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Stanner since 2011. This is nothing else but my wonderful (and sometimes abandoned) sideblog dedicated to the most wonderful creature on earth.

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Political Animals

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Political Animals

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Hello, everyone. My name is Emily and I need your help. Like all of you, I’m a big fan of Sebastian Stan and for the first time, I will be meeting him at Wizard World Comic Con in Chicago in August. Since I am meeting him a week after his birthday, I wanted to do a little something. 

I want to make a book filled with letters from us. I know many fans have given him books like this in the past and I saw the video where he talks about how he keeps the gifts given to him. What a sweetheart. So, I wanna do this.

I need your help. I plan on printing all the letters and putting them together in a book. If you would like to make a letter and take part in this, you can send your letter to [email protected]. I beg you to keep your letters at a 1-2 page length as I wanna print as many letters as I can, but of course, if you have a lot to say, then by all means, please do. 

If you don’t wish to participate, please reblog this and spread it around. I want as many people to take part of this as possible. Please help me create this for Sebastian as he continues to kick ass on screen and be a genuinely amazing human being offscreen.

If you have any questions or comments, you can message me at any time. Thank you.

Deadline is July 31st. Might I also add that I will not read any of the letters as I know some of them may be extremely personal. I know I wouldn’t want a stranger reading my thoughts and my story that is intended for someone else’s eyes. Your letters will be safe.

[choosingbucky-blog1]

Hello, goodnight or whatever it is where you live... I know this is last minute but can someone ask Sebastian if he knows/likes Marina and the Diamonds and tag me with the answer. Or video if you record it????

Please and thank you, may the force be with you. 

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Bucky Barnes Reading List

So since I’m in a pretty deep Bucky Trash hole right now aaaanndd most of Tumblr seems to be right there with me I’m doing a small Bucky Fic Rec list as a one off. I don’t have my finger on the pulse as much with Marvel as I do with SPN so it’s not extensive in any way.

JOIN ME IN THE TRASH HEAP

Fluffiest of Fluff

A Night That Changed It All by @sincerelysaraahh 

The Magic Feat by @bovaria

Unexpectedly by @bionic-buckyb

It’s Just Borrowing by @bovaria

A Rainy Day by @bovaria

Glad to be Wrong & Part 2 by @avengersimagifics

Reckless by @bovaria

Back to the Old Days by @milaaurora

Captains Mischiefs by @bovaria

Winter Cuddles by @avengersimagifics

Trip by @bovaria

I Trust You by @just-call-me-mrs-captain

Ow my poor heart

Changes by @bovaria

Broken Ones by @writingbarnes

I Will Always Save You by @jarnesbrnes

Hope and Despair by @writingbarnes

Home by @sinnamon-barnes

Melt Yo Panties

All Meddle and No Talk & Part 2 by @bovaria

Lingerie by @fvckingavengers

At Night by @bovaria

James by @bionic-buckyb

Beauty of a Secret by @fvckingavengers

Mines by @just-call-me-mrs-captain

The Metal Ones by @jarnesbrnes

Sweet Mornings by @bovaria

Sex with Bucky Barnes by @fvckingavengers

Hiding by  @just-call-me-mrs-captain

Don’t forget to share the love with these wonderful writers. Likes/Reblogs/Asks all count no matter how many notes a fic already has! 

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Bucky Barnes Reading List

So since I’m in a pretty deep Bucky Trash hole right now aaaanndd most of Tumblr seems to be right there with me I’m doing a small Bucky Fic Rec list as a one off. I don’t have my finger on the pulse as much with Marvel as I do with SPN so it’s not extensive in any way.

JOIN ME IN THE TRASH HEAP

Fluffiest of Fluff

A Night That Changed It All by @sincerelysaraahh 

The Magic Feat by @bovaria

Unexpectedly by @bionic-buckyb

It’s Just Borrowing by @bovaria

A Rainy Day by @bovaria

Glad to be Wrong & Part 2 by @avengersimagifics

Reckless by @bovaria

Back to the Old Days by @milaaurora

Captains Mischiefs by @bovaria

Winter Cuddles by @avengersimagifics

Trip by @bovaria

I Trust You by @just-call-me-mrs-captain

Ow my poor heart

Changes by @bovaria

Broken Ones by @writingbarnes

I Will Always Save You by @jarnesbrnes

Hope and Despair by @writingbarnes

Home by @sinnamon-barnes

Melt Yo Panties

All Meddle and No Talk & Part 2 by @bovaria

Lingerie by @fvckingavengers

At Night by @bovaria

James by @bionic-buckyb

Beauty of a Secret by @fvckingavengers

Mines by @just-call-me-mrs-captain

The Metal Ones by @jarnesbrnes

Sweet Mornings by @bovaria

Sex with Bucky Barnes by @fvckingavengers

Hiding by  @just-call-me-mrs-captain

Don’t forget to share the love with these wonderful writers. Likes/Reblogs/Asks all count no matter how many notes a fic already has! 

[after-avenging-hours]

Could you do numbers 18 and 24 with Bucky x reader please

18. “Stoptrying to kiss me while I’m trying to yell at you!” 24. “Stop it, I’m on thephone!”

Word Count: 934

Warnings: NSFW content

The standardized ringtone that’s been programmedfor every agent’s phone suddenly jolts you out of your sleep.  It takes you a second to actually registerthe sound.  Once you do, you let out atired groan.  Shifting on the bed, youturn around, trying to remember where you put your phone.  Seeing the light flashing on the nightstand,you make a move for it, only to be stopped by the arm around your waist.

“Buck, let go. That’s my phone,” you mumble.

His groan of protest is deep and husky, his armtightening even more.  “Let it ring.”

“It’s my work phone.  It might be important.”  With a sigh of resignation, he lets go.  You reach over sliding the screen to answerthe call.  “Hello?”

“Hey, Sis! Are we still on for lunch later?” A perky voice speaks on the otherline.

“What?” You rub your eyes, hoping it’ll wake you up some more.  “What time is it?”

“It’s 8. Aren’t you normally an early riser?”

“I uh… I had a late night.”

You hear the snickering coming from behindyou.  Reaching a hand back, you slap himon the shoulder.  “Oh, you’re going topay for that.”

You release a shocked gasp when his cold metalfingers slide up your spine.

“Are you okay?” Your sister asks.

He grips your hips and pulls your body backagainst his.  You pull the phone awayfrom your mouth and glare over your shoulder. “Stop it, I’m on the phone!”  Youwhisper harshly before going back to your cell. “I’m fine!  Why are youcalling?  Oh!  Lunch! Yes.  I’m still meeting you,” yourwords come out rushed, especially after feeling Bucky’s hand slipping betweenyour thighs.  You latch onto his wristwith your free hand, but it’s already too late. He slides his cold, metal middle finger up and down your slit, spreadingyour natural wetness as he goes.  You trydesperately to pull his hand away, but he’s locked it in place.  Your hips try to curl away from his touch; inresponse, he only snakes his other arm underneath you to pin your body againsthis.

As you try to fend Bucky off, you realize thatyou’re sister has been talking to you.  “-Thinkingthat we should do Josie’s, but then I realized that I was more in the mood for Frenchcuisine.  What do you think about tryingthat place on Market Street that we keep meaning to go to?”

You’re biting your lip, trying with everythingyou have to keep in your moan, but his finger has now come up to concentrate onyour throbbing clit.  You release a smallwhimper, knowing that you have to open your mouth to respond.  “S-sure,” you gasp out, quickly slamming yourmouth closed as Bucky quickens his pace.

“Great!  I’llsee you at 12, then?”

“Yup!” You continue with the one syllable words.

“Alright, I guess I’ll let you get back tosleeping, just don’t sleep through our lunch!”

“Okay, bye!” You’ve barely heard her response, before you’re hanging up the phone andslamming it down onto the nightstand.  A strangledcry leaves your lips as your orgasm hits, Bucky’s finger practically vibratingagainst your core.  Your back arches,hips pushing against his hand as your body is consumed by the sweet relief of ecstasy.  Your muscles turn to liquid and all you cando is shudder against his body.  As thepleasure passes through, you just lay there, trying to get oxygen back intoyour system.

You feel the brush of his lips against yourshoulder.  “Good morning.”  You don’t even have to look at him to knowthat he’s smirking.

You take in another deep breath.  Your voice has a deadly tone in it when youspeak.  “You… ASSHOLE!”  Sitting up, you grab your pillow andimmediately turn to start hitting him with it. His boisterous laugh fills the room as he brings his hands up to defendhimself.  You continue to hit himanywhere you can, the face, the chest, his legs.  He lets you get a few hits in beforewrenching the pillow from your grasp and throwing it across the room.

His arms come up so he can roll you onto yourback, trying to take control of the situation. It doesn’t stop you.  You don’tneed a pillow to hit him.  “You’re luckythat it was only my sister!  Would youhave done that if it was the director?!” You continue hitting him with your hands.

He doesn’t stop laughing, quickly latching ontoyour wrists and holding them over your head. “Probably,” he states before leaning down to capture your mouth.

You moan in protest, trying to break your handsfree.  You turn your face to the side,forcing his mouth off.  “Stop trying tokiss me while I’m trying to yell at you!”

He looks down at you, giving you one of hiscarefree smiles that used to be so rare, but recently seem to be appearing moreand more.  “But it’s the fastest way toget you to stop yelling at me.”

He leans down once more, but instead of goingfor your mouth, he begins a train of butterfly kisses down your neck.

Your efforts against his hands have lessened,but you still try.  “James, as soon as Iget out of your hold, I’m going to kill you.”

He chuckles lowly.  “If you wereactually going to kill me, you would have done it already.”

[fvckingavengers]

Earned It

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Prompt: The reader has been having a difficult time getting herself off. When Bucky finds out, he offers his hand at it.

Word Count: 4,482

Warnings: Masturbation, rimming, unprotected sex. 

Seguir leyendo

[preciousghoul-blog]

send me a pairing + a number!

“why are you at my doorstep at 3 in the morning…”

“holy shit! i finally found something i’m better in than you!”

“no what the FUCK get that THING away from me!”

“you’re clearly hurting stop putting up a strong front”

“hey sorry but i kinda ran away from home so let me stay over tonight”

“if you really want to, i’ll let you go”

“we’re made for each other”

“will you hear me out?”

“i don’t think i can do this anymore”

“i can go out with you, but don’t expect anything from me”

“like hell i’m leaving you when you look at me like that”

“why the heck aren’t we making out?”

“didn’t you hear me the first time?”

“stay with me, goddammit!” 

“h-hey! why are you crying all of a sudden?!”

“oh… sorryomgwrongnumber”

“why are you staring at me”

“fuck. off.”

“i’m sorry, but who are you?”

“for you, anything.”

“wow i did not know you had a weak spot like that”

“dating advice #1: you don’t look at anyone other than me”

“i don’t want to break up”

“you don’t get to trample on my feelings like that!”

“it’s been a long time since i saw your smile”

“i just wanted you to be happy”

“kiss me”

“don’t make me say it!”

“we can’t return to those times anymore”

“i have everything – i have you”

“i’m sorry i ended up falling for you”

“what do you mean you’re not attractive whatthefuck”

“wait what did you just say you love me?”

“why did it have to be you”

“you don’t even have a clue about the things you do to me”

“please don’t leave me behind”

“i won’t leave you behind”

“only in front of you did i want to look cool always”

“have you come to hate me?”

“me and you? we’re simply not cut out for this lovers thing”

“you’re so embarrassing ugh…”

“i’ve lied to you about many things but i wasn’t lying when i said i loved you”

“i can’t believe we didn’t find each other until now”

“why is so hard to breathe when you’re standing next to me?”

“at least i’m yours”

“this wasn’t how i planned our first date!”

“it’s fine even if you don’t love me”

“i don’t want this to be just physical”

“lets do this again next year”

“i just thought i really loved you”

[notallbees]

Ask me :D!

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2,500 - 3,000 Follower Prompt Batch

“You know me. I don’t follow the directions.”

“Who I like shouldn’t matter to you.”

“If it’s venomous, maybe you shouldn’t go right up to it.”

“Don’t talk to the monsters in your house. They’re not friendly.”

“My headache always gets so much worse when you’re around.”

“I’m not a safe person to hang around.”

“If you were in my position, you’d resort to murder too.”

“I gave you my life and this is how you repay me? By dancing on my grave?”

“From the start, you knew you couldn’t trust me.”

“I wanted you to be there for me." 

"It’s only the eighth day into this month and you’re giving me more problems.”

“Don’t make me hold your child. Please. Wait, stop-" 

"Lately, it’s started to seem like you couldn’t care any less.”

“I think I could learn something from you.”

“You looked me in the eyes and leaned in and then you burped.”

“If you’re looking to enchant me, you’re going about it all wrong.”

“I’m just about as normal as you are and well, that’s not very.”

“Fun fact; I never stopped liking you.”

“I can’t believe you would just eat something off the floor.”

“Have you looked in the mirror? You take my breath away.”

“I’m not sure you’re supposed to fall in love with a monster.”

“They should stop making these chapstick flavors so realistic.”

“When was the last time you cleaned you went on an adventure?”

“I am your biggest fan. Your only fan.”

“I might not understand everything you say, but that doens’t mean I don’t wanna hear you anyway.”

“I wonder if this is flammable?”

“The last time someone wouldn’t stop talking, I shoved my fist into their mouth.”

“I am entirely weak for you.”

“I can’t see how any of this is going to go wrong in any conceivable way.”

“Only time will be able to tell us.”

“You think I would be able to handle this by myself?”

“When they don’t want to talk to anyone, they put their headphones over their ears. Didn’t you notice?”

“I can’t believe you’re making me watch this.”

“If your child flings shit across the room, you’re cleaning it.”

“I can’t tell when you’re being serious with me.”

“It’s gotten to the point where we just know what we’re thinking.”

“You’re ice and I’m fire. Of course we wouldn’t get along.”

“You’re the one who walked out of my life all those years ago.”

“You don’t get to decide what I do with my life.”

“That wouldn’t apply to a monster.”

“I should hope you had a good time with me." 

"If I knew your hand was this soft, I would have asked to hold it more often.”

“I’m waiting for it to sink in that you’re here and alive with me." 

"You met me in a dream once.”

“One day your luck will run out.”

“There’s not nearly enough food in here for me to deal with you right now.”

“I don’t think you should pick up random magical creatures to bring home." 

"I didn’t want you think I was a jerk." 

"I have you to thank for all the terrible times I’ve ever had.”

“You can’t even imagine all the enemies I have made.”

“I would be more inclined to listen to you if you lied a little bit less.”

“You had so much time to prepare for this and here you are, struggling to get socks on.”

“You wouldn’t believe what I’ve had to put up with today.”

“No one understands the kind of mess heroes leave behind and guess who gets to clean it?”

“I’d lend you a hand, but mine has mysteriously wandered off.”

“I’m thankful that you’re not out to murder me instead.”

“I dedicated a whole two minutes to you. So ungrateful.”

“This ring won’t fit just anyone.”

“We value your opinion just as much as we care about you. Which is to say; not at all.”

“As a delivery person, I can say it is just as embarrassing when we get the wrong house as it is for you to get a questionable package.”

“There’s no point in liking me back anymore. I’m devoted to the person I’m with." 

"Funnily enough, I don’t really care for listening about your problems all that much.”

“I would hope you’d trust me to be honest about my feelings." 

"Don’t ask me how I got my arm stuck in the vending machine. I just wanted a snack.”

“I’m a roll tonight and nothing can stop me.”

“It is entirely possible that I have just jinxed myself.”

“It’s like living your life with the feeling of deja vu hanging over your head constantly.”

“I didn’t think it was possible for you to ruin my favorite movie and yet here we are.”

“Your lips on my lips. Yes, no?”

“Of all the questionable things I’ve seen you eat, this has to be the worst.”

“It’s official. This is the worst day of my life.”

“If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.”

“You have to stop being a coward some day.”

“I’m the least reasonable adult you’ll ever meet.”

“I don’t know why I felt the impulse to buy all of these, but I did.”

“You ask a lot of questions that I don’t have the answers to.”

“Life is way too short for you to be this serious over something like this.”

“Give it a bit of time and I’m sure it’ll pass.”

“Can you run a little less like ‘my grandparent is coming to beat us with their cane’ and a little more like 'whatever that is behind us is going to eat us alive’?”

“I don’t know where your sense of humor went, but I want you to find it as soon as possible.”

“I guess it was wishful thinking that you would come back.”

“A little late than never is better, right?”

