things that amuse me

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[b1rd1e]

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

[threedollarsdotcom]

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

[feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[amethyinst]

we were never meant to see everyones opinions all the time

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[hamletthedane]

I'm too much of a sucker for the tragedy of Wicked's ending to take any of this seriously, but the funniest possible fix-it concept is that Glinda just. Does not know. How the fuck. To send this 12yo back to Kansas. Like why the hell would she know how to do that?? Who thought it was a good idea to leave her in charge of this???

And from Dorothy's POV, this is such a funny concept: imagine for a minute that you (a child) wake up in a Fairy-Land, become best friends with a (possibly mentally unstable?) talking scarecrow, and are told by the god-kind that you must go murder his political rival before he'll send go home. Fine. This might as well happen.

And when you return from said murder - which is somehow successful - it turns out the god-king is a fraud and cannot help you. Whoops. Well, how about the OTHER seemingly most powerful person in the country? Ah, no....it turn out she had pretty limited powers in the magic department. And they're mostly bubble-related.

So she takes you (by bubble) to a tiny seaside town on the edge of the map to seek the help of her most powerful friends….the woman you just murdered and your scarecrow best friend who was an accomplice to that murder. And apparently, they’ve all three been dating since undergrad.

I mean, what do you even do with that.

[chocogombo]

Whenever Fiyero showed up on screen, all I could think was “Babs! Who cares about Babs?”

(poor Babs didn’t get any character development)

[chocogombo]

Balconies are just naturally romantic. Ever since Shakespeare’s play, lovers have been showing up on each others balconies.

Romeo meets Juliet

Superman meets Lois Lane

Elphaba meets Glinda

[chocogombo]

On the night of Glinda and Fiyero’s wedding, whose balcony did Elpheba show up on? Fiyero, her supposed ‘love interest’? No, she went to see Glinda.

[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[chocogombo]

My blog must look like a crazy person ranting to themselves, but I’ve had all of these notes in my back pocket for so long, and I’m finally releasing them into the wild.

[chocogombo]

This is not pertinent information.

[chocogombo]

exclamation points do interesting things to sentences.

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exclamation points do interesting things to sentences!

[chocogombo]

Writing online is so embarrassing sometimes