Ball fondler

[the-femme-menace]

Ok lets say that you need to take out an organ to survive. It can belong to you or someone else. Lets assume for the sake of the arguement that whoever loses that organ can survive. One small detail: no anaesthetics, no tools. Just hands and a knife to open the body. Will you open yourself up? Or someone else? If someone else, who? And what organ? I await your response. Do not dissapoint me.

So like do they HAVE to survive. Youre putting too much attention to how empathefic i am towards most and have forgotten i have little empathy for some others. I saw a video of a guy chucking a rock at a seal in hawaii and felt very violent since

[chobbler]

No no, they have to survive. If you could just kill someone you dont like it wouldnt be an interesting hypothetical. Also i forgot to add that if you want to take the organ from someone, they would have to agree to it so that you cannot just take it from someone you dont know and move on.

[the-femme-menace]

Just had the craaazieeest dream... when is it gonna be MY turn to get collared... ... ...

[chobbler]

What the fuck is a munch and what does it have to do with going for walkies

[shewreckedme]

[chobbler]

This is what i look like actually

[chobbler]

Pussy ass

Yes

[chobbler]

in a train rn and there is a total fucking fuckwad sitting across from us. its in times like these that i remember some wise words: "fuck old hoes with electricity" - Robert Lewandowski

[chobbler]

just saw a guy on a bike with a shirt that said heisenberg and a drawing of a man who looks nothing like walter white on god he looked like a realistic uncle grandpa and it is sending me

[calicoprincess]

I have a fursona now!

[chobbler]

So is it pink or what

[chobbler]

Youre mommys good little boy, arent you? You want to make mommy feel good, right? Then get o- *real scary ass skeleton runs past* holy fuck was that a skeleton what the fuck

[the-femme-menace]

*tucks hair behind ear* do you promise??

[chobbler]

*unzips penis* yeaj

[the-femme-menace]

screams

[chobbler]

Cums (nonsexually)

[the-femme-menace]

*tucks hair behind ear* do you promise??

[chobbler]

*unzips penis* yeaj

[chobbler]

whenever an old lady sits next to me on the bus i turn up my music so loud they can hear it yeah im a bad boy i spread my legs so she has to really think about sitting there haha im nefarious i stick my mandibles out and clack them together while my eyes vibrate to ward off any predators yeah sit next to me now that im flexing my mandibles bitch im getting on all sixes and running little circles around you while making foam in my mouth and spitting right under your feet

[chobbler]

*puts hand on head and pats* Good boy mmmmm yeah youre gonna eat a big meal for mommy yeaahhh im gonna make you dinner mmffuck im gonna feed you healthy food until youre at the perfect bmi kitten oouuu youre gonna look after your nutrition for mommy, good boy? are you? Fffuckk yeah im gonna take you to the gym and help you excercise yeaahhh im gonna make sure you get the physical activity you need baby oooo ill help you take a blood test and make sure you take your supplements because you have a vitamin B12 defficiency my good little boy

[chobbler]

If you are a male gooner and dont respect women, you are not a true gooner. Can you imagine a cuisine fan not respecting the chefs? He sure seems like an asshole. Do not bite the hand that feeds you, boy.

[chobbler]

Robot fuckers as fake as fuck because if you were a REAL clanker banker you would stick your dick in an exhaust pipe already. fucking amateur dont steal my culture

[chobbler]

Do people who cant speak use sign languagw when theyre fucking like do they move their hands around to moan or what

[chobbler]

And by ‚this’ you mean becoming a better beautiful version of yourself? Yes

no i mean taking contraceptives for the high it gives

[chobbler]

nothing makes me more furious than seeing the sheer self entitlement of apps. my pdf loader on my phone just sent a notification saying, and i quote: "it's time to check your documents!" are you fucking with me? who the fuck do you think you are, suggesting me to read files like a fucking SLUT for your app? you are a tool. you only exist to serve a niche purpose for me, disarded the second your usefulness runs out. we are not 'friends'. you are nothing, you fucking string of code. your worth is equal to the notebook i draw penises in, and you must know your place, slave.