“Everyone calls you the fun sucker behind your back.”

“I look like a hardened criminal, but I swear, I just want to make it to work on time.”

“Your excuses are losing their edge. Step it up.”

“I’m pretty sure you were the one screaming.”

“I’m surprised your disguise is actually working.”

“I think I’ve gotten up to enough trouble for the day.”

“Consider this the one good deed of my life.”

“I feel like I’ve practiced for nothing.”

“Someone looks like they need a nice and long hug with a side of comfort.”

“It’s not what I ordered, but I guess I’ll take it.”

“The last thing I want to do is cause anyone trouble.”

“You found me laying face down in the snow. It’s about the best kind of meeting you can get.”

“I’d invite you over, but my roommate pretty much hates you.”

“I can’t believe would dare say that to my face.”

“Out of all the unnatural pets you could own, you have to have the one with three eyes.”

“Just take it one day at a time." 

"Is it too late to throw you off my bus?”

“If you could stop yelling in my ear, I would be able to focus better.”

[shittyaus]

can we have some prompts wherein person A is a reckless delinquent and person B is just always there to fret over them? :3

you showed up at my place in the middle of the night with bruises and blood and you won’t say what happened so I just lead you into the bathroom and clean you up

stop yelling ‘parkour’ when you scale fences and run across the road that’s dangerous and an incredibly inefficient detour so gET BACK HERE

your hands ache and your knuckles are bleeding after getting into another dumb fist fight so I’m gonna bandage them and then hold your hand for the whole day

I know you won’t get into any fights when I’m with you mainly because you’re scared I’ll get injured and because you know I’ll whoop your ass even worse if you even attempt to

“you’re heading out again? it’s two in the morning, at least bring a jacket it’s cold out.”

can you not start fretting over me I’m with my friends and you’re clearly ruining my rep, sTOP fixing my hair and no I do not need a bandaid gOD 

you may be really reckless and you’re always getting in trouble but I know for sure that every morning you sneak out of bed and go outside to feed the neighbourhood cats

- jo

[hard2bard-deactivated20210217]

AU MASTER LIST

So here is a bunch of AU’s that I’ve collected over…. a long time. Enjoy

Awkward Meetings

I broke your nose in a mosh pit, sorry

I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital, this is sort of awkward, are you okay?

You’re getting chased by the police and you just jumped in my car and yelled drive, wtf man

You just punched me in the face while gesturing wildly to a friend, your friend can’t stop laughing and im too shocked to respond to your apologies

You laughed in a restaurant, but your laugh is really weird and I thought you were choking so I’m awkwardly humping you while attempting to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre and why isn’t this working, you’re just choking harder now this is aweful

We met on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame

I get really sick on roller-coasters and you are sitting in front of me, im so sorry

You’re the bastard who keeps parking in front of my house and you just caught me drawing a dick on your window with a permanent marker… ugh, oops.

I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold another fucking shirt and just leave it, I’m going to fucking shove it down your throat

You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friends place and I should call the cops by my cat likes you so????

You’re my new dealer and you just friended me on Facebook and idk how to react to that

You saw me reading the same book you are and now we are arguing about the motives of the antagonist

This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and  you’re deathly afraid of flying. 

I got into a cab to find someone already inside

You thought I was your friend/sister

Holy shit, im in the wrong car.

I was walking by a roller coaster and your shoe flew off and hit me in the head and now I’m on the floor trying not to fall unconscious.

It’s 2am and I’m drunk and I need some salt for my fries and I know your awake so OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

You fell asleep on me in the subway and I should probably wake you up and its my stop next stop but it’s okay, I can always just catch the subway back…

I know nothing about camping and all my friends left me at the site. Please, help me, I think I just heard a bear

This has been a shitty week and you just grabbed the last box of my favourite comfort food from the shelf, do you really want to fight me rn?

We met in a movie theatre and now you’re clinging to me because your terrified and I’m okay with that because it means I get your popcorn.

You had a party and I got really drunk and stole your microwave, so now I’m at your place and your super hungover so here, I made breakfast?

Neighbour/Roomate

The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the crack of dawn

I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/mouse/cricket (etc.)

My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is below theirs

You keep stealing my doormat and HAH, I’ve got you this time thief!

The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is leaking through my ceiling

My neighbour’s sibling got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment on accident.

My roommate keeps stealing my coffee so now I make extra 

You’re my new neighbour and wow man, you have some really weird habits.

You’re my neighbour and you are stealing my wifi to watch porn and can you not?

You locked yourself outside of your apartment and there’s a storm rolling in and I pity you so please come into my apartment I’ll make you hot chocolate?

I heard you singing at 3 am and joined in and now you’re at my door and wtf mate I think your drunk but your voice is really nice so?

I just set the fire alarm in our building off again… sorry. I know its like the fourth time this week…

You keep mowing your lawn when I’m trying to sleep and seriously FUCK YOU

My new neighbour is really hot and wow I didn’t even like women until now? And now she is in the garden planting flowers in her bikini wow… im in too deep

It’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but soME PEOPLE are trying to sLEEP

We’ve never met but we shower at the same time and our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we start duets?

Pets

I’m out walking and my dog started chasing your dog. 

My cat/dog ran away and you just found it but refuse to accept the reward. 

We are neighbours and your cat got my cat pregnant… so, wanna raise this little kitty family?

My pet tarantula/snake (etc) escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is terrified of snakes/spiders

I need you to pet sit my pet for a while and I forgot to mention it’s a snake, the mice are in the freezer. Thanks, bye

My cat really hates you cat and that’s the third time this week I’ve had to pry them apart.

