Don't call me "sushi"

☆ Hi! I'm Chloe! ☆ They/She ☆ I transcribe/edit ☆ Any hate you give me is not as bad as my friend's comments on YouTube ☆ Dead dove do not eat. ☆

[chloetheeditor]

My name is Chloe :) I'm here because my friend made me get an account to manage his publicity. I'm an editor (and transcribe), but usually only his videos. They/She pronouns!!

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[joelhersheysofficial]

correction i RAN a yt channel . and it fucked

[chloetheeditor]

Well, I can still edit. And film. Too bad you're such a pussy.

[joelhersheysofficial]

AM NOOOOOOOOT have YOU talked to angels . hm . DIDNT THINK SO

[chloetheeditor]

Um. 1. I went to Hell. 2. You haven't talked to angels. 3. No. 4. You're insane.

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE LIKE . A PIECE OF SUSHI . FUCK UP

[chloetheeditor]

WHO PUTS FUCKING CEPHALOPOD ON THEIR SUSHI??

[joelhersheysofficial]

EVERYONE ???????????

[chloetheeditor]

YOU'RE A MONSTER FOR EATING SUSHI IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY'RE FRIENDS!! THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS!!!!!

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE AN OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chloetheeditor]

AND????

[joelhersheysofficial]

im gonna get sushi for girl dinner . and eat it in front of you

[chloetheeditor]

Why would HELL COUNTY in WISCONSIN have sushi??

[joelhersheysofficial]

brother ill die without sushi

[chloetheeditor]

Don't call me brother, you'll survive. Stop being a goddamn pussy.

[joelhersheysofficial]

is that your only insult . ms sushi

[chloetheeditor]

No. It's not. Just get in the car.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[joelhersheysofficial]

correction i RAN a yt channel . and it fucked

[chloetheeditor]

Well, I can still edit. And film. Too bad you're such a pussy.

[joelhersheysofficial]

AM NOOOOOOOOT have YOU talked to angels . hm . DIDNT THINK SO

[chloetheeditor]

Um. 1. I went to Hell. 2. You haven't talked to angels. 3. No. 4. You're insane.

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE LIKE . A PIECE OF SUSHI . FUCK UP

[chloetheeditor]

WHO PUTS FUCKING CEPHALOPOD ON THEIR SUSHI??

[joelhersheysofficial]

EVERYONE ???????????

[chloetheeditor]

YOU'RE A MONSTER FOR EATING SUSHI IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY'RE FRIENDS!! THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS!!!!!

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE AN OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chloetheeditor]

AND????

[joelhersheysofficial]

im gonna get sushi for girl dinner . and eat it in front of you

[chloetheeditor]

Why would HELL COUNTY in WISCONSIN have sushi??

[joelhersheysofficial]

brother ill die without sushi

[chloetheeditor]

Don't call me brother, you'll survive. Stop being a goddamn pussy.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[joelhersheysofficial]

correction i RAN a yt channel . and it fucked

[chloetheeditor]

Well, I can still edit. And film. Too bad you're such a pussy.

[joelhersheysofficial]

AM NOOOOOOOOT have YOU talked to angels . hm . DIDNT THINK SO

[chloetheeditor]

Um. 1. I went to Hell. 2. You haven't talked to angels. 3. No. 4. You're insane.

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE LIKE . A PIECE OF SUSHI . FUCK UP

[chloetheeditor]

WHO PUTS FUCKING CEPHALOPOD ON THEIR SUSHI??

[joelhersheysofficial]

EVERYONE ???????????

[chloetheeditor]

YOU'RE A MONSTER FOR EATING SUSHI IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY'RE FRIENDS!! THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS!!!!!

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE AN OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chloetheeditor]

AND????

[joelhersheysofficial]

im gonna get sushi for girl dinner . and eat it in front of you

[chloetheeditor]

Why would HELL COUNTY in WISCONSIN have sushi??

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[joelhersheysofficial]

correction i RAN a yt channel . and it fucked

[chloetheeditor]

Well, I can still edit. And film. Too bad you're such a pussy.

[joelhersheysofficial]

AM NOOOOOOOOT have YOU talked to angels . hm . DIDNT THINK SO

[chloetheeditor]

Um. 1. I went to Hell. 2. You haven't talked to angels. 3. No. 4. You're insane.

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE LIKE . A PIECE OF SUSHI . FUCK UP

[chloetheeditor]

WHO PUTS FUCKING CEPHALOPOD ON THEIR SUSHI??

[joelhersheysofficial]

EVERYONE ???????????

[chloetheeditor]

YOU'RE A MONSTER FOR EATING SUSHI IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY'RE FRIENDS!! THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS!!!!!

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE AN OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chloetheeditor]

AND????

