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I will obsessively post about my latest interest to make it your problem too. Sometimes, I like to make problems on purpose.

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[fanonical]

which doctor is least likely to accidentally destroy the universe

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[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

[laughterkey]

[curiooftheheart]

He is

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

[undead-moth]

My mom went through something similar. She needed a knee replacement and her doctor wouldn’t okay it until she lost weight, which was difficult given the whole knee problem preventing her from walking thing. He told her she was too dangerous to operate on and that there were just too many risks.

My mom tried to lose weight in vain for months before she finally gave into my begging her to get a second opinion. The first doctor she saw next scheduled her for surgery the same day she met him. When my mom asked about the risk of operating on her he told her that there was some minor risks for complication and that all she would need to do to alleviate the risk was spend an extra night in the hospital so that they could keep a look out for any complications.

There were zero. There were also zero complications when she had her other knee done, her hip replaced and her gallbladder removed.

Almost like the first doctor was entirely full of shit and just trying to coerce his patient to lose weight by scaring her for fucking nothing, even when she was living day to day in excruciating pain and desperately needed a surgery.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[sasster]

the other day i was walking my dog and i overheard a child telling his father “well if the virus turns people into zombies you just cover your knife in hand sanitizer so when you stab them you kill the virus inside them too”

and i made eye contact with the father and i could see in his soul that this was not the first battleplan that child shared with him and it certainly would not be the last

[squareallworthy]

I believe that children are our future. Our fucked-up, batshit insane future.

[quasi-normalcy]

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[cloudabserk]

before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:

[froxyfroggo]

happy ten year anniversary to this article !

[cloudabserk]

??? 10 years? i had initially assumed this was during the barbie press tour or something. why would they ask him this in 2016…

[bantlers-old]

Happy pride :)

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[quasi-normalcy]

New Star Trek rewatch order: every day, you look up what episodes/movies originally aired on that date and then you watch them all. Some days you might get, like...five or six to watch. Some days (particularly in summer) you get nothing. On July 1st, you need to watch 20 episodes of Prodigy because Netflix is a butt. You often need to keep track of, like, 3 different story arcs at once. But you get through the entire franchise in a year.

[flickrfavs]

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[rslashrats]