not your captain

[chriisevcns]

Texting David

David: how is it going?

Chris: hey man! i'd say things are going well

Chris: how about you?

[chriisevcns]

dirrty-xtina·:

“You say that now, but we will see if you are saying that after this” laughing lightly she looked at her friend “now that sounds like so much fun! Did you make any of these cupcakes? Well you know me I am always down to help any cause.” Looking around “okay so what kind of cupcakes do we have. I’m ready to get all fat.”

“i did actually!” he grinned, holding up a batch. “i helped make a lot of them. taylor gave me the recipes. there’s some chocolate ones, red velvet, vanilla, and i made some birthday cake flavors too!”

[chriisevcns]

bcrbarapclvin·:

hey that’s exciting stuff. i wish i had more time to do stuff like that, i’m just never home. i did a shoot for love magazine that was fun, very fun outfits and stuff.

well look at you go! you’re being productive and all. how has all that been going?

[dirrty-xtina]

Christina had been trying to go to everyone’s booth to give them all some support and to give to their charity of choice. It had been a fun adventure so far and she was truly enjoying herself. She had one last mission to accomplish before it all ended and that was to see Captain America himself. Going to where she knew Chris was, she smiled brightly seeing him “I have decided to come make a fool of myself in front of you because I mean who doesn’t love Captain America.” Even though he was going to be playing him anymore, he was going to forever be her favorite from the Marvel family “so what is yours all about?”

@chriisevcns​

[chriisevcns]

“you know i’m your biggest fan, so you could never make a fool of yourself.” the male grinned, leaning across the counter. it felt like it had been forever since he saw his friend, but busy lives made it hard. “it’s a party bus with cupcakes! all proceeds go to a cancer foundation. it’s something that hits close to home for both taylor and me.”

[bcrbarapclvin]

@chriisevcns​

hey cap, what’s new with you these days?

[chriisevcns]

oh you know, same old boring stuff. i’ve recently become a plant dad! it’s oddly relaxing. what about you, babs? what are you up to?

[a7estrellas]

CHRIS EVANS Defending Jacob (2020) - 1.7 Job

[jezzyhq]

you know summer is coming when you practically live on the beach. well i don’t, my place is at least half an hour away from the beach but damn, i might as well get a place nearby because just call me king triton (or spongebob, whatever floats ya boat) because i’m there all the time. now, i just need to take up another hobby, like sandcastle making or some shit because all i’m good for now is swimming and digging holes. anyhoozles, hey folks the names joe and this is my crib, mtv.  @popstarters​

[chriisevcns]

well isn’t that nice? i haven’t been to the beach in awhile, but i’d like to go back. preferably, a private area because i hate being around large crowds.

[chriisevcns]

imessage.

HYUNA: the way i had to leave early

HYUNA: i think i've managed to upset my stomach

HYUNA: who wants to be hired as my person belly rubber :(

CHRIS: too many sweets or too many rides?

CHRIS: it's a shame!

[chriisevcns]

alexiswyd·:

oh please you don’t scare me. give me your best shot, no wimping out on me cap.

“oh well if that’s the case...” the mail grinned, putting a few 50 dollar bills into the donation jar before picking up a ball. “hope it’s not too cold!” he aimed, hitting the target on the first try.

[popfm]

the blonde had been preparing the partybus for the first round of passengers. she did a last-minute round of tidying in the vip area, preparing the rose gold champagne bottles and making sure her tall spinning platters of cupcakes weren’t off by as much as an inch. “ hey young man, how’s the baking coming ? i hope you aren’t overmixing my italian buttercream frosting !” she joked from the other side of the platform. @chriisevcns​

[chriisevcns]

chris had just pulled out his second bath of cupcakes  to cool before putting in the third and fourth into the oven. “so far, so good! i hope you have a good sniffer because i poisoned one for a game of Russian roulette!” he joked back, putting frosting on the cupcakes that were finally ready.

[chriisevcns]

alexiswyd·:od your arm is there bud. the more donations, the more tries you get.

well maybe i should take a few tries and tease a little? i’ll get in the water when you’re least expecting it now. 

[chriisevcns]

davidboreanazx·:

“I know that, i know i’m trying to enjoy myself i just don’t know.

“life is too short for the i don’t knows, buddy. start saying oh well. so you go on a ride and you hate it? oh well. live it up.”

[lilydcvidson-deactivated2022011]

c’mon,you can get it! i’m dry has a desert up here! hit the target, you won’t! @popstarters​

[chriisevcns]

do you know who you’re talking to, love? i’m captain america. i throw my shields with accuracy...getting you wet will be no problem.

[davidboreanazx-deactivated20200]

“Not sure if i wanna go on any rides i know i’m a party pooper”

@popstarters​

[chriisevcns]

“look man. you and i are not getting any younger. i know i’m younger by more than a decade, but i’m not exactly in my roaring 20s anymore. live life again and enjoy yourself.”

[popfm]

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 : 𝕡 𝔸ℝ 𝕋  𝕐  𝔹 𝕌 𝕊 𝟚 𝕂 𝟚 𝟘  .

                          TASK 001 / FESTIVE-X. feat. @chriisevcns

I . / 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 ?

                 with all the glamour and glory that comes with being famous, evans and swift have had their fair share of pressure to be perfect in the spotlight. it’s easy to get swept up in the media and lose your sense of identity. being charitable always gets put on the back burner. until it’s personal. when taylor swift asked to choose one of the biggest, well-known cancer charities around, evans could hardly refuse. knowing how personal the matter was. taylor swift’s mom has been recently diagnosed with a brain tumor and wanted to give back in the best way possible. she finds herself lucky to be here with her mom, however, understands not everyone is so lucky. this is to help fight the fight and to keep the brave souls marching. 

II. / 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐄 ?

            if you’d like to help somebody who is sick win the fight of their lives, all you have to do is pay $100 as an entry fee. this will get you in the doors of the elegant, lover themed party bus. a candy buffet featuring 5 centrepiece marble cupcake platters. the dessert table is endless. if you don’t want to come on the bus, you can order a to-go dessert on the side of the window where the retired avenger, captain america will serve you as he takes your donation for AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY.

III. / 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐙𝐄 !

         if you’d like to access the VIP section, you will have to donate $500. you will find yourself gratefully welcomed in with bubble champagne and of course, a basket of never before seen taylor swift merchandise (including two front stage passes to the lover festival). not to mention, all the free music for the remainder of the night. but firs, as you enter the party bus, you will need to write your name on the raffle ticket and write in how much you have donated at this ‘booth’ including entry fees as those will go towards a donation. once the night is over, chris and taylor will add up all the donations given and MATCH that with their own money. this will ensure they give back their own fair share.             .

[ifuhdsiuf]

netflix is the perfect example of why i shouldn’t be allowed to have so much free time on my hands. i binged the entirety of outer banks last night and kept myself up until four in the morning. my neighbors actually filed a noise complaint against me because i was screaming and cheering so loudly in my apartment. how do people not react like that when watching such an intense show? anyway, i’m scarlett and i promise i’m done yelling about my latest netflix find. anyone have any other recommendations for me to binge? it’s not like i need the recommended hours of sleep anyway. // @popstarters

[chriisevcns]

i think we have all been there at one point. but the older i get, the less i care about that. however, i do feel for your neighbors. if i heard someone screaming i’d probably call the police but mostly out of concern. right now i’m rewatching the office but..who is even surprised?

[chriisevcns]

You really do and clearly I don’t have the right mindset for it. You should apply for it and tell me what all the great benefits are.

I really don’t either for some things. But good on those who do! I for sure will, and I’ll let you know if it’s worth it.