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“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

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I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

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How dare women try to have nipples.

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Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

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ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know.

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And on top of all that, exposed breasts have a long and storied history of symbolism in art. They mean all sorts of things. The sculptor may have chosen to expose her left breast specifically to denote her courage–her heart is exposed–or to evoke comparison to Amazon warriors, who cut off their right breasts.

Titties are complex in art.

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Fascinating!

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From the sounds of it they proved rather the idea women were bad luck on a ship cus if they boarded yours you were shit out of luck

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The renaissance of curves.

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Damn

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What if we could expand ecstasy, reduce stress and lift depression, all by delaying and extending orgasm?

very interesting read

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You’re on regi, what would you do if Becky came up to you like that? 😝🤔

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Looking yummy af

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Minor (very minor) YJ season 3 spoilers

I think the greatest thing about episode 13 is just that Icicle Jr. and Superboy are still friends after they hung out in prison-

I mean, LOOK AT THAT! Instead of being angry or spiteful, his super happy for his bro!

He’s legitimately happy!

And Superboy is super encouraging right back to his pal. It’s just so wholesome. I know that we may never get Icicle Jr. on the good guys side, but it is so nice that even after all these years, their still buds (even though they want to beat each other up and are superhero and supervillain).

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