Spongebob Starters! (1/?)
āIs mayonnaise an instrument?āĀ
āIām ugly and Iām proud.ā
āI guess youāre gonna miss the panty raid.ā
āThat didnāt help at all!ā
āIt took me three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS.ā
āDo you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smellsā¦smelly.ā
āDonāt you have to go be stupid somewhere else?ā
āThat hat makes you look like a girl.ā
āCan I be excused for the rest of my life?ā
āItāll go right to your thighs!ā
āLet me play a sad song for you on the worldās smallest violin.ā
āI just thought of something funnier than 24.ā
āYou must acquire a taste for free-form jazz.ā
āFirmly grasp it in your hand.ā
āWhat? Itās just an ordinary ā OH MY GOODNESS.ā
ā Well, itās no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.āĀ
āYou donāt need a license to drive a sandwich.ā
āIs this how you get your sick kicks?!ā
āThe best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.ā
āYou just canāt wait for me to die, can you?ā
āNow heās gonna kick my butt!ā
āThis is not your average everyday darkness. This is ADVANCED darknessā¦ā
āThatās not the peace treaty, thatās a copy of the peace treaty.ā
āHello. I like money.ā
āDonāt worry, this will only hurt a lot!ā