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[joelhersheysofficial]

correction i RAN a yt channel . and it fucked

[chloetheeditor]

Well, I can still edit. And film. Too bad you're such a pussy.

[joelhersheysofficial]

AM NOOOOOOOOT have YOU talked to angels . hm . DIDNT THINK SO

[chloetheeditor]

Um. 1. I went to Hell. 2. You haven't talked to angels. 3. No. 4. You're insane.

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE LIKE . A PIECE OF SUSHI . FUCK UP

[chloetheeditor]

WHO PUTS FUCKING CEPHALOPOD ON THEIR SUSHI??

[joelhersheysofficial]

EVERYONE ???????????

[chloetheeditor]

YOU'RE A MONSTER FOR EATING SUSHI IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY'RE FRIENDS!! THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS!!!!!

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[joelhersheysofficial]

correction i RAN a yt channel . and it fucked

[chloetheeditor]

Well, I can still edit. And film. Too bad you're such a pussy.

[joelhersheysofficial]

AM NOOOOOOOOT have YOU talked to angels . hm . DIDNT THINK SO

[chloetheeditor]

Um. 1. I went to Hell. 2. You haven't talked to angels. 3. No. 4. You're insane.

[joelhersheysofficial]

YOURE LIKE . A PIECE OF SUSHI . FUCK UP

[chloetheeditor]

WHO PUTS FUCKING CEPHALOPOD ON THEIR SUSHI??

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[joelhersheysofficial]

correction i RAN a yt channel . and it fucked

[chloetheeditor]

Well, I can still edit. And film. Too bad you're such a pussy.

[joelhersheysofficial]

AM NOOOOOOOOT have YOU talked to angels . hm . DIDNT THINK SO

[chloetheeditor]

Um. 1. I went to Hell. 2. You haven't talked to angels. 3. No. 4. You're insane.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[joelhersheysofficial]

correction i RAN a yt channel . and it fucked

[chloetheeditor]

Well, I can still edit. And film. Too bad you're such a pussy.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[joelhersheysofficial]

:/ what do you mean . i turned out so great

[chloetheeditor]

You run a YouTube channel featuring the "paranormal" and some sort of 90s horror movie ouija board shit.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

nono you cant just say that . is girl dinner a slur . is it like milf

[chloetheeditor]

Joel, the internet is not good for you.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[joelhersheysofficial]

RECLAIM ????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[chloetheeditor]

Just get in the car.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[joelhersheysofficial]

well okay its complicated . you should know that chlo . that being said can we get girl dinner

[chloetheeditor]

Just because you're like half girl now doesn't mean you get to reclaim "girl dinner." Get in the car.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[joelhersheysofficial]

thank god im SO BORED . can we go out

[chloetheeditor]

Like... what. You're a girl now right? To get our nails done? I hate getting my nails done.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[joelhersheysofficial]

hiii .. are you up to anythinggg

[chloetheeditor]

Uh... I mean, I have to take Sarah on a walk later. But besides that, uh... No.

[chloetheeditor]

umm . chloooooooo

-jh

Hmm? Joel?

[chloetheeditor]

[The taller of the two seems much more upset than usual today. In fact, she hasn't smiled once. Nothing to smile about, it seems.]

[She scrunches in on himself as he walks out to the car in toe of her best friend. The one forcing her to do the one thing she doesn't want to do: go home. Home is an awful place, he knows, full of things that what her dead. The more she had come to learn, the more it cemented that he should never go home.]

[But he goes anyways.]

[Chloe keeps their hands uneasily on the wheel. Every now and then, they look over to Joel, worry fluffed over her face.]

"Joel," [she eventually murmurs, worry etched into their voice,] "Are you sure you're okay? Because, like... You've been quiet all drive," [they go on. The car pulls to a stop on a corner, and they devote her whole attention, for a moment, to her best friend.]

[She's scared... anxious, worried. But that doesn't mean they can stop driving.]

[joelhersheysofficial]

[Their friend seems to not even hear them at first, simply content with staring out the window glassily. When she realizes the car is no longer moving, he turns wearily to the driver. She tilts her head at Chlo's expression.]

"Huh? Oh, I'm fine, I guess." [she assures. It's a hollow statement, said with an ice cold edge. Their glasses are still broken.] "Just... waiting to get back home." [A shudder scurries through her as he says that word. She doesn't want to go home.]

[chloetheeditor]

[Chloe looks, unconvinced, at Joel before signing and nodding. It isn't worth it to fight—if Joel wants to talk, she will. Chloe will get nowhere by pushing him, and they know that.]

"Well... We'll be back soon," [they assure, because they think it's what he wants to hear. It's not at all, but how could Chloe know that? All that's on their mind is helping.]

[The car starts up again, and they're only about ten minutes away from Joel's cousin's house.]