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[ballwizard]

my new button

[dgsurfers]

I walk down the street with perfect dental insurance. Remember this well--I am perfectly insured.

This means an office of servants is dedicated to the monthly cleaning, pulling, moving, adjusting, and polishing of each tooth through various intricate methods of developed science.

It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but I will go ahead and say it now. My servants are completely obsessed with me. It has only become apparent to me that their life revolves around those components crowding my jaw. You can imagine my shock when I found out the following: each attendant has paid exorbitant amounts to an institution (upwards of $300,000 a year) to learn how to properly care for my mouth. How and when they decided to dedicate themselves to me, I am unsure of, but their behavior is certainly admirable.

My treatment has nearly ended many times, but when the time approaches, the attendants find another issue that must be resolved. They have kept me here for nearly six years, although the original treatment plan was just one year. I'm beginning to think that their lives may lose meaning without me, so they craft new problems to keep me in regular attendance.

I won't say that it's causing me any distress. My jaw is more robust than ever, and I feel much stronger in the face.

[chivalryawesomeblogfollownow]

Everyone always assumes I am mean or angry or upset, just for existing.

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Music doesn't even sound good.

[imcertly]

hydra

[zyxalyx-deactivated20250925]

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[pmamtraveller]

By Benedek Chen

[scavengedluxury]

Nuneaton station, November 2015.

[chivalryawesomeblogfollownow]

I set my phone to be grayscale, and I've got to say, I love it. No color. I love the sensory deprivation of it all

[dogpuppy]

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None of our secrets are physical

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[chivalryawesomeblogfollownow]

If you laugh and whisper and eat chips in a quiet computer lab you are going to be found dead in an alleyway

[chivalryawesomeblogfollownow]

I have been trying to render this AE project for almost an hour. I've tried everything. If this next one doesn't render right, I'm going to flip out

[chivalryawesomeblogfollownow]

I figured it out and now I am stressed and bothered and behind

[chivalryawesomeblogfollownow]

I have been trying to render this AE project for almost an hour. I've tried everything. If this next one doesn't render right, I'm going to flip out