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[memecxllector-blog]

sentence prompts ➝ rocky horror picture show

❝Are you having a party?❞

❝Oh, I just love success.❞

❝Do your worst, inferior one!❞

❝Madness takes it toll.❞

❝You killed them!❞

❝By night, i’m one hell of a lover.❞

❝You’re too kind.❞

❝I really love that rock n’ roll.❞

❝My life is a misery.❞

❝You liked it, didn’t you?❞

❝I’m going home.❞

❝Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.❞

❝He never caused her nothing but shame.❞

❝My feet! I can’t move my feet.❞

❝Don’t get hot and flustered!❞

❝I’ll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance.❞

❝If there’s one fool for you then I am it.❞

❝I’m dressed up with no place to go.❞

❝I’m out of my head.❞

❝I loved you. Do you hear me? I loved you!❞

❝I grow weary of this world.❞

❝I’ll oil you up and rub you down.❞

❝Let me show you around.❞

❝That’s a rather tender subject.❞

❝Hahahaha - SHUT UP.❞

❝I’m frightened. What kind of place is this?❞

❝I could show you my favorite obsession.❞

❝I’d only ever kissed before.❞

❝I don’t want no dissension. Just dynamic tension.❞

❝Nothing can ever be the same.❞

❝I’ve got an itch to scratch. I need assistance.❞

❝When you knocked, he thought you were the candy man.❞

❝Your apple pie don’t taste too nice.❞

❝Do you have any tattoos?❞

❝They didn’t like me. They never liked me.❞

❝Don’t dream it, be it.❞

❝But it seems so unhealthy here.❞

❝Oh, dear, you’re hurt! Did they do this to you?❞

❝Your new playmate is loose.❞

❝I have never been a quitter.❞

❝I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.❞

❝I’ve tasted blood and I want more.❞

❝It’s just a jump to the left.❞

❝Even smiling makes my face ache.❞

❝There’s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.❞

❝I’m prepared to forgive you.❞

❝Don’t be upset. It was a mercy killing.❞

❝Well, you got caught with a flat. Well, how ‘bout that?❞

❝A mental mind fuck can be nice.❞

❝That’s not way to behave on your first day out.❞

❝You’re like a sponge. You take, take, take and drain others of their love and emotion.❞

❝If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.❞

❝Don’t judge a book by its cover.❞

❝I thought there’s no use getting into heavy petting. It only leads to trouble.❞

❝I see you shiver with antici..pation.❞

❝You’re lucky. He’s lucky. I’m lucky. We’re all lucky!❞

[occasionalrpmemes]

Things Said/Heard at Rocky Horror Rehearsal

Note: due to the nature of RHPS, a lot of these are somewhat risque, albeit in a sorta cracky way. Nothing here has to lead to direct NSFW, but doing so would be pretty easy. (So’s Janet!)

“It’s okay. My lungs are still in my body. I’m good.”

“I have plans for your fake dick.”

“It doesn’t matter! Nothing matters! Just form a kickline!”

“Please yourselves. Not literally. At least, not on stage.”

“This is why we keep the feather boas in quarantine.”

“You- you’re a lot. I like you.”

“This is when you start to get groovy.”

“I could kiss you. I could marry you. I could buy you ice cream.”

“IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHO’S READY TO GET SLUTTY?”

“Shit, I thought this was water polo practice.”

“Biochemical research gets me so hot.”

“This is the weirdest aerobics session I’ve ever seen.”

“I claim my prize.”

“I haven’t been this aroused since Nixon was president.”

“Where are the horses? I thought there would be horses.”

“I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner 10,000 vodka aunts.”

“Make it weirder. I know it’s weird. But make it weirder.”

“You’re, like, a sex god. You’re like a Nobel Prize winner sex god.”

“I like to approach all my problems crotch-first.”

“Okay, who here knows the Funky Chicken?”

“I’m so proud of you. You’re going to make me cry.”

“Anyone have a tampon?”

“Anyone have a hair band?”

“Anyone have any idea what’s going on?”

“There will be no actual nudity and no actual murder-cannibalism- at least, if everything goes according to plan.”

“Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?”

“Don’t worry about me. I’m having a good time.”

“You fuck with my boas, I will fuck with you.”

“It’s all cool. Nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“We’re allowed to step on you if you’re in the way.”

“OH SHIT MY TITS ARE OUT”

“I’m glad that we dream about each other in the worst possible ways.”

“It’s awful. I love it.”

“You. Me. Selfie. Now.”

“Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples. Frantically.”

“We are not responsible for any weird boners you may get this evening.”

“You guys, I just- I just love you so much. I’m so happy. You guys.”

[the-otp-library-blog]

OTP Prompt #2

Person A, who just went through a nasty divorce, goes to find comfort in their friend, Person B, who secretly has a crush on them.

[survivorsupport]

I saw this in an old Cosmopolitan magazine so I took a picture of it to share with you.

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

and it will probably taste somewhat saltier. and report all druggings/poisonings to the police.

[bellygangstaboo]

i thought he hit a girl at first.

[thetrippytrip]

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

LMFAOOOOOO

[ahhthelegend]

Smh

[idonthaveasquare2spare-deactiva]

That’s what he get.

[hypnotic-flow]

lmfao at these highlights 😂😂

[imjustjason]

All the ancestors lifted him up over that table

[hypnotic-flow]

^^^ 😂😂😂

[carbonated-beverage]

Reblog if:

you wanna join my girl gang where we emotionally support each other and spread positive vibes while wear matching jackets. 

[genuineanger]

when will people stop…..shipping real life humans. with other real life humans. and coming up with “””””headcanon”””” for these actual people…..and when will they stop writing fanfiction about - and i cannot stress this enough - real people who are alive and out in the world partaking in their own existence as a person who is not fictional, not pliable according to your imagination, not an imaginary vessel for you to toy around with like a paper doll with no agency because they are a person please i’m so tired just leave them alone

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[xlec]

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

[zackisontumblr]

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! 

[haramheaux]

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

[zackisontumblr]

see it really works!!

[rad-and-sleepy]

Reblog if you're bilingual, petty, or both.

[faunafoxxx]

1lb Burrito baby (w/ hundo for scale).

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

this is the money burrito. reblog for money and burritos to come your way

[baethov3n-deactivated20250325]

Y’ALL THE MONEY BURRITO WORKED!!! I JUST GOT NOTIFIED I WAS APPROVED FOR A $2,500 SCHOLARSHIP FOR NEXT SEMESTER!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

[arroz]

and i just found a burrito under my bed?!?!? this shit really works 

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

[seized]

i’m gonna frame this

[thorstun]

phil singing

reblog if u agree

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[corlgrimes]

the walking dead season 7 episode 2: a summary

bonus:

[saberghatz]

I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW

[saberghatz]

WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC THING ABOUT THE MONOPOLY DUDE?? HIS MONOCLE, RIGHT? EVERYONE REMEMBERS THAT.

WELL WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

[saberghatz]

AND YOU KNOW KIT-KATS??

THATS RIGHT, KIT-KATS. I JUST AUTOMATICALLY SPELLED IT WITH A DASH.

WELL FUCK ME UP!! CAUSE APPARENTLY THERE AIN’T NO DASH ANMORE

[saberghatz]

AND SMOKEY THE BEAR. YOU KNOW, THE BEAR WHO EDUCATES US ABOUT FOREST FIRES.

SMOKEY THE BEAR.

NOPE. IT’S SMOKEY BEAR

[saberghatz]

don’t even FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT MONA LISA’S SMILE

THAT WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE. I HAD TO RECREATE A PAINTING OF HER FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY REFERENCE PHOTO WAS NOT THIS

[saberghatz]

And this one of course we all know its Berenstein

b ut

OUR CURRENT TIMELINE SEEMS TO DISAGREE

[saberghatz]

im so done I’m leaving the planet

[yikesineed2stopbeingtrash]

Double Stuff oreos are apparently Double Stuf