Just Actually Kill Me

[brainstatic]

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[30minutememes]

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[ultrafacts]

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[kazard]

me

[kodagnu]

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[bathorycassette]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[mahboi]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

if you don’t reblog this in 3 seconds, hunter is going to walk into your room saying “haha check this out bro” and force you to look at 10 pictures he found on ifunny that are very racist. don’t take that chance

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[plasmalogical]

if mark hamill ever talked about me like this id fucking kill myself

[erarg]

i had a dream where i don’t remember anything except I had this umbrella