Wizard Snek's Prescient Jam Emporium

Snake Wizard, Heck Snek, Snekko, Magical AF

[dogpuppy]

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[jame7t]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

[cryptotheism]

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

[betterbemeta]

He didn't want to talk to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[findingfeather]

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

[elodieunderglass]

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

[darkwizardtheorist]

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

[singerin]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[totallynotgayforyou]

[petrichordiam]

@solipseismic thank u for the insight 🫡

[pangur-and-grim]

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

[madicham]

I wanted to draw them

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

their shapes are compelling

[kyoukorpse]

good heavens.

[bididoodles]

peak character design

[featheredsnek]

You've gotta be impressed when someone LOOOOOOOOOONG gets buried under the sand

[remanedur-art]

and some additional renders of renfish ;3

(they/them)

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[turbozarky]

hell you may even like it

[featheredsnek]

Everybody needs a pick-me-up

[aroace-ryland-grace]

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

also everyone who's anywhere else on the aspectrum and everyone who's questioning if they're aspec. hi I love you too.

[murazakikung]

Watercolor : Deiser00

Watercolor illustration done for Deiser00 If you’re interested in watercolor illustration commission. You can submit your contact to my commission waitlist here: https://bit.ly/MuraCommWaitlist

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/