[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[paprika]

[chknnuggz]

Me: *pouring fabric softener*

Brain: drink

Me: ??? no???

Brain: smell nice. drink

[unshrink]

my cousin saw a pug today

[young-replica]

[best-of-memes]

[meyhew]

do u take constructive criticism

i only take cash or credit 

[sug7]

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[beatngu]

[meanplastic]

[opposite-directions]

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

[beksboys]

“free trial”

“all we need is your credit card information”

[problemactic]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

every time i take a selfie

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping