ChristallizedAccomplice

Everything interesting I can find here for you, side blog of  https://www.tumblr.com/blog/dragonchris

[beardedmrbean]

[unidentifiablelifeform]

[beardedmrbean]

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[catasters]

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[theinsidiousdice]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[stjohnstarling]

In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Extremely good idea - how are you doing it? Through the contact us option?

[stjohnstarling]

Yeah it’s one of the options on the Contact Support form:

[sharas-bae]

for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.

[stjohnstarling]

Hey it worked! Maybe if enough of us make a stink they’ll fix the fucking system.

[edupunkbitch]

This is legitimately brilliant. Bug burndown reports (the rate at which your software team can close bugs) is a major metric for most software houses.

It takes an extra step in our part, but this is part of what makes it effective. It's not one click, one reblog activism and it hits them where they care: their damn KPIs.

[evilwizard]

My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!

[un-undeadwizard]

Great Wizard, please have your tower checked for any leaks of dangerous chemicals. I fear that you might be affected by the infamous "carbon monoxide"

[evilwizard]

My Tower Got Filled With Carbon Monoxide And Now I Can Only Communicate Via Manwha Titles! (BL)

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[riggedbones-moving]

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

[blackheartbiohazards]

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[pisshandkerchief]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[fangs-4-fags]

this is the story of a man named-

oh? what's that? you've transitioned? well, congratulations Stanley!

this is the story of a woman named Stanley.

[fangs-4-fags]

you can change her pronouns but you can pry Stanley's name out of her cold dead hands

[fleetway-super-sonic]

@ridge-reginald

[caribou-corner]

Visit Original Link

i'm a lil rusty but i hope this is gender enough for the masses

[fangs-4-fags]

hdjfekjdje this is incredible!! thank you

[artistredfox]

Audio transcription;

This is the story of a man named Stanley. ("Introducing Stanley" from the Stanley parable begins to play.) Wait, hold on, cut the music. (music stops.) What was that, Stanley? You've transitioned? Oh, well, congratulations to you, Stanley! Tell you what, I'll redo the intro for you, just to make sure. Okay? Good, alright. This is the story of a woman named Stanley. ("Introducing Stanley" from the Stanley parable begins to play.)