tikki couffaine, fought a teenager and lost

kwami of creation feed me all the cookies to help me mourn my defeat #alwps

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psa: for your own safety please do not consume any butterflies or objects that are red with black spots. thank you

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it has come to my attention that there is a recipe going around for mint flavored macarons that require toothpaste. the recipe has a picture of me attached. please be aware that i do NOT endorse this recipe and that my picture was attached without my consent. i take dessert recipes very seriously, as adrien and nino can attest. thank you for you understanding

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dni if you were not personally involved in the stabbing of julius caesar

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i see you turned off asks on your other account, eiffel

are you running away from me?

(m: you don't have to reply btw but if you want to it'd be fun)

M: nah there was an ask scare going around and i just actually forgot to turn them back on on eiffy, only turned em on on tikki because i was sending myself an ask lemme fix that rq

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do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created here on earth

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no i don't??

no im not??

are you okay??

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アドリアンのカップケーキはお母さんをころした

nonny i already lost the last denny's fight do you want nino to actually kill me this time

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do you? speak japanese or wtv language this is??

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yeah? and nonny is trying to get me killed by nino

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😭😭😭 what did he sayy

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something that will make me experience death by nino

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アドリアンのカップケーキはお母さんをころした

nonny i already lost the last denny's fight do you want nino to actually kill me this time

[how-do-people-come-up-with-urls]

do you? speak japanese or wtv language this is??

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yeah? and nonny is trying to get me killed by nino

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アドリアンのカップケーキはお母さんをころした

nonny i already lost the last denny's fight do you want nino to actually kill me this time

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concert's over and my takeaway is: ladybug and chat noir absolutely love each other

they're gonna go trade friendship bracelets some more and hopefully no akumas show up

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SWEET LIKE HONEY KARMA IS CHAT NOIR PURRING IN HIS LADY'S LAP CUZ HE LOVES HER

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karma timeeee

ladybug and chat noir are now jamming

once again this is dedicated to lamp man because karma is on OUR sides

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right before mastermind started chat noir said "this is your song m'lady"

now they're singing it to each other

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BEST BELIEVE WE'RE STILL BEJEWELED LAMP MAN

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this song is also dedicated to lamp man. apparently there are a lot of those

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ah taylor's definitely feeling goofy tonight

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IT'S ME

HI

I'M THE COOKIE IT'S ME

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all akuma discussions have been abandoned in favor of jamming to lavender haze