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[psykopaths]

Manifesting ✨️

[epiphainie]

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

[sickfrr]

[nyctosaurid]

huge power move of linguini to have his famous and well respected restaurant shut down for having a massive rat infestation only to immediately open a new restaurant called this

[happyheidi]

summer, baby <3

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[aslowmotionlovepotion]

thinking about the glow up from “i reached for you, but you were gone” in wonderland to “my hand was the one you reached for” in the great war, and feeling many feelings

[likeadevils]

there’s something so important about taylor singing “so make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it, you’ve got no reason to be afraid” to her past selves

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[miamignonette]

“you say ‘oh my god, she’s insane, she wrote a song about me!’” // “on the way home i wrote a poem, you say ‘what a mind’, this happens all the time”

[gayvampyr]

[midnightsslut]

something people don’t appreciate enough is the fact that different songs on midnights explore the same topics in numerous, sometimes contradictory ways. on snow on the beach, she’s scared that a new relationship might not work out; on labyrinth, she’s terrified that it might. snow on the beach also talks about the celestial forces that bring two people together; mastermind confesses that she was the force in question all along. bejeweled describes the confidence and freedom of bending the rules of a relationship; high infidelity is filled with guilt and terror for simply dancing with another guy. she takes the money on you’re on your own, kid, but she feels stifled by it on anti-hero. she ends you’re on your own, kid with inspiring words; on dear reader, she warns the audience not to listen to her advice. she burns in hell on anti-hero, but karma is her god on karma. she can face any struggle fame throws at her on you’re on your own, kid, but she’s too soft for all of it on sweet nothing. she’s a diamond and a monster on the hill at the same time. it’s almost like each story is told from multiple perspectives like the love triangle on folklore, but instead of several fictional characters, the narrators all exist in different corners of taylor’s mind.

[still-beautiful-things]

for some reason this reminded me of J*hn M*yer's line about her "you're like 22 girls in one," and then also of Taylor saying "we don't wanna be condemned for being multifaceted"

[loverdeluxe]

[alltaywell]

Taylor Swift accepts the “Best Longform Video” Award on stage during the MTV Europe Music Awards 2022 held at PSD Bank Dome on November 13, 2022 in Duesseldorf, Germany.