shavings mugs?

della👼🏻 prolific bj goes to maine evangelist she/her//30s//header by @fieldtomatoes 💗

[fieryphrazes]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander/Other(s) Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: POV Ilya Rozanov, Blackmail, Protective Ilya Rozanov, Nude Photos, Anxious Shane Hollander, Twitter, canon-typical hotel room hookups, ilya rozanov's burner accounts Summary:

“You are sure this is blackmail?” “What? What else could it be?” Hollander straightened up with a frown. “I mean, he wants to fuck you again. Obvious, you are very pretty and very good cocksucker. Maybe he sends picture to remind you how good it felt.” “It’s a threat,” Hollander insisted slowly, like Ilya didn’t have the language to understand. “Or promise,” Ilya countered.

After an unsatisfying hookup, Shane Hollander thinks he's being blackmailed. Ilya isn't so sure. Either way, he'll find a way to fix it.

[imjunebitch]

This pride month I'm coming out of the closet as someone who unironically enjoys the song One Week by The Barenaked Ladies

[hutsonwoolyums]

I think this fandom wants to do an opposite attracts thing with them and we must resist.

[fieryphrazes]

I don’t know how to justify this but he’s clearly a Staub owner.

[fieryphrazes]

Okay so you guys don’t agree. Interesting.

[fieryphrazes]

Thinking about how much of Connor’s performance is in the jaw…… the accent, the tension…… it’s all about the mouth posture……

[fieryphrazes]

For Hudson, of course, it’s all in the eyes

[fieryphrazes]

Thinking about how much of Connor’s performance is in the jaw…… the accent, the tension…… it’s all about the mouth posture……

[lilypads-s]

average beejhawk b plot

[fieryphrazes]

Hacks, only show that gets me letting out a guffaw and a solitary clap of delight

[ginwuh]

tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.

[dughole]

there should be an oscar just for saying something this beautiful and true in a movie

[dughole]

normally i get annoyed when people tag this with their blorbos & while i don't really care about heated rivalry i literally cannot argue with this. like i've seen the show he does like that.

[fieryphrazes]

I don’t know how to justify this but he’s clearly a Staub owner.

[fieryphrazes]

I know I’m getting into a danger zone at work when no one can tell me anything. When that “I know more than you and have nothing to learn” attitude starts creeping in

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[fieryphrazes]

daydreaming about an amnesia scenario where their friends are like oh noooo shane lost his memory, he won't remember that he & ilya are married or even that they fell in love....... he'll think they still hate each other......... but actually they've been in love so long that it predates the point of shane's amnesia. so ilya just gets to break the news that they're married and shane is all wide-eyed and confused yes but mostly amazed & excited :)

[huariqueje]

Back Stairs , Minus World 8 - Jeremy Miranda , 2025.

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on panel , 20 x 18 in.

[graceebooks]

bood: troy do you want another beer troy: ehhh ive already had two and im designated shanehandler ilya: (wasted, at the top of his lungs across the entire yard, feeling shane up while he grills) I AM EXCLUSIVE HANDLER OF SHANE

[graceebooks]

#Shane: I bet I could climb on bood’s roof with just his siding#Ilya: baby. As the Shanehandler. You can do whatever you want.#Cut to Troy peeling Shane off the side of Bood’s house like he’s a squirrel

ilya recording it on his phone and narrating loudly as if he is watching the cops doing an illegal arrest with excessive force

[graceebooks]

ilya: THIS MAN DID NOTHING... BUT NOT THE FIRST TO SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF ENFORCER BARRETT. THIS POOR BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IS TESTING PHYSICAL LIMITS, REACHING NEW PERSPECTIVES, YES? HARMING NO ONE. UNARMED- *accidentally drops phone and takes so long to pick it up shane is already walking past trying to act sober like he never did anything at all* shane: (directly into the camera, much too close) babyyyyyyy i made burgers

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?