*~Swan~*

Cuz I've got poise

[jay-nya-uwu]

Ru

[shingojira]

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

[shingojira]

happy pride month

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[depsidase]

[heylsgowt]

[cranity]

the oldest view

[funny-tik-toks]

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[weavemama]

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

[ralfmaximus]

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[countkunt]

my personal favorite

[charlesoberonn]

[my-dailydreams]

[ruinedchildhood]

[loveridden1999]

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

[anarchistmemedistro]

[bishonen]

youre not yaoiful at all

[amethystsoda]

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss