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Ryuji: @9:35PM: I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

Ryuji: @9:36PM: so if I eat a habanero pepper and eat a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

Ryuji: @10:05PM: hey guess what hellfire tastes like

Akechi: @10:07PM: Fun Fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means they can both be activated at once without cancelling out.

Futaba: @10:07PM: rip Ryuji lol

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transywitch

This YouTube title sounds like a Panic! At The Disco or Fallout Boy song from 10 years ago.

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bug-thief

reblog if you belong in the lgbtqia+ community, I wanna prove my mom how gay tumblr is

anxietyproblem

bug-thief

reblog if you belong in the lgbtqia+ community, I wanna prove my mom how gay tumblr is

incorrectsaoquotes

the reason the sao gang doesn't got their own guild

Asuna: alright guys what should we call our guild

Lisbeth: THE DICKSQUAD

Asuna: okay that's a good start but think harder

Klein and Lisbeth: DICKSQUAD. DICKSQUAD. DICKSQUAD.

Asuna: guys you said you wouldn't do this again

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Lisbeth: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Sinon: I’m a knife.

Silica, from across the room: She’s a little spoon.

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Silica: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do? Lisbeth: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her. Asuna: Tackle her. Kirito: Kick her in the shin. Klein: Dump her. Sinon: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.