which are, of course, the same thing

teddy | he/they | 25 | sideblog of @cornaloo

[kraniumet]

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

[variousqueerthings]

my reasons for loving BJ both are and aren’t shallow – yes I enjoy how the way he’s written (intentionally or not) and especially how he’s acted as a fluid, shifting, somewhat trickstery character, means he can contain many reads and complexities 

but I am also simply pleased to see large, hairy boobs and I think that should be enough

[variousqueerthings]

#he’s sexy he’s insane he’s a kind good man he is sick in the head he IS pathetic and i do NOT respect him but i couldnt love him more @mashbrainrot 

#exactly thank you you’re so correct#bastard jerk hunnicutt @pomegranate

[variousqueerthings]

to continue on this thread

you’re introduced to a guy, who’s just a guy, apple pie, my wife and I just had our first kid, clean cut American… guy

and then you peel away a layer and there’s this guy who enjoys pranks, who seems to be getting influenced by his relationship with this other deeply weird guy (and the guys whom they share a tent with) to let out some of his own innate weird guy energy

and you peel away that and he’s very competitive and sometimes kind of a macho asshole and you’re like “ahhh latent white guy hazing energy” 

and you peel away that and you find someone who will go above and beyond to make sure that this other guy is okay and who needs to be the person to make things okay for others (but especially this other guy) and suffers when he sees people in pain

and you peel away that and he’s a deeply weird tall freak who’s simply better at masking amiable “just a guy”ism than the other guys and continues to be so even after having outed himself as whatever the fuck he is, to the point that everyone around him feels permanently gaslit

and peel away yet another layer... and there’s a guy holding on by a thread who is intensely jealous and somewhat possessive and refuses to acknowledge anything is wrong with him or to accept help to the detriment of himself and his friends and his wife

and peel away that layer you find: a guy with a magnificent pair of tits

[marley-manson]

would you hold me and let me die in your arms?

[hunnicute]

thinking about pegs letter in poa again and her telling bj about erin calling radar daddy and how theres been theories about how peg didn’t think it was a big deal or how she did it just to fuck with him but i see it being neither of those. i think she told him that bc he’d think it was funny. we know what kind of person bj was when he came to korea, he was a jokester and a Well Adjusted Person. a normal guy who could take a joke and quip back one of his own. nothing was a big deal for him bc nothing had ever been a big deal ever. peg probably wrote it thinking he’d get a good laugh and tell his buddies. but instead it sends bj into a spiral, he starts second guessing things he’s never even considered before. it shows just how different a person he is, how much he’s changed since he’s been there that personal things mean so incredibly much that something so small causes him to breakdown. he doesn’t see things the way he used to simply bc he’s a different person and after that there’s no way he can go home and be the same as when he left.

[not-trustworthy]

some of my favorite shots from mash s3 that i haven’t posted before

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[omar-little]

he is a legend an icon a gamechanger the myth the moment the craft the talent the style flair je ne sais quoi

[uncletrapperandaunthawkeye]

oh god oh fuck

[thealogie]

his walk across the country line really is like “if you were in an accident I wouldn’t stop for a red light” level

[omar-little]

MINDDDDDD (this is also why klinger is a hawkeye mirror)

[thealogie]

Oh like you know mash is a play? What next? Is there an interview from 1995 where Mike Farrell talks about BJ showing up in Maine and fucking Hawkeye till he shuts the fuck up? No really what’s next

[flintism]

prophetic post 

[ghostpunkrock]

he would WALK across the COUNTRY

[omar-little]

[tallsinspace]

Dear Mike I feel like I can call you mike because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a discussion about queer subtext in mash. I know I can’t perceive the truth about bj as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your mustache, you act well. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my handwritten stories about bj going to maine because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

[maxwellqueerklinger]

Klingers gender as told by the MASH unit.

Bonus:

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the realization mike farrell is wearing two rings in this scene leaves several dead, many injured

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