explodes you with mind

she/they | 20 | niche off runner up can't stop throwing rocks at people

[choralendall]

christopher nolan if only you knew how much i hate you

[choralendall]

when i was a kid i used to ask my dad every stupid question i could think of, and he'd somehow always know the answer. nowadays, he's become a big chatgpt user, and it's kinda ruined my image of him. i always thought a big treat of learning useless mundane info was knowing that someone else had been curious too

[choralendall]

letting off rent lowering gunshots in the cloudflare artfight line so i can access the website faster

[choralendall]

people who shit on you for writing any fic at all involving minor characters actually irritate me so badly because what??? like are you assuming every piece of fan content is porn??? i'm a crackfic writer, obviously i'm going to write comedy about my favorite characters

....and if i say this is downstream of misogyny .... no ok ill see myself out

[choralendall]

how to stop feeling bad for something i totally did no apologizing no glue

[choralendall]

people swear up and down that posting about artfight gets you swarmed but i've done it for 3 years and it's always like a humiliation ritual.... i get around 7 likes and no interaction it's genuinely embarrassing

[choralendall]

the theory that childe is the third descender is so funny to me cause like imagine you're the tsaritsa trying to revive your fallen beautiful bisexual husband and thousands of years later he reincarnates but he's like 16 and gay

i would have nuked the whole continent im sorry

[choralendall]

self proclaimed fantastic cook friend invited a few of us over for dinner one time and served pancakes that were HORRID and i never said anything cause that rude but like

how did you fuck up pancakes

[choralendall]

some people get into using big words wayyyy too quickly you have to build that shit over time by cramming your head against books you don't understand

[choralendall]

haven't cried in half a year and i've had 3 sobbing fits in the past two days (one was in class and one was on a PLANE! oh im so cooked

[choralendall]

how to end my unlimited resentment and hatred no borax no glue ???

[choralendall]

got chunky highlights 🤯

[cmykeyz]

magdalena bay poster for my brother 💿✂️

[choralendall]

if you look like a twink and claim a "sleeper build" i fear you've gone beyond the bounds for that term your build is hibernating for the winter

[miraclemaya]

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

[choralendall]

wish there was an option to keep the block button on my screen at all times. in place of the follow one, perhaps

i'd like to click on someone's profile to learn more about them to follow them. with blocking, i know in my soul

[choralendall]

valentine's day coord; can't be bothered with a relationship but i loveeee and excuse to dress up