オフファック

film hœ, rami malek can sit on my face , also i need a new vampire weekend album asap

[kzpd]

hills in san francisco

[secifosseluce]

“I took comfort in the illusion that I could go back [to my hometown]. But I’d been around long enough to know history is sealed and unchangeable. You can move on, with a heart stronger in the places it’s been broken, create new love. You can hammer pain and trauma into a righteous sword and use it in defense of life, love, human grace and God’s blessing. But nobody gets a do-over. Nobody gets to go back and there’s only one road out. Ahead, into the dark.”

— Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run (via readingcities)

[butt-berry]

I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

[natehankz]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

racing. now theres a simple idea that never gets old. who’s the fastest. i love it.

[chrisfuckinbaio]

i came back just in case tumblr decided to die and to say thanks for all those years y’all hahahahaha

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

migrating to twitter bc tumblr might die is pure crackheadery if this thing goes down I’m just gonna start reading books

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdB1fsPgyoT/

[sseoulful]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmaOcu7FPkj/?

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Youth by Daughter was the original depression song

[princessdabber]

Big Sur, California

[2-face]

50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasn’t exactly like pop tarts :) 5/5

other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[star-jockey]

[freshmoviequotes]

Call Me by Your Name (2017)