Lair of (No Nips) Baddies

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Twi | ins

[mattbarley]

Aratra and his slaves. 

[amygdalae]

Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

[brokentripod]

siren

[knightofleo]

Barby Buenrostro, “Wolf Pinup”

[svvtchbladez]

enjoy my joker design as a pinup <3

[laughhard]

I don’t know where to even start

[christianstepmoms]

Welcome. To Hole Wednesday.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

[hannibalsjuicyass]

Great time to be on tumble.com. Taika Waititi gay pirate show. Will Smith punched Chris Rock at the oscars. Elliot Page is gonna be a trans man in Umbrella Academy season 3. The community is thriving

[cocoabats]

if you cant find your own wings store bought are fine

[funnytwittertweets]

[eldstunga]

My favourite star wars bartender, a startender if you will. @saph-y ’s lovely cathar - Dinah

[rongzhi]

A performance by 蔡宏毅 (Cai Hongyi), whose specialty is sword dance.

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Encanto (2021) dir. Jared Bush, Byron Howard original songs by Lin-Manuel Miranda

[jaradraws]

after

[asmeesh]

That blissful time of year when you can lose yourself in a pile of new books.

Get any good new reads this year? My top are Ghosts of the Tsunami, The Reign of Wolf 21, and The Apollo Murders.

[zandraart]

the colors of winter

[muzinabu]