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Welcome to a world of shit posts and uncertainty (:  warning: I will relentlessly post about whatever new interest i have chosen to latch on to     

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But try to measure loss measure the silence of a house, the unheard footsteps at the doorway, the unemployment of the mouth The waking up having forgotten and remembering again the full extent of what forever is

Through Me (The Flood) (Hozier)

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Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago

From Eden (Hozier) 

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4,448,984 of us are emotionally starved losers and this is the proof 

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I mean i know I’m back here but... really folks? Over another million views in less than a year? Y’all need a hug

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that one line of hozier’s that’s like “I once warmed my hands over a burnin' Maserati” has serious Raven Boys vibes.... like Ronan (also Kavinksy) would definitely be caught doing this 

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Do y’all ever have some preconceived notion of your “type” in significant other and then have one occurrence where you’re like “okay… maybe that’s not it bc I’m literally dying rn and this isn’t how I thought it would be”?? i thought my type was more… clean cut… but then the other day I had an interaction with this totally scruffy but gentle aura and now I’m like “damn”

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makes me so sad when hockey bros are just looking out for their bros and then get sent to the sin bin for it :’(

i swear ref, he was just defending his team!! don’t be mean, let him have his mother duck moment pls 

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I’m legitimately 5 foot nothing but somehow when I saw the new goalie for the ducks i was like “he is so tiny... 6′2 but only 174 pounds (78kg)?? Mr smol bby who let you on this team? such a cute lil guy <3″

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it’s honestly like sort of sad when you find out band members (especially the lead just bc we see them more) are like not great people... yeah I’m looking at you Brendon... and it’s like... I’m sorry for idolising you bro but like also could you just try to be better? 

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fictional men and calling their love interests ("friends”) investments/assetts >>

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lucifer really is just in his girlboss era for like the entirety of season one, huh? 

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when you love and respect your fiancee so much that you gotta go on craigslist to find other women to sleep with then kill... true love 💕💕

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when you’re out shopping for murder essentials but your fiancee texts you so you gotta rb ;) 

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“Screaming the name of a foreigner’s god, the purest expression of grief”

- Foreigner’s God (Hozier)

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Do you really wanna know what I'd change about myself? Do you really wanna know who's been messing with my health?

Do You Really Wanna Know? (Sea Girls) 

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“I’m sick of good looks, cause I don’t have it”

- Sick (Sea Girls)

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“I’d never go, I just want to be invited”

- Love From The Other Side (FOB)

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Why is there such a fine line with romance novels? It’s always either “they kissed 💕” or “five pages of smut later…”