You Smell Like Ass

You really do.

[warandpeas]

Good Friend

[big-catsss]

[death-by-lulz]

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

op is literally being controlled by a rat pulling their hair but go off i guess

[texopox]

[kim-jisoo]

#I love two gay dads and their son

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[shencomix]

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[melonmemes]

Such a good song. Follow melonmemes on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

[loadingartist]

big day for cupid

I have a patreon btw <3 merry valentines

[neverthere12345]

[pettycentral]

[bajn]

???they’re using imessage

[generic-unnoticeable-person-here]

Im her

[memehumor]

He died for our presents

[trapcard]

[yungbara]

She is here to make it clear

[shock]

and now we return to...................................

………………… the regularly scheduled

him

[twitterlols]

we need more people like this 🙏🏽🙌🏽

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

when I was a child my cat died and the only way I could rationalise it was drawing her being crucified because I went to a catholic school and I thought that just happened to everyone when they died

I cant comment on this just fucking look at it