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@joe_keery: watching jurrasic world and let me tell you what those brontosaurus's died i cried, i want one.
Oh gosh, every Donโt Tell the Bride episode Iโve seen has given me second hand anxiety - though they donโt exactly help themselves when they blow most of the budget on their bachelor parties and then wonder why they canโt book any good venues/caterers etc. I can imagine you being on the show and insisting your own band plays, but I bet you could pull it off, too.ย
Have you seen the one where the guys throw the brides bachelorette party, one sent her to play bingo, BINGO? like dude, these women want to see flying dicks and drink bottomless jugs of margaritas, not sit down with Agnes and her buddies and listen to a bunch of numbers. Hell yeah I can pull it off, multi tasking is something I can actually do right.
@uncle_jezzy: element.ย
but wedding planning sounds so fun? so you went out looking for a band to perform at your wedding and didnโt consider us .. iโm hurt. just kidding, though it sounds like you have everything under control! honestly as long as youโve got all the basics covered, a good menu and an open bar, i donโt see how you could go wrong. it sounds like youโve got a really tight schedule .. why not hire a good wedding planner to sort it all out so you donโt have to?ย
hey man, if i did hire you then youโd steal all the thunder, we canโt be having that. i hope so, unless it gets closer to the big day and everything is a shit show, you donโt know until it happens right? damn i hate living in the unknown. thatโs a good idea, but i think..having someone take over ruins the thrill of it.
July 9th canโt come fast enough. Iโm ready to be back on the road and meeting fans. Itโs been way too long and I just miss being with the boys on the road and doing whatever the fuck we did. Plus all the new songs we get to actually sing will make it so much better.
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I had one and she kinda was toxic and then I married her and here we are again. Single.
Damn, I canโt relate, Iโm in a great marriage, none of my exes have been toxic though, just basic heartbreak that happens, you know?
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Maya: do not hair shame my little demon! She has your hair so itโs bound to be wild and untameable. You and the boys will enjoy our Bobby pin hell.
maya: does it count if weโve already consummated the marriage over and over again for a year? ๐ big head is not a cute nickname baby
maya%: yeah your mom found a new favourite the second we told her about grandkids.
Joe: I tried putting her hair up into a ponytail today, jesus christ she is growing hair like a damn dog. More hair than child, that one.
Joe: hahahahha over and over, with two kids in between. guess you wearing white isn't so virginal after all. big head is cute, big head.
Joe: yep, i hate that for me.
Wedding planning is amazing but also the worst.because you expect it to be easy but itโsso hard that you will panic when something isnโt done in time. Iโve been married once luckily it worked out for a long time. Enjoy your distraction while filming bt donโt get too distracted or you might forget something
I left Maya to do most of the work, she seems to just have a good taste in everything but we have the same taste in most things, except she hated the idea of a Star Wars themed wedding. Iโm pretty good at my lines, I think Iโll be alright, but now Iโve probably jinxed it.
I do have a daughter but she is too young to send me flowers and i think her dad wonโt forget to add her name.
If my daughter sent me flowers Iโd be like, Iโd prefer chocolate, but sheโs only a toddler so, I donโt think she even knows how to say chocolate yet.
i can imagine that itโd be something hard to plan cause thereโs just so many details that you have to pay attention to. small and big. the caterers, what kind of food you want them to cook and everything, the flowers, the decorating, how you want to do the ceremony, etc. that on top of filming feels like a lot.
honestly itโs taken us almost two years to plan this wedding, well three, we got engaged a while ago, itโs hell planning when you got so much shit to do in reality plus a wedding, as much as i canโt wait for the day, i also canโt wait until itโs all over.ย
Joe Keery and Maya Hawke on set of season 4 of Stranger Things.
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maya: I can't help it! One day Stevie and I will be covering the house in hair and bobby pins and there is nothing you can do about it ๐ Hormones, breast feeding, constant chaos are all good reasons to have hair loss hahah
maya: I really thought you were going to say balls deep in something else omg ๐๐๐ I was planning on passing our kids off to your sisters as soon as dinner starts. They're someone elses problem for one day. We deserve a day about us, every day until we die is about them. They won't realize until they're 30 how great we are.
maya: they've been doing that since conception. It's so cruel! We officially peaked, no one cares about us now.
joe: yes there is, i can tell her off and punish her, i can't do that to yo-.....nevermind. okay fine, i'll take it, but then the boys will be my favorites.
joe: that too though...i mean, it is our wedding night so. exactly, i love your thinking, big head.
joe: as soon as you were pregnant that is it we're no longer the flavor of the month.
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maya: yeah and it's still gross! finding my hair in your butt crack never gets easier either ๐ no one told me this was what really married life was like! what's yours is mine was suppose to be cute but we ruined it with butt cracks
maya: our children will be making a fuss, we don't need goats hahahaha
maya: yeah they're going to be the center of attention and no one will care what we're doing at the alter.
joe: your hair is EVERYWHERE like hello i see this blonde hair everywhere i know damn well it isn't mine. you're worse than tina, and she sheds everywhere. i guess you did only have two babies three months ago so, i'll blame the hormones.
joe: as soon as it hits 7pm on our wedding night, those kids are getting swooped up and going home because then daddykins is going to be balls deep in a jug of beer, not literally...i don't want our wedding to be THAT memorable.
joe: stealing our thunder, little shits.
I can imagine, it is a big day you only get that day one time hopefully so you want it to be perfect. I am interesting to know who you have picked for your wedding
Well itโs actually twice for me, weโre already married...have been for almost two years, but we eloped and had a small wedding on the beach in Costa Rica, our witness was some guy we met at the hotel there. All though she was heavily pregnant and our families didnโt know so - big proper wedding party it is! Some local band who usually do weddings and school proms, theyโre pretty neat.
I feel like Iโd be alright with planning a wedding, actually, if I knew the person I was marrying really well. Not one for making a huge fuss out of it all, so I suppose that makes it a little easier to plan out. I donโt know how youโre managing it all, mate! I feel tired out enough just with some of the Heathers rehearsals, canโt imagine how youโre doing it.ย
Oh I know her pretty well, one would hope, but weโre good at agreeing, itโs just trying to get all the shit together thatโs exhausting. My sister had one in the middle of no where in a valley and it was nice, so I gotta make sure itโs a lot better. I think Iโm only living on 3 hours sleep a night and coffee, on top of three crazy kids, adulting sucks.
Its not a secret. Its Mamma Mia. The show in the West End. Some of the cast have left and new cast is coming in.
Oh wow, congrats! Iโm about to be in a musical, Heathers the Musical, it comes out next month but rehearsals are running swimmingly, even if Iโm running on 3 hours sleep a night.ย
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maya: babe nooooo! stop right there, i don't want to imagine this anymore.
maya: I don't want to be crying over our vows and then hear a goat screaming in the background. that's a mood killer!
maya: and the twins will be big enough to be alert for photos and it'll be so cute.
joe: it's so satisfying though, please you've been all there you know what goes on.
joe: oh cmon thats kinda funny though it will be something to laugh about.
joe: they'll be crawling all over the place
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maya: We are definitely not having those anywhere near us. The hay will be off to the side, hanging out for photo purposes only. I definitely did not need to imagine pulling straw out of your butt ๐
maya: phw! I was trying to be a supportive wife and not a bride zilla but i didn't want goats and sheeps everywhere.
maya: I'm so excitedd!!!!!
joe: you know when you get a long hair in your butt crack and it's so satisfying to pull it out? like that.
joe: oh so you weren't serious either? thank god, i don't want our wedding smelling like horse shit.
joe: me too babe i can't wait.