My cat keeps breaking into your apartment and it ate all your plants… dinner to make up for it?

My cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so I followed him inside and you cam home earlier than I expected and found me in the middle of your living room and honestly I’m not a burglar

Your dog likes me a thousand times better than she likes your partner and sorry not sorry I love this dog

You were walking your dog when you found me passed out on a park bench and thank you for waking me up and buying coffee instead of stealing my wallet

Music

I’m on a bus and wow, you’re singing really loudly and everyone is giving you weird looks, hey bud, tone it down, also great choice in music

You play Double Bass/Cello and I play 1st chair Violin and we keep making eye contact and damn your super cute.

You play in an orchestra and I love these songs so much, plus you’re really cute. Shit man, you’ll never notice me in the huge crowd…

Music is kinda illegal and my friend just died and apparently he wrote music and wow I want to know what it sounds like and to play it at his funeral but I don’t know how to. You’re a well-known music dealer, do you happen to understand these notes? Can you help me?

I tried to act cool at this concert and I thought I was leaning on a wall but apparently it was a speaker and now it’s on the ground in pieces and everyone’s glaring at me… sorry?

Supernatural

I’m a wizard and I just accidently apparated into your house. Oops.

I died over 2000 years ago and you’ve been dead for like 2 hours, man, damn it now I have to explain this shit to you. Great.

I’m immortal and you’re mortal and I don’t know how to explain this to you and soon enough you’re going to realise that I’m not aging… shiiittt

You’re a greek god and I’m the roman counterpart. 

I’m a ghost and your alive and I think I’m in love with you…. Fuck. 

You’re a faun and I’m a Satry

I’m half demon and people often judge me based on my looks, but your blind and wow you actually like me? 

I’m a time traveller and I went back in time and wow I think I’m in love with you, fuck this isn’t good, I just faked being George Washington… wait what? George Washington doesn’t exist here? Shit… I actually am George Washington.

I’m a writer and your my character and wtf how the heck did you just literally climb out of my first draft? 

I’m a werewolf but I don’t want to tell you because my wolf form might be that really small chihuahua you keep mentioning you see when I go out…

I’m an android and you’re a human and wow what is that warmth I feel when I see you?

I’m a homesick telepath and you’re the poor soul who is receiving all these emotions, sorry

Somehow I’m in your body and you’re in mine and shit man being this close to the ground is fucked up.

I’m a genie an d you rubbed my lamp so congrats you get three wishes but you can’t seem to think of shit and why the fuck do I have to be stuck with you? Hurry up and think of some wishes okay?

I was an awful angel and as punishment I have to be your guardian angel and wow your super cute and nice but I still hate you

You keep having strange dreams that turn out to be us in a past life and you’re determined to fine me again but in this life I’m already dead.

We live in the year 3090, you’re a scientist and I’m your assistant. Unfortunately and experiment goes wrong and I die. Now you’re trying to put my brain into a robot but its not the same

I’m a vampire and I have a moment of weakness, you’re nearby and lets just say it doesn’t end well

I’m a dragon and you’re a really hot prince, that’s right, they locked up the wrong royalty.

You’re a pirate and I’m a siren and woah… are you asexual? That’s so cool, hey wait, don’t go I just want to talk

Your mirror is a doorway into my dimension and I can see everything…. 

Listen I am genetically modified and you WILL let me hide in your house

Ok, so I panicked and kissed this human so he wouldn’t drown. And I know you don’t want me to keep him, and we can’t let him leave if he knows about us mere people so what do you want to do?

School/College

I just got partnered with you in dance class and I can’t dance for shit

You’re my science lab partner and how the fuck did you just explode that beaker?

I’m an art student and you just found my sketchbook and you’re going through it. Shit man can you give that back, I don’t care how good you think they are just don’t turn that page…

You’re the school dork and I’m the school jock and fuck you can see where this is going

We are the only two kids who ride this school bus, maybe we should carpool?

I thought you were my roomies new boyfriend so I invited you in but your actually the RA of the dorm and now you think I want to have sex with you

I accidently flooded the laundry room and you really need to do laundry

You’re sitting in my seat in this lecture and who even are you? I’ve never seen you before… wait what, stop checking me out!

We argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside the class

You left your USB in the library computer and I had to go through your files to figure out who you are and in the end I read the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re really good?

I’m a traditional painter who has to take a basic Photoshop class, you’re a graphic design major sitting next to me and getting sucked into helping me out because Im so shitty at this

My pottery bowl exploded in the kiln and I feel like a failure, you found me crying about it in the hallway and are now trying to comfort me and your sweater is really soft wow sorry

You and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and fuck it I’m trying to study over her so fuck you I’m going to put an end to this game by winning 

We are both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from student and you’ve won for the past three years

Romeo and Juliet of the math and English departments 

I want to get along with you roomie… but I like star wars… and you like star trek… this isn’t going to work.

I usually talk to my friends through morse code in class but… apparently you know morse too… and now you know I think your butt is cute

I got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and now I’m being adopted by someone who is really hot OH FUCKING NO

Near Death Experiences

Wow I was just in a fatal accident and who the hell are you? What is this I’m I dying? Wait no, I don’t want this, how do I get out of it? A deal you say, I’ll take it.

You’re an executioner and I’m about to be executed but you can’t seem to run the guillotine, wait what, why are we running away, man you’re my favourite executioner

Our plane/boat crashed and now it’s just us on this island. 

I just took a super dangerous job and your trying to talk me out of it, but we really need the money

It’s the middle of a war and I’m on a ship that you’re ship just torpedoed. Now I’m a prisoner and wow why can’t I feel my legs. I’m not cooperating until I can feel them again. What the fuck do you mean I’m paralysed?

I’m addicted to ____ (drugs/alcohol etc) and you found me in an alleyway due to after effects of my addiction (beat up, overdose etc) and decide to take me in.

I sold my soul to bring you back to life and I don’t have long left please make this time count

Mistaken and Secret Identities

I’m  a thief/hacker/murder and you’ve found out my identity and have been bugging me for days to take you on as your partner

I’m a superhero and you want to be like me but in doing so become a supervillain, what do you mean you don’t understand why I’m punching you?

I’m a superhero, you’re a supervillain, but we don’t know each other’s identities and we are actually best friends

I’m runaway royalty and you’re a commoner, fuck I’m so screwed I need your help, I’ll explain later

You think I’m a celebrity and you’re talking too much for me to explain I am defintely not… that dude. What was his name again?

You’re a superhero and I’m your best friend and what the fuck man? Why the hell didn’t you tell me? If you had maybe I would be fucking caught with this stupid ass monologue-ing villain

I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err… your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour's…

I’m a superhero and you’re a supervillain and I saw you visiting kids at the children’s hospital and letting them act like they defeated you and now it’s really hard to punch you in the face

Profession Based

Your my mailman and I can’t help but notice that you linger at my door slightly longer than you need to ever since you saw me that one time. Do you want to come inside?

I’m a private detective and your my client and fuck man you’re in some deep shit

You’re a protester and I’m a police officer. Seriously can you please calm down a little bit, this is my job not my  beliefs.

I’m a make-up artist/hair stylist and I you’re an actor/model and are you flirting or???

You’re a celebrity and sorry mate, I have to take pictures to pay rent, I know its invasive seriously, sorry

You’re a store clerk and fuck, is that my ex? Can I please hide behind this counter?

You’re a lifeguard at my kid’s swimming competition and I fell in the pool with all my clothes on and you awkwardly tried to save me even though I didn’t need it.

You work at a pet store and I came in to look at tarantulas but somehow we lost the biggest one and its loose somewhere in the store and it really doesn’t help that you’re terrified of spiders

I’m a firefighter and you started a fire in your kitchen but you’re still flirting with me even though you’re not wearing pants and I’m carrying you down a ladder. Stop complimenting my muscles for fucks sake

We work at the same company and I kind of had a crush on you until I noticed that you’re the asshole stealing my lunch from the office fridge.

I’m a firefighter and you live near the station I work at and we talk/flirt with each other a lot. One day me and my team get called to put out a fire and it’s your home ablaze. You don’t make it.

I work at a fruit store and you come in almost every day and rearrange stuff on the shelves and then leave. Today you made the apples spell ‘call me’

It’s 2am and I was just trying to get home but I left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and I drove into a pole - stop laughing! You’re a cop, aren’t you supposed to be helping?

You’re drunk and want my name tattooed on your ass.

You always bring your dates to the restaurant I wait at and now you’re here alone… you okay mate?

Winter Times

It’s snowing and I usually walk to work but that’s not happening, hey roomie, can you please drive me? Yes I know its 4am

I accidently gave all my winter clothes to charity over the summer and not its not so much summer, but I’m broke and hey… could you give me your old winter clothes… maybe?

I love the cold, but I promised to visit you for a good 4 months and wow, why did I do this? There isn’t snow here?

I don’t know you, but you just threw a snowball at my face, mate, its on.

I don’t know who the hell you are, but my roommate has someone over and It’s really cold outside…. Can I come in? Or like, have a blanket, or even a towel?

Old Friends

I knew you in high school and I ran into you at a renaissance fair wearing full knight regalia

I met you once when I was 12, we started a pen-pal relationship across the world and haven’t stopped even though we are a lot older now. 

You were my best friend when we were younger but your family moved to the other side of the world, and we haven’t talked in years. But now your back and wow how did you recognise me when I can’t even remember your name?

Fake Dating

I hired you to be my date for a wedding but your super cute, maybe we cannot fake-date? 

I’m fake dating you to have someone to vent to on family gatherings while also pissing off my conservative uncle that I never liked and wow… have your eyes always been this nice?

We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people always want photos of us in compromising positions and so we always end up fake-dating the entire day but you’re actually really hot and I’m head over heels for you

My friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex, quick make out with me, I’ll pay you.

Miscellaneous

I’m blind and wow your voice is absolutely beautiful can you just keep talking? Forever? Please?

My younger sibling is besties with your sibling and even though we hate each other I guess we’ve got to start hanging out a little

We are both at a grocery store at am and you offered to arm wrestle me for the last box of cereal, its on!

You’re sleeping on my best friend’s couch while your house is being renovated and you have really weird habits like attempting to sing opera in the shower and you keep eating all my Nutigrain 

We bump into each other every Friday at the supermarket to buy the same ice-cream and maybe we should eat it together?

Our parents are dating and thank god I’m not the only one pissed off about this

I went to museum to get some inspiration and then I saw you staring at one of the paintings in awe and wow you just noticed me drawing you and this is awkward

I decide to take a shortcut home that involves crawling through a really tight hole in a fence and I end up getting stuck and you just happened to pass by and now you’re laughing at me

I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because I could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly

We are trapped in a bank during a robbery

Your country is trying to take over mine and I might be a little attracted to you and stop this it’s really hard to retaliate okay?

I was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting romeo and juliet at me

[witterprompts]

“Don’t turn your back on me.”

“You have a knack for getting into trouble when I’m not around.”

“I know you don’t want to see me ever again, but hear me out.”

“I’m not always hiding things from you.”

“I wanted to tell you myself. I didn’t want you to find out from someone else.”

“I know I can be forgetful, but this is important to the both of us.”

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Soldier?

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Solace (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

Request: The one where Y/N is an agent of shield but on a mission, Y/N kills for the first time. She takes this hard because the target was the one who murdered her parents. In the end, Bucky comforts her.

Warning/s: Mentions of violence and blood.

Fury had assigned Sam, Steve, Bucky, and (Y/N) on a mission to infiltrate a HYDRA base and blow it up. As for (Y/N), she was assigned with a different mission. That was to extract data from the base’s computers for Fury. He asked her to not tell the others for it might compromise the main objective.

The mission started really well, until things start to take a turn in a wrong way. 

“Alright, that’s the last of ‘em, Cap. Now what do we do?” Sam said after he planted the last explosive bomb. 

“We blow it up. Head back to the quinjet. Start the countdown.” Steve commanded as he punched and swung his shield around to hit the agents that were attempting to put him down. 

(Y/N) cursed under her breath as she watched the downloading bar on the computer screen. It was down on 80%. She glanced down to her wrist watch and watched as the countdown begin. “Come on, come on, come on.” She murmured, patting her hand on the table impatiently. 

“(Y/N), where are you?” She heard Steve say through the comms. They must have made it to the jet already. 

“Uh,” she started, “I’m still in the base." 

"What?! Get out of there. Now!" 

"Give me a sec." 

"No! The place is about to blow up. Get in here, now!" 

Once the files were successfully downloaded, (Y/N) yanked the USB from the CPU and put it in her pockets. She kicked the door open and punched her way through the agents that had cornered her. Steve, on the other hand, was scolding her through the comms. She tried her best to ignore them and focused on getting out. 

She was nearing the jet when a door came down the exit of the base, blocking her. She moved to the side and attempted to try and reopen it, but it won’t budge. 

"Ah, (Y/N) (Y/L/N), we meet at last.” A voice said behind her. 

(Y/N) turned around and saw a man walk out of the shadows. Somehow, he looked familiar. Like from a distant memory. 

(Y/N) whipped out her gun and aimed it at him, hoping that she won’t get to use the bullets in it. “Who are you?” she asked. 

The man looked at her in mock of shock. “You don’t remember?” he chuckled and shook his head. “Well, you were still a little girl the first and last time we met." 

(Y/N) raised an eyebrow. She ignored Steve’s voice in the comms. "Sorry, man. But I don’t know you. Now would you be kind enough to open the door and let me out. Because I have like a few minutes till this place blows up.” she said, absolutely done with the man’s beating around the bush. 

The man smirked, highly amused at the situation. He continued taunting her, until (Y/N) gave into the urge of punching him. Just as she swung at him, the man gripped her fist, stopping her from punching him. He twisted her arm and kicked her on the stomach. 

“(Y/N)? Where the hell are you?” She heard Bucky say. 

(Y/N) clutched her stomach as she dropped to her knees. She spit the blood that came out of her mouth. She looked up at the man, glaring at him. She stood up as he said, “Allow me to refresh your memory. December 24, 1999." 

She slightly froze when she remembered what had happened that time. She shook the thoughts away and continued attacking the man, whom successfully dodged her attacks and countered them. 

"It was a crisp, cold night. There was this family who were having a nice Christmas Eve dinner." 

"I don’t know what you’re talking about.” She said, gritting her teeth. She knew exactly what he is talking about. 

The man chuckled, darkly. “All was well until something happened.” He twisted her arm and pinned it behind her. She yelped in pain. He kicked the back of her knee, making her drop down on her other knee. “Do you know what happened next?” he asked. 

“Shut the hell up, prick.” She growled and elbowed him from behind and swung her feet to kick him, but his reflexes were quick. He dodged it and grabbed her foot and tackled her on the ground. 

“Three men kicked their door open and started to raid the house. The other guy grabbed the little girl from her mother and held her in place, despite the parents’ protests and pleads to let them and her go. Of course, the men were following orders so they didn’t let them go. Instead, they tortured the parents in front of the poor little girl.” the man told (Y/N). 

Flashes of images from that night flooded around (Y/N)’s mind. She was the little girl that night. She was the one who witnessed the torture and murder of her parents. 

“Shut up!” She yelled and grabbed a nearby metal pipe from the ground and hit the man on the head, sending him on the ground. She stood up and got on top of him, throwing the metal pipe down to the ground. She punched him on the face multiple times, screaming, “Who the hell are you?! Tell me now!!" 

She grabbed her gun from his hand and pointed it on his head. She breathed heavily, eyes burning in rage and hate. 

The man chuckled darkly, and coughed out blood. He looked at her with a smug look on his face. "I was the one who killed your parents.” he said. 

Everything was silent. (Y/N) only heard the sound of her heart beating really fast and her heavy breathing. She was shocked. Memories from that night came rushing back to her and the blurry image of the man in her memory was now clear. She felt anger rush through her veins. 

Her hands shook as she let out a dreadful scream, before pulling the trigger. 

When (Y/N) stepped out of the base and entered the jet, her face was so pale and her eyes were distant. There was a sprinkle of blood on her face and on her hands. Steve and Bucky were fuming when they saw her. Steve attempted to scold her but when she didn’t respond to any of it, the anger they were feeling faded and turned to worry and concern. They asked her what had happened in the base but they were only met by silence. 

The jet landed on the tower after a few hours. When the platform of the jet opened, (Y/N) stood up and was the first to exit. She pushed past Wanda and Nat who were there to greet her. They watched her retreating figure with a curious gaze. 

Nat looked at Steve, Sam, and Bucky. “What happened?” she asked. 

Steve glanced at Sam and Bucky. He looked at Nat and Wanda with a sad look on his face. “I…. don’t know.” he said.  

That night, (Y/N) didn’t join them to dinner. Tony had wondered why their favorite agent wasn’t there with them. Steve told them that something happened that only she knows. The whole dinner time was quiet and slightly uncomfortable. Clint and Tony tried to make the tension leave the air by starting up conversations but only worked by just a second. 

When everyone was asleep, Bucky got out of his bed and headed to (Y/N)’s floor. He walked over to her door and knocked.

“Go away, Steve.” He heard her say. 

“It’s…. Bucky." 

"Go away, Buck." 

Bucky sighed and placed his hand on the door. ”(Y/N), please.“ he pleaded softly. 

He heard her sigh from the other side before hearing the door being unlocked. "Come in.” she said. 

Bucky opened the door and found the room dark. The only light in the room was the moonlight’s. He glanced at the bed and saw (Y/N) sitting on edge with her hands on her face. Bucky closed the door behind him and walked over to her. 

“Hey,” he said, sitting beside her. “You good?" 

(Y/N) shook her head. "No.” she whispered. She dropped her hands to her lap and refused to look at him.

“During the mission,” he started, watching her visibly wince. “What happened?” he asked. 

Silence. Then, “Nothing happened." 

"You’re lying.” Bucky simply said. 

“I’m not. Just drop it, Buck." 

"No. Not until you tell me what happened. Something must have happened back there that made you act like this.” Bucky said. “Tell me, please.” he took her hand with his right hand and squeezed it, gently. 

(Y/N) glanced down at their hands and sighed. “Do you remember the time I shared with you a glimpse of my past?” She said. 

Bucky slowly nodded. “Yeah." 

She took a deep breath before looking up at him. "Well, I found the man who was responsible for my parents’ death.” she said, slowly. 

Bucky’s shoulder slumped and felt guilty for asking what had happened. He didn’t know what to say so he didn’t say anything. 

(Y/N) swallowed the lump on her throat. She let out a chuckle, one where there was a faint hint of amusement. “For years, I’ve been trying to find out who killed my parents. And for years, I’ve been telling myself to be strong when the time where I will meet the person comes.” she said, before her whole face turned serious and in pain. “But all those self-advices didn’t work." 

She removed her hand from his and ran her fingers through her hair. She was quiet for a while. Bucky watched her face change from emotionless to grimacing in pain. She shook her head and took a deep breath. "I killed him, Buck.” she whispered, looking up at him. 

Both of them stared at each other for a brief moment, before she looked away. She placed her head on her hands. “I never killed anybody before. And when he….” she swallowed. “I just pulled the trigger." 

Bucky scooted closer and wrapped his arms around her. At this gesture, she broke down completely. She clutched his shirt, crying. He placed her on his lap and cradled her, allowing her to let it all out. He rubbed her hair and back, comfortingly. He whispered reassuring words to her ear, as he let her cry. 

After a while, her sobs died down and turned to sniffs. Bucky pulled back slightly and pushed back strands of her hair that were on her face and wiped away her tears. Her whole body was shaking as she tried to calm herself down. Bucky leaned forward and planted a kiss on her forehead. "Let’s get some sleep.” he said. She nodded. 

Bucky picked her up bridal style and laid her down on her bed. He removed their shoes and joined her on the bed. He pulled the blankets up to both of them and pulled her close. He rubbed circles on her back as she buried her face onto the crook of his neck. 

They laid there in silence. None of them dared to speak. 

(Y/N) scooted closer to him and sniffed. “Bucky?" 

"Yes, doll?" 

”….Thank you.“ 

Bucky didn’t say anything. He only smiled against her hair and kissed the top of her head.

Author’s note: Oh wow, that was angst-y. I hope you guys like it! :D

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Hot Chocolate

Pairing: bucky barnes x reader Warnings: nightmares/death, strong language Word Count: 1.2k Summary: Bucky’s broken and he knows it. It still surprises him that Y/N hasn’t given up on him, but he’s starting to realise that maybe she never will. Hurt/Comfort.

A/N: I’m sleepy and lazy so this is shorter than usual, but it’s kind of cute/fluffy so hopefully that makes up for it :’) Thank you to everyone who has left me such nice replies/comments/asks about my writing- they all give me such huge motivation to write. Enjoy this lil fic, my loves <3 

(P.S. my masterlist is now rebloggable + mobile friendly!)

Bucky doesn’t really know who he is.

He knows who he’s supposed to be, but everyone’s got different versions of the story- his story. To the Avengers, he’s The Winter Soldier, the HYDRA-brainwashed ex-assassin. To Steve, he’s a painful reminder of the best friend he couldn’t save. To himself…he’s a broken man who doesn’t deserve a second chance.

They all expect so much from him. And it gets so overwhelming, so fast, because how can he meet everyone’s expectations of him when he doesn’t even know who he is?

But to Y/N…to Y/N, he’s just Bucky. (And to him, she’s just Y/N). When he’s with her, he doesn’t feel the sort of pressure he feels with Steve or the rest of the avengers. He doesn’t have to be Bucky the weapon, or Bucky the best friend, or Bucky the victim. With Y/N, he can be whoever he wants to be- and he feels safe and relaxed just knowing that.

Maybe that’s why he shuts himself off from everyone except her.

And it’s probably unhealthy, the way he clings to her like a lifeline, but he can’t articulate just how much he needs her; she’s the only thing keeping him tethered to his own mind, and she doesn’t even know it.

She deserves so much better than him.

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High School Sebastian Stan - Shown on Good Morning America, May 2nd 2016