hey did it hurt...when you fell from the ugly tree

Hi I'm chris,gtfo out of my face... Hey king (*3*)....bears gay

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

ERMERGAWD fangirling do hard

EMINEM IS OM TV HOLY FUCKIG SHIT FUCK ME I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!! Slim shady.te white guy from d12,b rabbit.marshall MATHERS I FUCKIG LOVE YOU KEEP DOING YOU!!!

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

So this happened on my dash hahahahahhHHahahah lol superviolettparr

[superviolettparr-blog]

OMG im crying XD

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

Ahahhahahahahahha I can’t I broke my phone

[superviolettparr-blog]

How?

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

Home button fell out

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

So this happened on my dash hahahahahhHHahahah lol superviolettparr

[superviolettparr-blog]

OMG im crying XD

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

Ahahhahahahahahha I can't I broke my phone

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

So this happened on my dash hahahahahhHHahahah lol superviolettparr

[a-sleepless-death]

And all I could hear as I inhaled for the last time was his laughter filling my ears.

[a-sleepless-death]

Another fake movie poster, as requested. First off; Laughing Jack! 

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

(Serve on that deck servin on day deck)

"Come on pick something it isn’t that hard"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

((wat.))

"UH, UH, HOW ABOUT THE, UH, BEACH?" He suggested, laughing loudly.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"ERMERGAWD YERS let’s go now in haven’t been to the beach in forever!!"she squeal "ahem SORRYY"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"You squealed!" He laughed, giving her a grin. "Haven’t heard you do that before and also, sorry for what?" Bear asked as he started walking.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She walked with him “that squeal I just really like swimming idk I’m a werido :/”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"Good, you’re a weirdo like me." He gave a smile, nudging her gently.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She nudged him back “no I’m a bigger werido “

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"I know." He smirked widely, hanging his head.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She scoffed “hah I know I’m werid “

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"Don’t we all." He grinned.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"You sir are a dick"she stepped in his foot and smiled at him

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

(Serve on that deck servin on day deck)

"Come on pick something it isn’t that hard"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

((wat.))

"UH, UH, HOW ABOUT THE, UH, BEACH?" He suggested, laughing loudly.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"ERMERGAWD YERS let’s go now in haven’t been to the beach in forever!!"she squeal "ahem SORRYY"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"You squealed!" He laughed, giving her a grin. "Haven’t heard you do that before and also, sorry for what?" Bear asked as he started walking.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She walked with him “that squeal I just really like swimming idk I’m a werido :/”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"Good, you’re a weirdo like me." He gave a smile, nudging her gently.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She nudged him back “no I’m a bigger werido “

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"I know." He smirked widely, hanging his head.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She scoffed "hah I know I'm werid "

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

(Serve on that deck servin on day deck)

"Come on pick something it isn’t that hard"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

((wat.))

"UH, UH, HOW ABOUT THE, UH, BEACH?" He suggested, laughing loudly.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"ERMERGAWD YERS let’s go now in haven’t been to the beach in forever!!"she squeal "ahem SORRYY"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"You squealed!" He laughed, giving her a grin. "Haven’t heard you do that before and also, sorry for what?" Bear asked as he started walking.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She walked with him “that squeal I just really like swimming idk I’m a werido :/”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"Good, you’re a weirdo like me." He gave a smile, nudging her gently.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She nudged him back "no I'm a bigger werido "

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

(Serve on that deck servin on day deck)

"Come on pick something it isn’t that hard"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

((wat.))

"UH, UH, HOW ABOUT THE, UH, BEACH?" He suggested, laughing loudly.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"ERMERGAWD YERS let’s go now in haven’t been to the beach in forever!!"she squeal "ahem SORRYY"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"You squealed!" He laughed, giving her a grin. "Haven’t heard you do that before and also, sorry for what?" Bear asked as he started walking.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She walked with him "that squeal I just really like swimming idk I'm a werido :/"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

(Serve on that deck servin on day deck)

"Come on pick something it isn’t that hard"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

((wat.))

"UH, UH, HOW ABOUT THE, UH, BEACH?" He suggested, laughing loudly.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"ERMERGAWD YERS let's go now in haven't been to the beach in forever!!"she squeal "ahem SORRYY"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She smiled “and balloons it’s like here take this plastic sack of my air”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

Bear laughed loudly, hanging his head. “Ew, I never thought of that. Babies are like; here’s a growth of my sperm. You’re welcome.” He gave a fake smile. “Isn’t it cute?”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Oh god ……ha.."

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"It’s true, right?" He asked, chuckling.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Ahahhah….this is great"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"I suppose." He grinned and shrugged.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

(SURFBOARD…SURFBOARD GRIDING ON THAT WOOD GRINDING GRINDING ON THAT WOOD )

She punched his Side “alright buzzum buddie what do we do now”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

((*Weird mun noises*))

"Uh… I dunno." He admitted with a shrug.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

(Serve on that deck servin on day deck)

"Come on pick something it isn't that hard"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She smiled “and balloons it’s like here take this plastic sack of my air”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

Bear laughed loudly, hanging his head. “Ew, I never thought of that. Babies are like; here’s a growth of my sperm. You’re welcome.” He gave a fake smile. “Isn’t it cute?”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Oh god ……ha.."

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"It’s true, right?" He asked, chuckling.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Ahahhah….this is great"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"I suppose." He grinned and shrugged.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

(SURFBOARD...SURFBOARD GRIDING ON THAT WOOD GRINDING GRINDING ON THAT WOOD )

She punched his Side "alright buzzum buddie what do we do now"

[trenzalorefields]

psa:

on my dash there are some of you reblogging this picture:

can i just let all of you know that the left two could be extremely dangerous as the plastic can absorb the chemicals and then put them back into the drink you put inside of the bottle

please don’t try it guys! do the mayonnaise/vodka thing instead.

[trenzalorefields]

reblogging for anyone who missed this last night.

[dorkstrider-blog]

yeah this is pretty important

[earthdad]

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She smiled “and balloons it’s like here take this plastic sack of my air”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

Bear laughed loudly, hanging his head. “Ew, I never thought of that. Babies are like; here’s a growth of my sperm. You’re welcome.” He gave a fake smile. “Isn’t it cute?”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Oh god ……ha.."

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"It’s true, right?" He asked, chuckling.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Ahahhah....this is great"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She smiled “and balloons it’s like here take this plastic sack of my air”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

Bear laughed loudly, hanging his head. “Ew, I never thought of that. Babies are like; here’s a growth of my sperm. You’re welcome.” He gave a fake smile. “Isn’t it cute?”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Oh god ......ha.."

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What's up bitch"*punches face*

Bear held his nose, wincing. “Hi.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She sighed “fuck…..”

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"What?" He asked, holding his sides.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Nothing….just some shit went down and UGGHHH"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"Really? With us, or?" He asked.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"No,no were still buzzum buddies just some stuff with my brother "

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"You have a brother?" Bear questioned, a confused look forming on his face. "Who?"

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Yea he’s a douch his name is billy fucking asshole something came up with him and it’s stressful"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"Oh, sorry." He frowned, giving her a small hug.

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"D-don’t hug me that’s werid"she have a small smile

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

"Oh, ok." He nodded, letting her go. "I don’t like hugs, myself actually."

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

"Naw it’s chill I just kinda don’t like hugs they creep me out it’s all like. OHHH let me wrap my arms around your shoulders And it’s like wtf"

[bear-is-fabulous-deactivated201]

Bear laughed. “I know, right? It’s like; let me get in your personal space and not let go for a while.”

[chris-is-so-cool-like]

She smiled "and balloons it's like here take this plastic sack of my air"