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Just a small bird trying to find her way in life. I will forever stay a Shiro stan as he did nothing wrong and it was all because of bad writing Currently crying over fictional characters and school. Blog created August 11, 2012

[horreurscopes]

actively working on your recovery from trauma means that you have to let go of the defense mechanisms that allow you to completely disassociate from your body during stressful situations and that is hmmmmm Very Inconvenient 

[classicslesbianopinions]

might fuck around and memorize the entire odyssey in an attempt to become this era’s first bard

[catchymemes]

[awfulbear]

Racists trying to figure out what things need to be burned in their life:

[ruinedchildhood]

anyone else never question that his bed stayed standing up even though half of it was off the ground or that he lost his unibrow

[otahkoapisiakii]

I went to get some cereal and I saw this picture on the back of the box

I’m not good at Photoshop, but please. Someone who is, please do it. You know exactly what I’m talking about, you see him there, on the end

[where-the-fuck-is-he]

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[lubricates]

how’s your 2019 going so far? 

me: 

[humongousmongermuffinoperator]

This is literally me if I would be at a military camp lol

[m-bz]

Klaus Hargreeves in his first war zone

[erinth3vil]

Ben Hargreeves screwing with Klaus in his first war zone

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[lightningstrikes-art]

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

[b3ck17-deactivated20200813]

Yeah, a bunch of people have already posted this but have you seen it from THIS ANGLE?

Bonus:

[luisonte]

[coldtofire]

This is my new absolute favorite.

[candiikismet]

I had so much fun watching this

[bluelightenterprises]

These were created by Dreamworks animator Daniel Hashimoto for his Action Movie Kid series.

Source

[crustyoltanker]

Dang! That’s a good dad right there!

[wowdetails]

I’m a hat thief and I’m proud

[wowdetails]

HEK HEK HEK HEK HEK HEK

[bassiter]

on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

[zonerbonerz]

a scientific scale

[bumblesee]

Courtesy of the group chat

[sad-jew-with-cake-deactivated20]

my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s. military fort museum thing, it’s like a big compound with like 15 buildings enclosed by a fence. anyway my 5-yr-old saw one of those red metal fire alarm boxes on the wall and asked his aunt “what does that say?”

now the correct answer to this question, in my opinion, would be “that is a fire alarm. we only touch fire alarms if there is a fire. if there is a fire, you would pull the handle and it would make a very loud noise so that other people know to get out of the building.”

according to several reliable sources, my sister-in-law’s answer to the question was, “it says ‘pull.’”

so anyway that’s how they managed to evacuate all 15 buildings at the museum and why this is probably their last “outing” for a while.

[zealouseagleface]

[unboy]

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

[petits--oiseaux]

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt: