Alone in a ditch, Wearing a Clown Costume.

personal account of @doodadoodles. they/them | 23 | fucked up and evil bisexual genderfucker

[andrearitsu]

Reminder that this film, like everything relating to this brand, validated and puts money in the pockets of the man who spends his money like this. Cawthon is just one step removed from the re-legalizing of conversion therapy happening in America right now.

What’s particularly sad is seeing people smart enough to understand that supporting Rowling’s work is bad still somehow justify supporting Cawthon’s work because “the games are important to me.”

Cut off the parasocial umbilical cord and start exploring new art instead. Don’t say you can’t.

[crisspydoodles]

new account new me except im exactly the same and will do nothing to improve my behavior

[doodadeals]

dis is my new account pls follow for goofs and stuffs

[doodadeals]

thinking of remaking my account and unifying my personal and art into one

[crispykodraws]

i like this movie

[monkeybeebsness]

I also think she would mess it up on purpose

Zoey getting them meme shirts that mean nothing and they have no clue but wanna make their girlfriend happy is so funny to me

Original shirts: (not super popular shirts at all)

[bringmethepeculiar]

Thinking about humans and aliens. Too hard.

Imagine an alien species that evolved to be semi-aquatic watching humans (a species evolved to climb and run on land) jump eagerly into the water to swim with them. No safety equipment, no flotation devices, just a thin modesty suit and sheer glee.

And humans, by the alien’s standards, are terrible at swimming. Just…truly awful. They can’t hold their breath for long, their bones and muscles are dense, their lungs make them too buoyant, their hair creates drag, their gangly limbs are slow and clumsy, and they can’t open their eyes underwater because the water will hurt them.

And yet the human laughs and splashes with their alien friend and alien can’t help but marvel as the human seems to adapt in real time right in front of their eyes.

The human streamlines themself to glide through the water as best they can, trying their best to turn their grasping hands into paddles, their feet into flippers. The human watches and copies how the alien moves and mimics them, learns and copies them until they move almost gracefully.

Often, they break away from these learned skills and become a land mammal flailing in the water again, but something about the human willingly defying their nature, learning to be more than they are in a bid for connection with another species, makes the alien light up with something that feels an awful lot like fondness.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

[dramatic-dolphin]

some of my favorites

[dailyheavymedic]

day 155

meeting the in-laws 2 (strawpage request)

[charl0ttan]

these youtuber apologies keep getting less and less genuine but at least they addressed it ig🤷‍♀️

[legoyuri]

Can you back off? This happened a decade ago why cant you accept their mistakes and move on :/

[charl0ttan]

We Still Need To Hold Them Accountable .

[gum088]

player 1 and player 2

[contemptible-scoundrel]

PARENTS OF THE FASHION CONSCIOUS BABY: for sale tasteless baby shoes never worn

[contemptible-scoundrel]

these bright red galoshes are... beneath me.

[viciousmeme]

Old, but still relevant

[sylestial]

[sloshys]

please please please post the “Jevil imprisonment” comic here. i’ll always be on your side if you do. always

Im putting all the responsibility on you anon

Og post

[o-lanterns]

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

[wolfbuns]

[courtesycalling]

a friend of mine did manual labor for me and insisted on being repaid with "suggestive tenna fanart", so here's my interpretation of that.

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[triviallytrue]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]