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Your Birthday 2015

Most memorable moment:

Two boys in the from of the truck. Four girls together in the back. Just about to get off the highway and spotting ride.

As discussed [mostly in a passing joke] you assume position on the ground, under all our feet! We cover you with my sweater and then pile the birthday bags on top of you to make it just seem like a pile of stuff on the ground.

The cop lady asked to roll down the back window, so I did. She checked to see that all our seat belts were on, scanned the flashlight on the floor, and said to have a good night.

We drove off, trying not to freak the fuck out. And then when we were far enough away, broke out in laughter and “omg!” and you cam back up to the surface! LOL

#chriiandally #birthday #shinanigans #adrenaline #thatwasacloseone

At shoppers, realizing we had the same ring. And were wearing it on the same finger of the same hand.

#chriiandally #ring #twinsies #greatmindsthinkalike #shoppers

Boys are cheats and liars, there such a big disgrace they will tell you anything to get to second base-ball baseball he thinks hes gonna score, if you let him go all the way then you are a hor-ticultre studies flowers, geoligists studies rocks, the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his coc-aroaches beetles butterflies and bugs, nothing makes him happier then a giant pair of jugg-lers and and acrobats a dancing bear named chuck all guys really want to do is fo-rget it no such luck!

The Hot Chick

#chriiandally #TheHotChick #elementaryschool #movies #boys #handshake

Tinder

Jeff matching both of us. For the five minutes you had the app. TOTALLY should have messed with him! Hahaha and this is what we do at the library. Clearly, we have always be academically productive together!

#chriiandally #Tinder #library #unproductive #boys

Random nights

Short-shorts walks with baggy sweaters, wondering the neighbourhood, usually ending up at Shoppers.

#chriiandally #walks #shoppers

'cause it's friday and your chrii and ally.

Nick

in response to questioning how he knew we were together.

[at some point between 2007 and 2010]

#chriiandally #naturally #friday #highschool

“Nobody likes you when you’re 23!”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3 You’re officially as old as me. How does it feel to be the oldest you have ever been in your entire life?! Weird, right? These will be the years we will look back on in years to come and be like “my body! my energy! my carefree life!” we best make the best of it while we can!

Anywho, love you lots oldest and besets friend! <3 xoxoxo :)

PS. tonight we got Menchies and went to shoppers and drank tea and went shopping online for a desk haha

#chriiandally #HappyBirthday #23 #Menchies #shoppers #tea #shopping

Random Thursday

That Thursday we decided to wash our cars then, as soon as we were done, my dad randomly shows up with dairy queen cake (YUM). Then, once the cake was finished, a drunken Shane insists we come parted.. which really take no convincing. Shane “Alex, come party! We have alcohol and music and lights!” Me: “Chrii, you wanna go party at Shane’s?” You: “Yes.” Me: “Okay!” Shane: “Really?!” LOLL

aaaaaand then the night continues with rum, tang, an orange moon, caution tape, running down the hall, a trip to the bar, tarot cards that were never read because Shane and I were laughing too much at you for pronouncing it wrong [several times in a row], aaand a whole lot more.

Random Thursday’s with you

<3

#chriiandally #rum #Thursday #stupidfun #fiveisaparty

Duck-tape, quack quack!

Grade 5

#chriiandally quackquack

Roasting Marshmallows

cuz it's a good idea to roast marshmallows over a gas stove on skewers. laughing and having a good ol' time. And then the marshmallow catches on fire. Normally this would be fine, just blow it out. However, when tying to catch ones breath from laughing, there is more inhaling going on. This results in the inability to blow out a fire. SO, I try turn on the stove fan, instead I turn on the oven light, accomplishing nothing. We laugh and laugh and eventually muster up enough focus to blow out the flame.

good times!

[2014]

#chriiandally #marshmallow #onfire #laughing