the public eye, as well as her period of semi-reclusiveness before transitioning, has made her the subject of controversy, bizarre stories, and conspiracy theories. She often plays into them because she finds it funny and/or cool.

The Chipettes got normal jobs but still sometimes collaborate with the Seville siblings. Brittany is a fitness instructor, Eleanor is a chef, and Jeanette is a librarian and a member of the Communist Party of America.

They're in their 30s despite how long they've actually been around. This is due to Clyde Crashcup fucking up the timeline in that time travel episode, causing them to exist in the 60s and also being stuck as kids from 1980-2000 until the Y2K bug cancelled it out. Clyde didn't understand millenniums let alone his own invention.

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Designed what the Chipettes look like throughout the years.

Things weren't the same after Alice broke up with Brittany. Jeanette and Eleanor still get along with the Sevilles, but Brittany only gets along with Dave. She hates Simon, Theodore's scared of her, and Alice hates her. Maybe she can win Alice back and things can go back to normal?

Probably not.

But who knows.

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Pamton P. Pamton. My favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks character.

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Seems like the recent announcement of a new installment of the movie series got the Chipmunks into a surge of popularity again.

What does Alice think of the movies or think of the people who prefer them?

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Pamton got a stern talking to we're good y'all

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look at this majestic horse :O

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Seems like the recent announcement of a new installment of the movie series got the Chipmunks into a surge of popularity again.

What does Alice think of the movies or think of the people who prefer them?

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Simon had his own solo movie

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Theodore innocently whistling "Isn't She Lovely" as Alvin pitches a Jax tantrum

[also obligatory criticism of them using AI]

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Daily News — October 19, 1980

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I like that Sludgefest YouTube comments were always a thing

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Seems like the recent announcement of a new installment of the movie series got the Chipmunks into a surge of popularity again.

What does Alice think of the movies or think of the people who prefer them?

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Fuck you that's why.

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Designed what Allspice, Salmon, and Theater looked like throughout the years.

They had to replace the chipmunks with CG-i models voiced by Hollywood actors in those movies. They tried doing them with the actual chipmunks but Alvin wasn't cooperative and they looked weird.

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Diamond Doll

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This has been a public service announcement.

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DO NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN, DAVE.

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She just wanted to be a girl

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Terrible.

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I pity Brittany. After everything she's done with, to, and for Alice, this is how it goes. Even after she helped Alice transition.

And even then, she still can't get over that filthy dumpster fire of a chipmunk.