"She had a personality and eyes"

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The most accurate meme I’ve ever seen and will probably ever see in what’s left of my existence.😃

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Everything Everywhere All at Once had me crying in the club.

I didn’t know I needed that. Wow. Y’all should watch it if you haven’t already.

Complex and bizarre. Goofy and absolutely gut-wrenching.

It really was Everything Everywhere All at Once.

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A new daily affirmation for y’all to try.🤗

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Fuck jk rowling

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This guy asked me for a few voice notes and I keep sending him Donnie Thornberry’s best.

I think he’s in love now.

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“Emotionally intelligent”

is the new “I’m a nice guy”.

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Sleep, you elusive bitch…

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Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss.

-Dennis Reynolds

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Idc what anyone says, I put periods at the end of all my sentences when I text. Fight me.

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Gimme that grussy.🤤

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Head of New Mexico Child Support Agency Asks State to Stop Intercepting Payments to Poor Families

Following a ProPublica investigation, the New Mexico Child Support Enforcement Division is calling on the state Legislature to stop funding

One would think you DON’T withhold child support payments from the parent with custody so that said parent can afford to feed their kid(s), and hopefully avoid having to go on welfare again. But it’s the gov’t, what the fuck do I know?

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Some deranged lady was caught breastfeeding her cat on a Delta flight.

IDK if I’d object if airlines ever started conducting mental health screenings before allowing people to book flights because you motherfuckers need help ASAP.

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“Yo that jacket is tight son, na mean?” 💀

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I tried on a shirt that was too tight around the arms until now, only to find out that it now doesn’t fit my boobs. Each pop of the buttons felt like a dagger to the heart.🥲

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I could’ve gone my entire life without knowing what Pokénut November is. I-