#beejhawk

[strangegoingson]

“Hey, Beej, it’s our song!” Before BJ could even take a moment to listen, Hawkeye had pushed him out of the booth and pulled him onto the dance floor. “This is our song, huh?” BJ said, as Hawkeye pulled BJ flush against him, one hand in his and the other on his waist. “Come on, Beej, don’t you remember our song?” Hawkeye said. “Do you even know what song is playing?” BJ asked. “Sure I do,” Hawkeye said, and then paused to listen. “It’s, uh—I’ve Heard That Song Before!” “So have I, but what’s it called?” BJ said, grinning.

at the gay bar starting a who's on first skit #justBJthings

[aurlworthfightingfor]

BeejHawk is my fav ship in mash.

[4-0-doublenatural]

"You're in serious trouble."

He sure is Hawkeye, he's a married man and you have your chin resting on his shoulder whispering into his ear.

The Last Laugh was the Beejhawk we saw along the way:

Stepping over imaginary camel dung in sync.

Another instance of someone having to physically shove in between the two of them because they're standing so close (otherwise known as a hawkblock)

"I'll come for a conjugal visit!"

Leaning, hawkblocked again, snapping back together like magnets.

And of course, final victory against Leo where B.J. had to crowd in on Hawkeye's cot to explain first the bill Leo left for him and the Jeep in need of gas Leo was driving to Kimpo.

The Last Laugh as it were.

[strangegoingson]

I just think it would be funny if BJ and Hawkeye had this big dramatic goodbye at the end of gfa and then like. ran into each other again a few hours later at an airport in Hawaii or Guam or something lmao

[vampirlor]

besides my life, frank wants my virginity. we all do. if only i’d known.

[freelance-abortionist]

[strangegoingson]

[freelance-abortionist]

what a lovely hiding place that you have made (part 7/12)

Summary: Hawkeye and BJ go to battalion aid after a shelling wipes out the surgeons already stationed there, and after nearly dying themselves, the two return to the 4077 with new scars of their own.

or, Hawkeye and BJ almost die together and become even more dependent on one another than anyone could have ever thought possible.

Excerpt:

"I won't forget that day, those days, for the rest of my life," Hawkeye says, and it's a miracle BJ is able to comprehend it, "—even if I wish I could forget 'em."

That BJ has no trouble comprehending at all.

Once again, he's is doused in ice water, only this time his reaction is different. Offended rather than anguished, BJ shoves Hawkeye's hand away and sits up fast enough to make him dizzy.

"Don't say that. Why would you say that?" he demands, looking over his shoulder at where Hawkeye is propped up on an elbow, eyebrows raised in surprise.

notes: had to increase the chapter amount cause it’s running away from me.