[neenarchive]

(through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone it is necessary for my personal development

[taumoeba]

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

they hate me because im gay :/ also i have been murdering the locals but mostly because of the gay thing

[triplemoonascension]

[mccleans]

scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase

[hollowtones]

& I can run around on all fours but I don’t

[doebt]

t shirt that says I HATE COGNITIVE BEHAVIORAL THERAPY

[ot3-old]

i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character

[ot3-old]

this is, legitimately, one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my entire life

[cdmodule]

There's a lot of games from our childhood people still talk about However, what's a game you were OBSESSED with as a kid but see no one talk about nowadays? Mine were super princess peach, mario hoops 3on3 and bomberman land touch

[disgustinggf]

hot girls (me) use tumblr to be publicly insane

[herzchaos]

If I give you half my kinder bueno don‘t ever question my love for you

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

[memeuplift]

[seducemymind6]

Dating me is fun. You get a comedian, a mental patient and a pornstar all in one.

[bimbogollum]

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

[bimbogollum]

God I wish that were me

[beaniebabyoftheday]

someone: bear in mind…..

me: