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Born 1981, amab & a bit gender- fluid (pronouns mostly he/him, but they is okay). Living in Germany. I do much reblogging and very little original blogging. Don't even follow me if you don't agree that all Nazis should be rotting in the ground.

[jpnostalgia]

CURSED Jurassic Park BOOK COVERS (some are lowkey serving)

in order: Netherlands, Germany, Hungary, Czechia, Poland, Russia (3), Turkey, Spain, Sweden, Italy

[pterobat]

Also a lot of tracing.

[therobotwig]

'Selfie'

All shot practically using real lighting, figures and miniature sets.

[therobotwig]

'Selfie'

All shot practically using real lighting, figures and miniature sets.

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[normal-ghost]

my beloved mutual, were you aware that you’re the funniest person on the planet?

[bogleech]

The trained big government zombies all chortling and rolling their eyes at nazi comparisons evidently didn't listen to a single history lesson or they went to a school with only those abridged texas history books, because the nazi movement and in fact every tyrannical empire of the modern world went precisely through the stage of "cracking down on illegal citizens" under exactly the same excuses of "keeping our own people safe" and "just enforcing our laws."

And there's NO case in which a country did this that *wasn't* tyrannical. There is no instance, anywhere in our history, in any nation, of a government hunting people down on its own soil for paperwork infractions that actually solved or even slightly improved any problem it was claimed to address.

This is not hyperbole. An "illegal alien crackdown" has never had benefits worth even just the money it cost, not ever not once, let alone the fact that such a course of action has never not ever not once managed to only persecute "bad people." I'm not even talking about the margin of error or inevitability that "some" innocent people get "mistakenly" arrested, I mean this type of movement has destroyed more good people than violent people EVERY time, always, invariably.

It has never been done and can't be done. There has never been a benevolent, beneficial justifiable example of a nation's leaders trying to cull the population based on "legal citizenry." Every government that claims to have done it and seen improvements to crime rate or the economy is just plainly lying about that, and it's stupidly easy to just check. Like it's not even an actually good lie or even a propaganda campaign, they just ruin a bunch of lives and say it was good and that's it. They get away with it because their supporters don't care if there's a good reason or a payoff anyway, they just wanted to see fewer "foreigners" at the supermarket. That is the benefit in their eyes and any other repercussions are worth it to them.

[lunaghost13]

Cosplayed as my wife again 💖

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[bogleech]

Oh shit, did anyone else ever have this old set of wildlife fact cards??

The photos of modern species were just alright (70s camerawork) but the PAINTINGS for prehistoric animals....oh my god

Theyre so old they use an obsolete name for dunkleosteus but this was where I learned of dunks and was already portrayed with "lips" hiding the teeth:

Its also incredible how accurate some of them still are, and then there's this:

This one ENTHRALLED me as a baby, I assumed for some reason that it was like like 15 feet long:

Heres all of them:

https://www.dinofan.com/Collectibles/CollectiblesSetDetail.aspx?IID=2533

If you reblog this you gotta copy paste your favorites

[yesterdaysprint]

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

[123iloveyoutoo]

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

[ministryofsillytalks]

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

[123iloveyoutoo]

hold on i gotta make a post

[thecreach]

It absolutely is an improvement to cucumbers.

[sparrowlucero]

not naming names but i hate this character design trope

[prokopetz]

My controversial game design opinion is that "environmental storytelling" should be actually, tangibly present within the game's environments. Hitting the player with a paragraph of lore every time they click on a random item in their inventory is not environmental storytelling – it's just hiding an epistolary novel in your game's UI.

[persisting]

hi, i’m your local laid off discord employee, here to talk about exactly how safe it may or may not be to talk about Political Activism on discord. my credentials here are that i was a senior member of discord’s trust & safety team, which is the team that handles bans, legal investigations, and legal compliance. (my speciality was in child safety, anti-grooming, and taking down CSAM, but i also worked occasionally in low level terrorism issues and assisted that team in investigations.) i also know most of the people still working there in these capacities.

the tldr and most important thing to know is: i do not recommend you plan, discuss plans, or use any kind of hyperbolic (or not) language about violence to government officials or anyone in that vicinity on discord. please use signal instead.

a discord trust & safety employee is technically able to see any message you’ve sent under your account, going all the way back to the beginning of your account. unless you have manually deleted a message, it is viewable to a tns employee. now: it is a tremendous part of being on a tns team that we did NOT invade user privacy without cause. cause was usually: another user reported something you said, and we thought the reported message indicated you might be doing something elsewhere that was illegal (for example: a user says “i’m talking to this girl but she’s in high school lol.” i would then try to find evidence as to whether or not there was a child safety issue there. in this example, we’d require clear admission of age from both the user and the alleged high school girl, and then clear evidence of sexual talk between them, and go from there.) finding evidence required looking though all of that user’s messages.

most of the tns team, as i know them, are pretty resolute about not going further in looking than would be needed for action. most of the tns team that i still speak to is very much on the side of blue. your general conversations are probably perfectly safe, and we were very good at figuring out quickly if someone has reported you maliciously. i don’t believe you need to worry too much about your porn and fanfic and all that.

HOWEVER: reported content must be investigated, and discord can, and has been, legally subpoenaed to turn over user information. again, this has nominally been in Very Evil cases (CSAM and grooming, school shooting threats, murder admissions, etc.) but that could change, either at the federal level, or at the discord policy level. discord, like any social media company, could easily be pressured or forced into taking on different internal policies that could get you in serious trouble if you are organizing violent or “illegal” resistance. if that happens, there is a scenario where this incoming administration is given access to your messages.

again: please do not organize your political or social resistance on discord from now on. please use signal to ensure your maximum safety. do not panic if you have already talks about things on discord: you can easily delete your messages, and that WILL remove from an employee’s view. do that and use signal from now on.

stay safe. i love you. 💕

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[jethroq]

not reblogging it because it’s about as long as one of GRRM’s books, but there is a great post going over why ASOIAF is really not ”realistic” at all starting from how the worldbuilding about multi-generational winters wouldn’t work, but also its implications are not adressed i. the slightest, but also his Hobbesian view of humanity, and yeah. I only watched the first deason of GOT and saw/heard glimpses every now and then about the later seasons, and the impression I got was basically ”realism is when bad things happen and clothes are dirty”. I would add, that the death rate in these ”realistic” fantasy settings reminds me of the matv someone did about the Kumite in ”Bloodsport” (and Frank Dux’ claims that it’s a real tournament he fought in) where it’s a tournament of fight to the death with all the world’s greatest martial artists, and the number of rounds that supposedly took place, that would mean Frank Dux should mathematically be the only surving human on earth.

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[foreverabrokenfighter]

The slip stitch (or invisible stitch) was created to hide seams and later used by surgeons.

My cousin is a surgeon and was sewing something and used that stitch and then froze and said “Wait this isn’t a person.”

Grandma said “We used it first keep going.”

[duckbunny]

remember not to embroider the patient

[chongoblog]

You can tell Sonic the Hedgehog is BACK because anti-SJW’s are complaining about Rouge being “censored” on Twitter.

[thecreach]

Oh, are her tits only half out instead of two thirds?

[jasper-dixon]

Headlines across eight years. Who you vote for really does matter. None of these headlines delve into the Boar's Head listeria outbreak because I can only post ten photos in one post. But the slaughter house self regulate headline? Yup, that's why.