hello, its me @chloebeth - Tumblr Blog

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

When you go to hug your pet after a long, stressful day and they walk away from you:

screenshotsofdespair

eternally-nerdy

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

bladebiter

people who smile at you when you make eye contact with them are my favorite kind of people

inahiddenplace

me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it

misplaced-syllables-deactivated

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

Leave the mall santas alone

phampants

Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.

Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.

Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”

hydro-homies

Come back with a warrant

silk101

It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.

doodadeals

“im learning another language” can only mean two things:

I have been studying this language for over a decade please forgive any mispronunciation im still learning

i have a 2 day streak in duolingo and IM REALLY FEELING IT THIS TIME

kehlso

losertakesall

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

bob-belcher

boredpanda

nowletsfixthismess

Me, feeling lethargic and drowsy all day: why is this happening I got so much sleep last night Me later that evening eating my first proper meal of the day: