Spill it.

Secrets may not make friends, but they sure do make for a hell of a rumor. Before you act like the crazy hormonal teenagers you are, remember this. I have eyes and ears all around the castle, I know all. Don’t think you’re safe just because you do it behind closed doors. I find everything and anything out. I live to ruin your happy little lives.

[chosenones-gossip]

So... Who HASN'T Reilly kissed recently?

Louis….

-XoXo Gossip WItch

[chosenones-gossip]

Outcome for the next task?

I predict: 

Aedan Mcloser

Isaac Who?

Marigold Woodnever win.

Lorcan Scamandastupid. 

I’m guessing. Let’s change some things up a bit! For all we know, the Puff could win! Let’s see what happens shall we?

-XoXo Gossip Witch. 

[chosenones-gossip]

Lets be real, Roxanne doesnt focus on Quidditch anymore at practice, she focuses on Scamander.

Isn’t he on the team? That must make practice really funny. I can see it now! They are having a passionate staring session, then out of nowhere a bludger comes hits them off of their brooms sending them hurling to the ground! How romantic! She’s got a pretty good looking lad, he’s Lorcan’s better looking half, so naturally, any girl would not be able to focus during practice with him on their team.

-XoXo Gossip Witch.

[chosenones-gossip]

I think Reilly and Eliza make a cute couple.

Yes they would! Come on, have you seen the way he acts around her? You can’t deny that they wouldn’t be cute. That friendship is definitely  not a friendship. The way they act, talk, flirt, kiss, it just is the perfect formula for a couple of friends to become a couple  of lovers. With a little convincing and nudging in the right direction, those two would be flying together in no time. 

-XoXo Gossip Witch.

[chosenones-gossip]

i don't think the innocent ones at hogwarts are as innocent as they seem..

This wouldn’t surprise me. Let’s list the ones who are ‘innocent’ shall we. Evans, Marigold, Reilly, Grace. Now, let’s look at some facts. Evans, the adorable brunette who’s always happy and giggly, probably brings all the boys to the yard with her jugs.  Maybe she’s a burlesque dancer and we all just don’t know it? Someone needs to jump on that and fill me in.. Marigold. Sweet, innocent, overly protected Marigold. That girl has never gotten to let go of any of her sexual frustration, so you know that with a boy like Thomas feeling her up, it won’t be long before she’s in his silk sheets saying some things her brother wouldn’t approve of. Reilly. My dear. We see how you look at Louis. You look at him like he’s Lord Zefron on a Zefron poster and you’re a hormonal teenage girl. The dirty thoughts you must have are, probably, endless. No, you can’t lie to me. I can see those looks and hear those thoughts from a mile away. Lastly, Grace. Gracie darling you’re so Preacher’s Daughter looking. Really innocent, naive, cute, the works. Which means, a girl like you is probably shagging a boy like Goyle because he’s the dark, mysterious type. Or Xavier. You seem like the girl who has a thing for boys and leather (yes, it is as kinky as it sounds). I wouldn’t be surprised if Damien was also on your cutting board. It’s okay, love, your secret is safe with me. 

-the Sexy Gossip God. 

[chosenones-gossip]

Eliza did love Spencer.

"Did" is a past tense word, you cute little First Year hobbit. 

It is clear as day that she no longer loves him. 

-XoXo Gossip Witch.

[chosenones-gossip]

Um why is no one freaking the fuck out about the fact Perks and Goyle are hooking up in a classroom?

Oh no, we saw it. We ALL saw it, I was just waiting for the right moment to say something. Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to draw your attention to the couple shagging in the classroom. Eliza my word, for a girl who said she loved Spencer, you certainly moved on quick. Goyle, I bet your girlfriend loves the idea of you shagging someone else. Keep up the good work, you two, you’re well on the road to having a beautifully fucked up friendship!

-The Sexy Gossip Wizard.

[chosenones-gossip]

what the fuck are mclaggen and weasley playing at

Well it looks like to make the other jealous. Weasley’s off kissing Mather. Crouch is easing his way into Wood’s panties and McLaggen’s boxers. It won’t be long before the two find out about the opposite’s love affair. Don’t worry, little ducklings, I’ll be sure to keep your little secret safe. Not.

-XoXo Gossip Witch.

[chosenones-gossip]

How the hell with Malfoy feel when he finds out that his girl will be living with Tyler on the breaks?

This is all going to end in one way, Boot in the hospital. Lets face it, Malfoy doesn’t share. Tyler Boot is destined to land in the hospital wing, he narrowly escaped our resident Slytherin Quidditch King who so eagerly wanted to use him as his new punching bag so perhaps Isaac and Scorpius can have some quality time doing this. It could be fun boys, it could be your newest bonding activity.

[chosenones-gossip]

Are you just bored or truly as desperate as you seem?

Bored. Always bored. You people bore me!

-XoXo Gossip Witch 

[chosenones-gossip]

How long until Annabel finds out about how hot and heavy Eliza and Jack seem to be?

A week. I’m so excited! There will be a girl fight and some tears and all sorts of wonderful damn things! Jack are  you ready?! Are you ready to watch your eyes get all torn out because you’ve got two girls at once?! I’m ready. I’m ready to watch girls fight over a boy. I’ve wanted this for a long time! 

This is how I expect the fight to go. Just claws. Girls are classy. They just use insults and claws. 

-XoXo Gossip Witch. 

[chosenones-gossip]

who won the quidditch match?

Probably Gryffindor. Merlin knows that they win everything.

-XoXo Gossip Witch.

[chosenones-gossip]

Am I the only one who still thinks Tyler and Emma could be a cute couple?

Yes. Yes you are. You see, nonnie, as cute as they may be [because Tyler just loves fucking with the Shay sisters], Scorpius would kill him. Not just kill, murder. With a stick. So that should be obvious. They’d be cute, but one would be dead, so it wouldn’t be so cute. It would actually be super creepy. Like SUPER creepy. Bro code is a thing, children. You learned it in preschool. It doesn’t just go away because you got older. 

-XoXo Gossip Witch. 

[chosenones-gossip]

Reilly is just upset that his boo thang met someone on their trip.

Oh Merlin!

I am trying not to saying something I extra mean but it’s way too hard. Look children. We all know that Louis was off with some French boy gettin’ it on. We also know that Reilly has a thing for Louis and is just too shy to say something. Reilly. Stop being a baby and go and tell your little boo thang that you love his white-chocolate ass and are more than upset that he landed some French vanilla up in this bitch. The lord is telling you what to do. So do it child!

-XoXo Gossip Witch. 

[chosenones-gossip]

Nah, you're a bit like first years I've just sort of learned to tune you out.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how perfect I am.

-XoXo Gossip Witch.

[chosenones-gossip]

Considering you won't even justify yourself, I'll just ignore that.

Shhhhhhhhhhh..... I'm too perfect to be ignored.

-XoXo Gossip Witch.

[chosenones-gossip]

Creepiest students? (LIST! LIST! LIST!)

You guys are so weird. Here’s my list. I’m not explaining them, you can figure it out for yourselves:

Reilly McLaggen

Louis Weasley

Nathan Rosier

Freya Morgenstern

Fred Weasley II

Georgia Weasley

-XoXo Gossip Witch.