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Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

asteroidtroglodyte

You don’t know me

iwontknowyouanymore

“what i am is the indian who can’t die. im the worst dream america ever had,” reading this was like snorting pure cocaine

#the buffalo hunter hunter #stephen graham jones #currently reading

soulofthedeep

Sound on to hear the water running through pebbles

chirpburp

go ahead and finish that email, then get a load of this

#seascape #waves #work is hard #I should move to be nearer the sea

I love that Mukh is having a good game

#san jose sharks #sharks lb #shakir mukhamadullin

Warsofsky is playing Yahtzee with the lines

#san jose sharks #sharks lb #Wild can’t beat Sharks but Sharks can’t beat Flames

passengerprincipessa

male professional sports: the thesis

filmgifs

Scooby-Doo (2002) dr. Raja Gosnell

disappointed by men time after time

#us men’s hockey

inexplicably, NBC didn’t cut the audio as Vonn wailed in anguish after that violent crash

#olympics #milano cortina 2026 #lindsey vonn #downhill ski

sapphicslapshot

you are a goalie and you get to play in one of the biggest hockey games in the world. you expect to block a couple of pucks, a standard hockey game. you expect for your lovely team to move the puck away from your side of the ice. you are then put into the torment nexus for 60 minutes and have to block almost 40 shots. on international television. you are saskia maurer.

#olympics #olympics hockey #canada vs. switzerland #what do you mean the shots are 46 to 6 #what’s the word for punishment you don’t deserve #women’s hockey